Wise Guys Snippet 1:

  "I’M GETTING FUCKING EVISCERATED BY A SUPER TIGER-!!!” Jedan’s jaw is torn off his face and fed back to him, literally, as Spun shoves it into his throat.

  The Reaper roars and stabs Spun from behind. “GOD-!!! GODDAMN IT!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!? FUCK!!!”

  Meanwhile, the entire time, Lord Marvel had been doing stretches.

  “LORD!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?” asked Slime Tutorial.

  “I’m warming up!” smiled Lord.

  Wise Guys Snippet 2:

  The Reaper looks closely and sees that his eyes are irradiating ultraviolet rays, X-Rays, Infrared rays, gamma rays, and various other forms of light and radiation.

  The Reaper turns to Slime Tutorial. “I can smell sight and see sound, infrared and ultraviolet, and radiation. I can also taste the fuckin’ air.”

  “That sounds like a made-up superpower.”

  “It’s not a superpower. It’s a condition I have…”

  Later:

  “How… are your bones so hard…?” asked Jedan, regenerating.

  “I uh… I have two mastered Usog elements: Fire and Bone. I just heat my bones together to the point where I superheat my bones, right? Then I arrange the carbon molecules of my bones into something similar to Graphene, but way, way, way harder. Super useful.”

  Wise Guys Snippet 3:

  Jedan yells at him. “WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SPARE A GENOCIDAL MANIAC!?!?”

  A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.

  “I don’t know.”

  “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??”

  “I’M TRYING TO PROVE SOMETING!!!” boomed the Reaper. “My son… made me this suit… it’s made of fucking cloth for God’s sake… and he believed that I was more than a killer. I am sparing this fucking thing right now even if I wanna kill it. I WANNA FUCKING KILL IT!!!”

  Wise Guys Snippet 4:

  The elevator opens, revealing not the expected city, but a landscape choked by ash and the remnants of a catastrophic conflict. A great flag lay torn and scorched in the rubble. Fire still smoldered in the destroyed skyscrapers of Tondo, and blood painted the broken streets.

  “Hey…” said the Aswang, landing before the Reaper. “Hey, Dad… We… We need your help…”

  Behind Miguel included Dark, Askal, Myrmex, and Beatle…