Issue 5: Bitter 16.

  Meanwhile, during all of that, 16 year old Jam stepped out of his home after 1 year of hibernation . He stood at his Boul-door for a good while and then he moved it aside. And as he walked out he saw blueberries on the ground and he could see a Dark Ghostly figure go behind a tree. Jam immediately dashed to the tree but there was nothing behind and then Jam looked and saw words on his cave and it read "Hello chosen one." Jam was unfazed and then he went to the blueberries and Jam ate them and began to walk through the forest, as he walked, he saw a Cheetah being surrounded by a pack. "You'll never amount to anything, now...DIE!" And all 40 of them began to chant "DIE!" at the cheetah. But Jam walked up. "SHUT UP YOU GARRULOUS BULLET FISTS!" They all looked his way. "Yo homie, move on. This is our territory fool." Cheetah 1 said to him. The Cheetah Leader walked to Jam. "Listen up, we are doing an execution right now. You don't want to end up like him, do you? Jam replied: "No, you listen! I don't care what you prejudice pedestrian pilgrim private part picking pigs are doing right now, If you dusty butt rashes keep spamming the word "Die" then I will make you live up to your word. You sleep walking, meat watching, teeth roting, keep talking then I will beat all-you sheep flocking and will be launching you idiotic fools into the air and you'll be beanstalking! You extraterrestrial basement heads!" They all were silent and they looked at him and then eachother and then started laughing obnoxiously! And Jam just sat there, glaring at them. One of them approached Jam. "He should join us." Cheetah 2 said. "No, he's too...Bossy." The Leader replied. Jam glared at him. "Oh and what are you? Egotistical, thinks he's mythical, self centered unbearable to see in the visual and genuinely a terrible individual? Fits your description to me, very easy to read, like a book." Jam continued. "Your flaws are far more revealing than the genuine love that your pack has for you, they just follow you because they are sheep and desperate to have someone over them. You egyptian barn animal colonizing, traumatizing, not surprising, llama-tizing, lobotomizing and about to receive the opposite of a calm demising piece of trash." Jam began to walk away, leaving them in shock. Being disrespected, the Pack Leader ran to Jam and lost his life to a heart attack and his heart seeped through his chest. "How heartless." Jam said sardonically. "Idiot had a heart attack before it could even attack. You don't deserve pronouns! You deliquent taco lip." Jam glanced at the pack. "You are free to go. You indigneous indigestable pansexual vegetables!" They all ran away. And for the first time Jam had shown mercy and then Cheetah Power suddenly appeared to Jam. "Jamuel." Jam looked at her. "I haven't seen you since I was 10, It's been a while. You crystal." Although Jam didn't roast Cheetah Power, he still spoke in the same tone as ever. Monotone but aggressive. "I've seen what you have done, you saved them." Cheetah Power said to Jam in a happy tone. "Never assume that when I destroy a enemy, that I did it out of the kindness of my heart to protect someone. The only one I will protect is you, that's why I did not accept the offer of being the Guardian Of Cheetah Power because I am guarding you not this planet. I don't think anyone should live on this planet, It's too pure to have these abominable scale heads in here." Jam responded. "I love the people in this world. Whenever they are peaceful and care for eachother, it makes me happier. You don't have to become my guardian if you don't wish to, but I will let you make your decision. Let me know whenever you are ready to tell me your answer." Cheetah Power dispersed. Jam looked and saw the God Cheetahs running to the main valley. It showed the God Cheetahs ran there. And suddenly two ginormous cheetahs jumped out of the ground, one of them were made out of Obsidian and the other was made out of magma and they were about 25 feet tall. They were called "The Corrupted Ones" they are a known menace to Cheetah Power. "Who brought these things back?" ET asked. And the TCO were terrorizing cheetahs. "HEY!" Vinex jumped over there and shot an vine and punched Ubsadian in the face and he looked at Vinex and was not fazed and then he growled. "Crap." Vinex said before getting smack across the world. And they roared and ran towards the God Cheetahs and then ET created an Electromagnetic Force Field and made an ginormous Electric Fist and punched them but Magmania was immune to electricity and he dashed to them, despite being 25 feet tall and 29,000 pounds, he ran very quickly but the God Cheetahs were quicker