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The Exiled and the Egg-less

  Prologue: The Echo of Ashes

  ?Long before the counting of years, before steel met spell and stone remembered names, there were only space, dark matter and Realms: vast, eternal domains birthed from the Primordial Song.

  ?Within this vast ocean of stars and dark matter, there lies Five Great Realms that make up the world Earth, each shaped by one of the Origin Forces:

  The Aetherion — realm of sky and light, home to the Celestials, radiant beings born of pure order and law. Their spires scraped the upper veil of the heavens, and their words could bind time.

  The Infernaeth — the realm of fire and hunger, where Demon Lords ruled citadels of obsidian and ash. War was scripture, and conquest was prayer.

  The Verdantum — realm of the Fae, ever-changing, where dreams walked in daylight and truth wore many masks. Time twisted like ivy in their lands, and memories were traded like coin.

  The Nullshade — a realm of stillness, silence, and shadow. The Nullborn spoke only in echoes and fed upon magic itself. No gate to their realm was made by mortal hand.

  The Mortalis (aka Earth) — the central realm, fractured and raw, where humans, beastfolk, and the Awakened races struggled to carve a future between gods and monsters.

  ?From the joining of these Realms came the Sundering War, the greatest war the world had ever known. It began with a death—the murder of Virelios, the Star-King of the Aetherion, whose heart was stolen by a Fae Queen in love with flame. Blame spread like wildfire. Treaties shattered. The Realmgates, once symbols of peace, became portals for invasion.

  ?The war lasted two thousand years. The skies bled. The oceans screamed. Cities made of living crystal crumbled into sand. Some say the moon itself fractured under the weight of the Celestial Armada.

  ?Heroes rose and fell—names etched into stone and flame: Kael’thar the Bound Flame, who wielded the last Hellforge. Seraphine of the Hollow Crown, who sang an entire army to sleep. Thorn of Many Faces, the trickster-Fae who betrayed both sides—twice. And the mysterious Order of the Pale Veil, whose members vanished after every battle, leaving only folded robes and silence.

  ?Yet nothing could stop the ending tide—until the Nameless One came.

  No origin. No allegiance. Cloaked in light and shadow, crowned with neither halo nor horn. They stepped onto the final battlefield at the Shatterfold, where the Realms had begun to collapse into one another, and they spoke only once. A single word. Not in any known tongue, but one that resonated with the bones of the world.

  ?The combatants froze. Weapons turned to dust. The Realmgates sealed. The very gods fell silent. And so the war ended—not with a victory, but a binding. The realms withdrew.

  The Pact of Emberlight was forged, etched into the roots of the Worldtree itself, guarded by the eternal Watchers. Peace, it was said, would last as long as the Nameless One slept.

  ?Now, that pact weakens. Storms gather beyond the veils of the sky. The magic that once flowed like rivers has begun to coil and retreat. Children are born speaking tongues of fire. Old kings dream of ancient wars. And in the forgotten corners of the world, cults whisper not of gods… but of the one who ended them.

  ?And in the Void Between Realms, where time dares not flow, something stirs. The Nameless One may wake again. And this time, they may not save us.

  Chapter 1: The Exiled and the Egg-less

  Maylina the Destroyer—General of the Ninth Hell Legion, Scourge of the Eastern Flames, Devourer of Hope (retired), and Certified Terror of Realms—was bored. Not the kind of bored where you tap your fingers on a desk. This was an ancient, abyssal boredom, the kind that had seeped into her bones over centuries of peace, turning her once-fiery ambition into a desire for naps and snacks.

  Technically, she was about to be evicted from Hell. The charge was “honorary exile under terms of excessive dishonor and sloth,” though Maylina felt that was a bit wordy for a plaque.

  She sat—well, sprawled—across a throne made of bleached dragon bones that she had clearly modified. Where there should have been jagged spikes, there was now a surprisingly ergonomic cushion made of molt-fur. Her long black cloak spilled like ink down the sides of the dais. One combat boot dangled lazily off the armrest, while the other was propped up on a pile of empty cherry soda bottles that caught the flickering light of the magma rivers outside.

  The throne room of the Demon King was usually a place of terror. It simmered with heat and fury. Lava ran like arterial blood through obsidian veins in the walls, casting a red, pulsating glow over the court. High above, chains rattled from the ceiling, heavy with the weight of ancient oaths.

  But today, the only terror in the room was the awkward silence. A court of snarling demons stood hushed, shifting their weight on clawed feet. Even the Lava Wolves, usually busy gnawing on the bones of the damned, had stopped to stare in confusion.

  "You're an embarrassment!"

  The Demon King’s voice thundered through the hall, sounding less like a monarch and more like a volcano having a midlife crisis. He stood at the foot of her dais, his shadow stretching long and jagged across the floor. He pointed one trembling, clawed finger at her.

