The impact was instant.
Not ‘a few minutes later’; not ‘after the shape settled’. Instant. The moment Palmer pushed high and Langley drifted infield, Plymouth’s back line got done in like someone had pulled a tripwire. McAteer, being the little sly fox cub he was, surged straight into the heart of it.
Okafor, who had spent seventy minutes playing like a glorified metronome, for the first time all match decided to attempt a proper killer ball. A slicing, seventy-degree, grass-skimming pass that detonated behind Plymouth’s centre-backs.
McAteer ghosted between them and blasted through, and with a decent enough first touch, managed to control the ball.
One second behind their blind shoulder, next second bursting clear, legs pumping, eyes wide with the kind of na?ve belief only teenagers and lunatics have.
He was in.
One-on-one.
I felt my lungs seize.
But their keeper was somehow quick enough to close the angle despite his colossal size. He flung his arms wide, and poor Sammy hesitated a fraction too long. Instead of slotting it low or going around, he toe-poked it in panic. The ball skidded off his boot, clipped the keeper’s shin, and spun behind for a corner.
Me, Okafor, and Kowalski all clutched our heads at the exact same moment in perfect bloody synchronisation, like we’d rehearsed it. Roberts was already jogging past McAteer, giving the kid a firm smack on the back and ruffling his hair.
On the touchline, Mitch exploded into motion, fists pumping the air as if the ball had actually gone in. “Yes! Like that! Keep going! That’s the run! That’s the bloody run!” he screamed.
Plymouth’s coach reacted, and not in the swaggering, chest-out way he’d been operating all match. No—this one had fear etched all over it. You could practically see the panic ripple down his tracksuit.
He yanked Schwarzer off and threw on an extra centre-back named Colton, and barely ten seconds later held up another board: Colin Hartley coming off for Dunbar, their most defensively-minded midfielder. The man even looked like a walking sandbag whose entire résumé was ‘win ball, kick ball, foul if necessary.’
I let out a long, satisfied breath. Finally.
Unlike earlier, I didn’t have to worry as much about them springing a counter with every loose pass. Maybe my lungs would survive today after all.
We crowded into position for the corner, and suddenly everything looked . . . chaotic, and in the good way, the way that told me their shape was rattled to bits.
Colton had barely been on the pitch thirty seconds and was already barking at people he didn’t know, pointing at zones he clearly didn’t train for. Dunbar was trying to drag bodies around like he was reorganizing furniture in a burning house. And Roberts—God bless that mountain of a man—had two defenders glued to him, one on each arm like they were afraid he’d simply ascend into the air unmarked and punch a hole into their season.
Perfect. If this ball went in? It was game on again.
I told Kowalski, “Look at that new defender over there. See him screaming? We gotta talk like that.”
Kowalski just nodded.
Okafor jogged over to take the corner. I edged a step forward. Then the man whipped in a vicious, dipping ball that looked too low, too fast, too risky. For a heartbeat I thought he’d overcooked it.
Then chaos bloomed.
Roberts launched himself like a trebuchet being fired, dragging both defenders with him. They crashed into each other—one screamed, one swore, both fell over like drunk dominoes. The ball skimmed off someone’s shoulder—ours? theirs? God knows—and ricocheted straight toward the penalty spot.
Fleming charged in to volley it. Completely missed the ball, absolutely leathered Dunbar in the shin instead. Dunbar yelled. The ball bobbled.
Their keeper stepped out, arms wide again.
McAteer appeared out of nowhere, the world’s smallest rocket disguised as a teenager, and met the floating ball with a header that had no technique or elegance whatsoever.
The ball flew.
From the moment it left McAteer’s head, I knew it was sailing wide. Not by much, but enough. But Plymouth weren’t calm enough for that.
Their right-back, Havers, completely panicked. Instead of letting it bounce out harmlessly, he hurled himself at it like it was a grenade about to detonate in his six-yard box. He stuck out a boot—
—and absolutely butchered the clearance.
The ball spun sideways off his shin, a hideous, wobbling slice, and dropped to Rothschild at the far edge of the box. An impossible angle, practically on the byline, facing the wrong way. His best option was probably just to return it to Okafor who’d now arrived near the top of the final third and recycle the ball again. Anyone sane would recycle possession.
Rothschild?
He looked like he was trying to lob a cross back toward the penalty spot. You could see the idea forming: “Just hang it up, let Roberts eat someone.”
But the ball didn’t behave. It left his boot and began to bend—not like a cross, not like a shot, but like something between divine intervention and a physics malfunction. It curled over Colton’s head, over the keeper’s desperate backpedal, over three players who all turned at the same time with the same horrified expression.