and jumped and Volcano used infuriated infernal flames and blasted it at Ubsadian and then he smacked an volcano on him but Magmania grabbed Volcano but before he could attack, Arrex used Divine Warrior Rush and ran through him 55M times and then knocked him in the air and shot him towards the ground and Marculus teleported Magmania up and punched him to a near mountain. ET zoomed faster than the visible eye could see and he used Electric Dive and knocked Magmania higher into the air and punched him to the ground and Ubsadian used Obsidian Quartz and blasted it at him but Vinex used DI-Vine and slammed his face on the ground and Skyfire came out of nowhere and he dived at Ubsadian but suddenly got bent into the ground. But then he flew up and picked up Ubsadian and Magmania and threw them up into the air and then used Sky Collision and turned his wings into the sky and clapped it on them and slammed them on the ground and then Flex grabbed his trident and turned it 50 feet large and tried to finish the job but suddenly A Dark Void Cheetah used Void push and knocked them all at the ground. "We meet again." Voidex said to them, smiling. "V-Voidex." ET said angrily. Voidex walked to them. Volcano looked at him. "Let us go or I will kill you." He threatened. "How can you kill me if you are the one in the vulnerable position? FOOL!" Volcano growled and broke out of the Void Force and dashed at him and used Volcanic Dragonic Punch and knocked him to the nearest sun. And Volcano roared and went to them. "Thanks Vol." ET said to him but suddenly the Corrupted Ones started to get up and then Voidex flew up from the ground and he spawned Infinity Crystals that evolves your stats to Infinity such as strength, speed, agility, durability, and even intelligence. They all roared. "CRAP!" Vinex yelled. "Who do yall work for?" Vinex asked them. "Sia sent us to destroy you God Cheetahs." Voidex told them. "SHE EVEN GAVE US 1% OF HER POWER!" Voidex stated. "Sia's on vacation though." Marculus stated to them. "Then why is she planning to destroy your precious little planet though?" Ubsadian asked them. "SHE'S WHAT?" They all said dumbfounded. "OH BOY YOU ALL ARE COOKED!" Magmania yelled at them. And then Vinex looked at him. "What if I join y'all and destroy these lame God Cheetahs." Vinex negotiated. ET looked at him. "Really Vinex?" Voidex answered him. "Sure, but If you try to trick us, we will end you." and Vinex teleported on their side. "TRAITOR" Volcano yelled at them. Vinex shrugged at them. "Sia is gonna end the world so, I might as well get on the winning side, plus yall suck too." Voidex looked at the God Cheetahs. "Anyways, don't worry God Cheetahs, this is gonna hurt ALOT!" Volcano dashed to Voidex and punched him but nothing happened and he swat him to a nearby mountain and Magmania lifted them all up with magma chains and then blasted them to the floor and they felt immense pain. and then Flex flew up into the air and blasted Divine Tidal Waves, a tsunami that reached the clouds directly at them and it was fast and it knocked them into the forest and all of the God Cheetahs got released except for Skyfire and then Flex landed on the ground and smiled at them. "Never doubt God." and then suddenly the enemies came running fast towards the God Cheetahs but before they could attack them a pebble smacked them and the impact knocked them to a mountain and then Jam jumped over there, angry. "How dare you sewage pipe heads!" Jam said to them. Flex looked at Jam. "My bad." Flex said to him and Jam walked to him. ET looked at Jam. "Cheetah! BEHIND YOU!" And Magmania jumped at Jam but Jam blew him in halfs and Ubsadian blasted Obsidian Heart at Jam but Jam jumped above it and stomped the ground and broke him to pieces but Voidex teleported behind Jam. "ENOUGH! ABSORB SOME STRENGTH CRYSTALS!" Voidex yelled and he made them absorb the crystals. "Crap, CHEETAH RUN!" ET yelled at Jam. But Jam stood his ground and glared at the enemies and the enemies blasted their powers at Jam and it all hit him. "NOOOO!" ET yelled. "AHAHAHA, DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO BE STRONGER THAN ME! YOU WILL END UP DEAD LIKE ALL OF MY ENEMIES! AHAHA...Except for my mother...AHAHAAHA!" Voidex yelled. Vinex, curious, walked into the smoke and he went on the God Cheetah side again. "Why are you over here again?" Arrex asked Vinex. "Because I am not dealing with that Cheetah." Vinex said. Suddenly the smoke cleared and Jam was unfazed and he grabbed a spike boulder and thrashed it in Magmania face and broke his face and he vibrated his tail vehemently and Jam knocked Ubsadian out of the universe and Jam's tail duplicated in 20's and wrapped