  "Slouching on your obsidian couch! Binge-watching human dramas on soul-crystals! Eating lava chips for weeks!" The King’s chest heaved with magma-bright rage. "You used to be a general! You are a disgrace to demon kind!"

  Maylina didn’t flinch. She reached into a crinkling bag and popped a chip into her mouth. It glowed faintly with infernal heat as she chewed, staring at the King with the deliberate defiance of a teenager told to clean her room.

  “They're called soap operas, Your Majesty,” she said, swallowing the spicy crunch. “And they are riveting. You wouldn't understand the nuance.”

  The King sputtered, smoke leaking from his nostrils.

  “Also,” Maylina continued, gesturing with a chip, “Passion Vortex just hit the arc where Darien finds out his twin is secretly a time-witch. The narrative complexity is staggering. Drama, Your Majesty. Pure drama.”

  A collective gasp rippled through the gathered demons. One lesser imp, overcome by the sheer audacity, fainted dead away. A lava imp near the back clutched its pearls in horror.

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  “You used to bathe in the blood of angels!” the Demon King roared, his voice cracking the stone floor beneath him. “Now you bathe in… in cherry soda?!”

  Maylina glanced at the sticky bottles near her boot. “It’s carbonated,” she said with a shrug. “It tingles. Good for the pores.”

  The King’s left eye twitched. A vein of molten gold pulsed in his forehead. He turned and whispered something to his grand advisor, a withered creature holding a staff. The advisor nodded gravely and began muttering a chant that smelled like ozone and burnt paperwork.

  Maylina watched them, realizing with a slow, dawning horror that this wasn't just another lecture.

  “That, apparently,” she muttered to herself, “was the last straw.”

  The Demon King stood and to bring forth his demonic power—something he only did on holy eclipses or when his favorite lava stew was too spicy. The shadows in the room recoiled as his aura flared, turning the air thick and pulsing with molten judgment.

  “You have abandoned your post,” he intoned, his voice echoing in the vast chamber. “You have ignored summons. You missed the last two quarterly blood-offerings. And worst of all…”

  He paused, his eyes narrowing into slits of pure malice.

  “You wrote fanfiction of mortal dramas and posted them under the name ‘HotDemonMom69.’”

  Maylina sat up straighter. “Okay, first of all, that account has a very loyal following. It had over four million upvotes. People like angst, Your Majesty. It speaks to the soul.”

  The King’s fist clenched, igniting the air around it. “Enough! You have two choices. Redemption through eternal combat in the Chasm Pits…”

  Maylina groaned, her head flopping back against the throne. “Ugh, those are boring. Everyone just screams and stabs. There’s no pacing. Nobody even monologues properly anymore.”

  “Or,” the King finished, a cruel smile touching his lips, “exile.”

  Maylina laughed. It was a sharp, barking sound. “What, like some kind of time-out? You’re going to send me to my room?”

  Before she could finish her mockery, the sky above the throne room cracked open.

  It wasn’t a natural break. It was a tearing of reality. A summoning portal ripped open behind her throne—a swirling red vortex of judgment, shame, and unpaid infernal taxes. The wind howled, sucking the empty soda bottles into the void. The smell of bureaucratic failure filled the air.

  “You are hereby cast into the Mortalis realm!” the King roared over the gale. “Until your honor is restored or your essence dissolves into sitcom reruns and expired coupons! Whichever comes first!”

  Maylina scrambled to sit up, her boots slipping on the stone. “Okay, wait! That seems harsh! Let’s talk about—”

  She never got to finish her sentence. A giant, flaming boot of spiritual authority emerged from the floor—literalizing the metaphor in the most painful way possible—and kicked her square in the back.

  She went flying.

  Her scream echoed like a banshee at karaoke night as she spiraled backward into the vortex. The throne room vanished. Her cape snapped violently in the dimensional wind.

  Realms blurred around her in a kaleidoscope of madness. She saw blazing wastelands. She saw weird, neon-colored vaporwave cities. She tumbled through a realm made entirely of bubble wrap (which was surprisingly tempting to pop). At one point, she flew past a moon made of cheese where a goat stood on its hind legs and waved politely.

  As the fabric of reality tore open to deposit her on Earth, her only thought was a pang of regret:

  I really should’ve brought snacks.

  Somewhere on Earth, Raina was not having a magical day.

  She was walking home from the university, the late afternoon sun beating down on the pavement. The heat radiated off the concrete, making the air shimmer. Raina adjusted her grip on two heavy paper grocery bags, trying not to let the carton of eggs slide out the top.

  She was humming the opening theme to Witch Girls: Battle Love Ultra under her breath, mostly to drown out her own anxiety. Her mind was racing. Had she submitted the right file for her animation final? She had a sinking suspicion she’d uploaded the same storyboard twice, just in reverse order.