The net rippled.
A pocket of our travelling fans, the whole ten of them, crammed into one corner like an endangered species, absolutely exploded, cutting straight through the heavy groan that rolled over the home crowd.
But louder than all of them—
louder than the away end losing its mind—
louder than the fans banging the hoardings—
was Mitch.
Mitch went feral. He sprinted three steps into the technical area, screaming, “YES! YES! YES! WE’RE BACK IN IT! COME ON! COME THE HELL ON!” His voice cracked on the last word, and he didn’t even care.
Our lot celebrated like men who’d just tasted oxygen after being held underwater for an hour. Milner grabbed me by the scruff and shook me, shouting something completely incoherent, probably “WE’RE BACK” or “HOLY GOD WHAT WAS THAT,” but I couldn’t hear a thing through the chaos. Even Kowalski was enjoying it, patting both of us while Milner pulled me into a bear hug.
As we jogged back for the restart, Parron stalked toward the centre circle and gave me a look—hungry, feral, blood in the water.
I stared right back.
Yeah, I was sitting at maybe 48% stamina. Maybe less if my hamstrings were telling the truth. My shirt clung to me like a wet napkin, and my legs felt like someone had poured cement in them.
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But for the first time all afternoon, something in me whispered: We can get something out of this.
The scariest part of Plymouth wasn’t Parron anyway, it had been their midfield engine: Hartley and Eagles, their metronomes, their stability, the pair that kept the ball moving and suffocated us every time we tried to breathe.
One had been hauled off.
They were running on a patched-up structure, last-minute substitutions, a midfield held together with tape and shouting.
Their biggest weapon—control—was gone.
I looked at Parron again as he bounced on his toes, snarling something I didn’t catch.
“Come on then,” I muttered under my breath.
Game on.
73’ – Plymouth 2 – 1 Hungerford
It took Kowalski and I 75 minutes to finally establish some proper communication.
Parron tried to bully his way through us on the next sequence, and this time, I knew I wouldn’t hold him off. My legs were fried, my lungs were whispering lawsuits, and he knew it.
He came at me with that low, charging run of his. I managed to match him for three steps. On the fourth, my right leg buckled just enough for him to slip by.
But I wasn’t worried.
Because thirty seconds earlier, while the throw-in was still being lined up, Kowalski had grabbed my forearm and muttered, “If he beats you inside, I cover. No heroics. Delay him. I’ll step in.”
So the moment Parron dipped his shoulder and cut inside, I let him. I just shepherded him onto the path Kowalski had already claimed as his own.
And sure enough, there he was.
Kowalski slid in front of Parron’s second touch like he’d teleported there. His timing was great this time. Parron slammed into him, and the ball popped loose from the collision, rolling free just outside our box. Kowalski took one steadying step, planted his weight, and absolutely laced it clear while Parron was still on the floor shouting at the ref.
The ref, to absolutely nobody’s surprise, didn’t care.
Honestly, the man had been bizarrely lenient all game, like he’d either lost complete control of the pitch or secretly hated Parron and wanted front-row seats to watching him get folded by defenders. Which worked for me. I’d caught on early and kept on harassing the little chipmunk.
Kowalski jogged back into line, deadpan, as if this was just another Tuesday.
I scanned his Leadership stats.
Statistically, that wasn’t bad at all. The big difference now was that his morale was now 61% instead of 52%. Was the reason he didn’t bother to communicate was because he couldn’t be arsed to?
It was amazing we only conceded 2.
We actually looked sharp in attack now, or maybe Plymouth were just making us look sharper than we really were. Hard to tell. McAteer certainly thought he was starring in his own highlight reel, sneaking in behind their line again. For a second I thought he’d score, but his first touch betrayed him like usual. He took half a century to get the ball under control, and by the time he finally remembered which foot he preferred, their keeper was already smothering it.
Still, momentum swung our way a moment later.
Eagles—yes, the same midfielder who’d been terrifying earlier with that glue-on-his-boot ball retention—somehow coughed it up to Okafor. And Okafor, bless him, was still running like it was minute ten, not minute seventy-five. He snatched the loose ball and drove forward, sending a pass out to the right to Rothschild.
Rothschild and Fleming once again proved that ‘linking up’ was just a rumor someone once told them about. Rothschild expected an overlap; Fleming expected divine intervention; neither got what they wanted. The ball bobbled loose, and Dunbar arrived the only way Dunbar knows how: full butcher mode, two feet, zero hesitation.