around Ubsadian and it jabbed him 5000 times and tore him out of existence and Jam's tail grabbed Magmania and Voidex also and spun them across the universe and then he jumped up high and did a front flip and slammed them out of existence and looked at the God Cheetahs. They were shocked. ET checked Jam's stats and they were the stats of a normal cheetah. "I didn't use 00000000% of my strength." Jam said to them and they were shocked and their jaws were swinging in the void. "WOW" Vinex yelled. "YOOOO!" Volcano shouted. "He cutemtoteteef!" Arrex said. "IMPOSSIBLE! No." Marculus yelled. "Is he with God? Because he has done the impossible. Flex said. "Shut your glaze donut heads up!" Jam began to walk away. "Hey, do you want to join the God Cheetahs?" ET said to Jam. "Why would I want join you amateur taco shells? You hideous idiots aren't worth existing around." Jam roasted them. "You just seem strong enough to join us." Vinex said to Jam. "Idiot, weren't you on the other side, you platonic vegetable?" Jam glared at him. "Anyways, I am not gonna join you scamful bald atomic bomb jaw idiots!" Jam told them off but they insisted. "How are we scamful?" Arrex asked Jam. "Because you defiled vile beasts say that you would protect Cheetah Power and the ugly things on it, yet you needed me to interfere with the other team in order to outlive them because If i weren't here your light switch necks would've died, you decapitated Ipad nostrils!" Jam glared at them. "We try our best." Flex said to Jam. "Join us please." Arrex requested Jam and then Jam glared at him and said " First of all, I have a volcanic boxing turtle, an debilitated toddler, a Warrior chin, and King neptune and a bloated burger patty asking me to join their donkey inhaling, jaw impaling, Humpback whaling, dish whaling, fish smelling piece of garbage group! Why would I make the conscious decision to do that? You destroyed unemployed grandpa joy stick chest heads!" Jam said. "Because we are the God Cheetahs and we keep you safe." Marculus said to him. "But didn't I unintentionally save you under arm sniffing rodents? You disgusting broke teeth losers! anyways, you all suck, I am going!" Jam dashed away. "Hey-" ET looked down as Jam ran away. Vinex looked at them. "Woah, let's see how great our case sounds! We lose to some losers and a random cheetah with the same amount of stats of a normal cheetah folds them and then roasts us and leave us without any information and now we just sit here like losers, that's hooker treatment right there. Like, how did we, the God Cheetahs get rejected? We are like the "baddies" of the universe." Vinex said angrily. Volcano looked at him. "Idiot, you were just on the other side."How are we gonna defeat Sia if we can't beat the ones who she gave scraps of her pocket power?" Marculus asked them. "God." Flex said to him. Marculus looked at him curiously. "God? Hehehe, Flex you're so funny-YOU ARE A GOD!" Marculus yelled at him. "But die like men." Flex said to him with a blank face while Marculus was yelling at him. "YOU AREN'T EVEN A MAN, ERGHHHH!" Marculus shouted. Flex answered, "In the beginning God created men and woman." "SO? HE DIDN'T CREATE US! GOD IS IN HIS OWN EXISTENCE AND WE ARE IN CHEETAH POWER, ERGHHH!" ET looked at them. "Just stop talking guys." Flex interrupted him. "If any man speaks, let him speak as the oracles of God." Marculus's bald head snapped back to him. "FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, GOD IS FROM HIS OWN EXISTENCE WHICH IS EARTH, SO HE DIDN'T CREATE US ERGHHH, AND EVEN IF HE DID CREATE US SCRIPTURE DOESN'T FIT US BECAUSE WE ARE ANIMALS! ERGHHH, SO STOP SPEAKING ABOUT GOD! ERGHHHHH!" Flex looked at him. "If you reject knowledge, he will reject you." Marculus interrupted. "I NEVER ASKED...I NEVER ASKED!" Flex said to him: "Ask and ye shall receive!" Volcano glared at them. "SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU! I know where we can go to get stronger, follow me!" ET looked at him. "Really? show us!" And they followed him but Skyfire was still attached to the chains. "GUYS! GUYS! Don't leave me here alone! Guys? GUYS!" And they left him there, alone. But while the God Cheetahs ran away, Marculus saw that they left Skyfire and his eyes and finger transported to his location and instead of helping him, he began to laugh at him. Keep in mind that the rest of Marculus's body is still following Volcano. "OH OH OH OH" But since Marculus wasn't paying attention, he fell into a volcano." AUUUUUUGGHHHHHH!" And then Skyfire eyes and finger rocketed after him and burned with him. "Idiots." An unknown cheetah said, watching them.

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