  Maybe if I play it backwards, it’s artistic? she thought. Avant-garde?

  The suburbs were quiet. A neighbor was mowing his lawn. A cat was sitting on a fence, yelling at a pigeon with unearned confidence.

  Raina was blissfully unaware that she was approximately three seconds away from becoming a mattress for a falling warlord.

  The sky above Elm Street didn’t just cloud over; it cracked. It sounded like a giant egg being broken on the edge of the universe.

  “...What the hell?” Raina murmured, stopping in her tracks and looking up.

  Then—WHAM.

  It wasn't a thud. It was a collision. Flaming heat washed over her. Gravity gave up. Groceries went everywhere.

  Raina found herself slammed into the sidewalk, pinned by a weight that felt like a falling anvil wrapped in hot leather. The wind was knocked out of her lungs in a pathetic wheeze.

  For a moment, there was only silence and the smell of ozone.

  Raina blinked, trying to clear the spots from her vision. She was lying on her back. Straddling her was a woman—no, a being.

  The stranger was clad in scorched black armor that radiated heat. Curved horns curled back from her forehead, crackling with residual static. Her eyes were glowing a terrifying, luminous red.

  Maylina the Destroyer blinked down at the mortal she had just flattened.

  “Are you an angel?” Maylina asked, her voice raspy from dimensional travel.

  Raina coughed, tasting soot. She tried to move her arm and heard a wet crunch.

  “You crushed my eggs,” Raina wheezed.

  Maylina sat up slowly, looking around with a dazed expression. She coughed a puff of grey smoke. “This… this isn’t the battlefield of Sorrow’s Maw…”

  “This is a sidewalk,” Raina corrected, finally managing to push herself up on her elbows. “And I think I broke a rib.”

  Maylina leaned in, sniffing the air loudly. Her nose wrinkled. “You smell like cinnamon and unresolved tension.”

  Raina stared at the horned woman, too in shock to be properly terrified. “And you smell like barbecue and bad decisions.”

  Maylina rolled off her like a collapsing bookshelf, landing on the grass with a heavy thud. She stood up, swaying slightly. Her cape was smoldering at the edges. She scanned the suburban street—the manicured lawns, the Toyota Camry in the driveway, the power lines buzzing overhead.

  “What realm is this?” Maylina demanded, pointing a gauntleted claw at a telephone pole. “Why are your power lines so... exposed? It’s a tactical nightmare.”

  “Modern suburbia,” Raina said, standing up and brushing dirt off her hoodie with a wince. She surveyed the carnage of her groceries. The eggs were gone. The almond milk had exploded. “Population: me, and now, apparently, one large demon who fell from the sky and ruined taco night.”

  Maylina drew herself up to her full height. Her aura flared, turning the grass beneath her boots brown.

  “I am Maylina the Destroyer!” she boomed, her voice echoing off the siding of the neighbor's house. “Flamebound! General of the Ninth Legion! Scourge of the—”

  “Cool,” Raina interrupted, bending down to pick up a surviving bag of tortilla chips. She shook it; it sounded like sand. “You owe me twelve eggs and a bottle of almond milk.”

  Maylina paused mid-gesture. Her flaming aura dimmed slightly in confusion. She looked down at the small human in the oversized hoodie who seemed more concerned about dairy products than the literal demon standing before her.

  “You are not… terrified?” Maylina asked, genuinely puzzled.

  “I’m tired,” Raina replied, looking her in the eye. “I have a storyboard due in twelve hours, my back hurts, and your landing broke my chips. So you’re already on thin ice.”

  Maylina blinked. “Thin... what?”

  “It’s a phrase. Figure it out later.” Raina sighed, hoisting her backpack. “You got anywhere to go? Or are you just gonna stand here steaming like a sad barbecue?”

  Maylina looked around. The neighbor who was mowing the lawn had stopped and was staring. Someone down the street was yelling about their Wi-Fi going out. She had no portal. No weapon. No snacks.

  Her shoulders slumped. The terrifying General looked suddenly very small.

  “I have no legion,” she admitted quietly. “No fortress. Only shame.”

  Raina watched her for a second. Most people would have run. Most people would have called the police, or a priest. But Raina looked at the lost, smoking demon and felt a strange tug of sympathy.

  Raina groaned. “Dramatic. Fine.” She gestured with her thumb over her shoulder. “My apartment’s nearby. You can come in and explain yourself while I Google if harboring infernal warlords is technically illegal.”

  Maylina’s eyes widened. She followed Raina like a lost puppy in terrifying armor.

  “I will remember this act of mercy, mortal,” she vowed solemnly.

  “Great,” Raina muttered, stepping over a puddle of almond milk.

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