Fleming went flying, the whistle cut through the air, and suddenly we had a free kick right on the edge of the box and Dunbar was walking around with that “What? Me?” expression he always wears after committing a minor assault.
And, finally—
Finally—
the ref reached for his pocket.
A yellow card. A real one. I genuinely thought the man had left it at home with the rest of his officiating skills.
As for the free kick?
Yeah. We skied it. Of course we did. Tradition is tradition.
But the pressure stayed on. In fact, it built. Somewhere between the panic, the chaos, and Dunbar’s crimes against humanity, something finally clicked.
That was when I truly saw Okafor’s real skill.
He didn’t have the technique or the flair. But he had this: [Stamina: 127 ± 30]
At this level, that wasn’t normal. It was so obscene it should’ve come with a health warning.
He single-handedly dragged us back into control of the final stage. Every clearance, every second ball, every loose pass—Okafor was there. At some point even Schwarzer had to drop back from the forward line just to try to pry the ball off him. He didn’t succeed. Nobody did. Okafor was playing minute seventy-eight like it was the warm-up jog.
In response, Plymouth’s midfield compressed like someone had hit a giant ‘shrink’ button. Suddenly they were overloading the centre, swarming Okafor like he was the last life raft on a sinking ship. No through balls to McAteer allowed anymore, so Okafor passed to Rothschild. Their left-back, Kassa, looked so spectacularly out of his depth I was honestly shocked Plymouth hadn’t subbed him out yet. At this point it felt less like a tactical decision and more like a long-term scientific study on human suffering.
Rothschild got the ball one more time, spun into space, and that was when Kassa decided enough was enough. He chose violence.
The collision was ugly. Rothschild folded, hit the turf in a gasp, and before anyone could yell, trainers were sprinting on. To be honest, his Stamina was quickly reaching 50%, and he was always more prone to injuries. Kassa, in the world’s least convincing performance, raised his hands like a man wrongly accused, even though we had all just witnessed the crime live and in HD.
The ref, ecstatic from his recent discovery that cards exist, immediately produced another yellow, which was the absolute bare minimum for what Kassa had just done.
Okafor stormed toward the ref, pointing at the gouge Kassa had left in the grass. I didn’t join him in time to hear what he’d said, but I did arrive just soon enough to catch Kowalski growling at the ref, “You seeing the same match we’re seeing? Or you just guessing out there?” For Kowalski, that was basically a full-blown meltdown.
Now we had a new problem: we had to sub him out.
Mitch swore under his breath. And before I could even process it, Rothschild was subbed out, limping off with a grimace. Kassa was subbed too; their manager instantly swapped him for another left-back.
I ran over to Mitch. “We have another good winger on the bench? Henderson?”
He nodded. “Yeah, but he’s a different type. More of a crosser. Whips balls in.”
Which sucked. We were dominating midfield on the ground, not so we could turn into cross merchants chucking prayers into the void. But now? That might be the only avenue left.
I wiped my forehead, tasted salt, and asked, “Mitch . . . do you want us to go all in? Because at this point, we’re either winning this or losing five–one.”
“What do you have in mind?”
I took a breath. “I heard you’ve had the team run that overload-midfield shape in training before—proper five-man central block, fullbacks tucked. They know the movements, right?”
Mitch narrowed his eyes, just enough to tell me he was listening. “They’ve drilled it. Not often, but enough to understand the rotations.”
“Good.” I nodded once. “Because we’re going to play with two defenders.”
The look he gave me said he wasn’t sure whether I was a genius or suffering from late-stage oxygen deprivation. I pulled Mitch closer by the sleeve and whispered the rest of my plan straight into his ear. The man blinked three times, then nodded.
Then he made the sub.
Except . . . he didn’t bring on Henderson.
He burned our next sub on something entirely different:
Rothschild off. And instead of a winger, on came the best destroyer-type midfielder we had left: Ulrich.
Ulrich, who couldn’t pass water. Ulrich, who dribbled like he had a vendetta against the ball. Ulrich, whose entire skillset could be summarized as ‘what if Dunbar, but with a slightly better dentist.’
But the man could wrestle the ball off anyone. And that was exactly what we needed.
With him on, Milner was shoved higher up again to take over distribution duties, which meant we now had four central midfielders clogging the middle like a human dam. Langley drifted technically out toward the left, acting as our pseudo-winger and pressing trigger.
So that left one question: Who the hell was playing right wing?
Palmer. Palmer, who started the match as a left-back. Who was left-footed. Who, according to the squad database, had his right-foot rating listed as ‘???’
Why Palmer?
Because it was my idea.
What do you think will be the final result?
