“Hello,” spoke Tyrone to the camera. “My name is Tyrone Bernardo, and I was sexually harassed by the ‘Saint King’,” he did quotation marks with his fingers. “Miguel Ibarra.”
“So,” said the Interviewer. “How DID Beatle Saint King, or so he is called, harass YOU!?!?”
Death Leopard begins tearing up. “He just… looked at the sky… cold… dead sociopathic eyes… and just flat out confessed to me right then and there…”
FOOTAGE:
Miguel stares at the sky, stimming, bobbing forward and backward. “Hey, what’s a man crush?”
Tyrone shudders in cringe. “Uh… It’s… when you pretend to like a guy… or something…”
“Like with you? Haha! I made joke. Funny?”
Tyrone is disgusted with Miguel.
Now:
Tyrone shudders. “I swear, man! Ever since he said that, he was tryna FUCK ME!!! He showed me disturbing MEMES!!!”
FOOTAGE:
Miguel just shows him a dank meme of a strange character saying, “BOOTLEG”, frowning, and looking at a foot, then the text now says “LEG”, making the character smile.
Miguel then shows a femboy ASMR, which he would proceed to explain, “This guy helps me sleep!” he blushed, smiling.
Tyrone cringes. “That’s fucking weird. Anna, control him.”
Anna protects Tyrone by distracting Miguel with another topic, particularly about Superheroes. “Hey, who is the strongest Optimus Prime Superhero?”
“Dude, Optimus Prime IS A CHARACTER. You mean, variant, right?” smiled Miguel. “Superheroes are a separate-...”
Now:
Tyrone yells. “YOU SEE!?!?! HE JUST TRIED TO FUCK ME RIGHT THEN AND THERE!!!”
“My God. Saint King of all people,” said the interviewer.
Tyrone cries. “And, he TRIED TOUCHING ME!!!”
FOOTAGE:
Miguel yells. “Ow! I put cologne in my dick…“
He sees Tyrone cringing.
Miguel smiles and hugs Tyrone. “You okay, friend?”
“Touch me again and I’ll punch you.”
Now:
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“Wow… Spicy…” said the narrator.
FOOTAGE:
Miguel is shown eating a banana, normally. “Huh… I think I’m bi… Guy to guy, I never thought I’d get THAT HARD for that kinda stuff…” he smiled.
Tyrone cringed in disgust. “AAAAAH!!!” he cringed.
Miguel tilts his head. “Are you okay?” Miguel tries hugging him again.
Tyrone stops him. “Anna! CONTROL HIM!!!”
Now:
Tyrone shakes his head. “Even after I said no!”
Narrator shakes his head.
FOOTAGE:
Miguel smiles, bobbing his head forward and backward, before accidentally dropping his fork.
Miguel smiles and turns to Tyrone. “Could you get that for me?”
Tyrone is disgusted. “NO!!! Freak!”
Now:
Narrator shakes his head. “Diabolical!!!”
FOOTAGE:
Tyrone laughs at Miguel. “You have a small penis, dude.”
Miguel smiles. “I’m bi! I’ll just bend over and get it from there!”
Tyrone cringes and yells again.
Now:
“Ugh!”
“He keeps calling me his mancrush, man. And THIS IS WHY HE’S A PROBLEM IN OUR SOCIETY!!! I’m gonna say what everyone else is afraid of saying. The Philippines has a rugby crisis, MAN!!! The kid probably was drugged younger or somethin’!”
Narrator turns to the camera. “WHO IS Miguel Ibarra!? Miguel Ibarra isn’t always a sexual harasser. He was once a kind, genuinely normal person, but he once had sociopathic tendencies! He once killed his pets and DID ATROCIOUS experiments on them!!!”
FOOTAGE:
“Yeah… I thought it was a hard-shelled turtle… I cried because I thought I could turn him into Bowser but it ended up dying…”
Tyrone shakes his head in disgust.
Anna just looks saddened by Miguel’s story.
Miguel tears up. “I also stepped on my dog’s tail a few times to copy Tom and Jerry. I apologized to it years later… After it hung itself.”
Tyrone just shakes his head in disgust. “Sociopath.”
Narrator speaks. “But, years later, it was the abuse he received from his father that caused him to go to a dark path. He was struck, repeatedly when he was a child… Isn’t that right, ‘Saint King?’”
Miguel is in the documentary for some reason. “I… specifically said my Dad ACCIDENTALLY hit me when I was a child.”
“See? This is why your father beats you,” said Tyrone.
“No… Again. He ACCIDENTALLY hit me. My father doesn’t REGULARLY do that. And we’re cool now.”
“Nope. You said he forced you into becoming a lawyer.”
“Yeah. But we’re chill now. I get to work in the government and write my novels!” smiled Miguel.
“You’re a liar,” said Tyrone.
“What?”
“Cut the feed.”
The Narrator shakes his head. “So, ‘Miguel Ibarra’. IF THAT even is YOUR REAL NAME… Why were you cut off by your father?”
Miguel shrugs. “I’m 27.”
“THIS CONFIRMS that his father is ANTI-FAMILIAL!!!”
”Or… I grew older and we learned to accept each other’s differences!” smiled Miguel.
“Nope. The first one,” said Tyrone. Tyrone smiles, holding Anna’s hand. “Look at WHAT YOU DID, dude! You broke her heart! And until now, you’re chasing after her!”
Miguel is revealed to be next to Aurora. “Dude… I have a girlfriend.”
Tyrone shakes his head. “Fuckin’ sociopath.”
Anna facepalms. “Tyrone, I wanna leave…“
Miguel bows his head. “Aw, man. I’m sorry.”
Aurora facepalms as well. “Miguel, for the love of God, don’t apologize to him.”
Miguel shakes his head. “I’m a sociopathic sexual predator, though.”
Aurora yells, “NO YOU’RE NOT!!! YOU ARE THE SAINT-!!!”
Narrator cuts off what she was about to say. “YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS!!! We’ll be back to you again with the NEXT INTERVIEW!!! President Narciso! Dictator, OR HERO!?!?”
