The forest exploded into chaos as Kotetsu barreled through the undergrowth like an Arkansas-shaped missile. Bright blue slimes bounced in all directions. Some springing off trees, some splattering against rocks, some merely shrieking in gelatinous indignation.

  Cletus white-knuckled the wheel.

  “STOP BOUNCIN’! HOLD STILL SO I CAN HIT YOU!”

  Kotetsu agreed entirely.

  “Target lock acquired. Efficient route calculated. Accelerating.”

  A slime smeared across the windshield like someone had thrown a gelatin-filled water balloon at a moving truck.

  The Liraelith clung to the dashboard with both hands, hair whipping in her face, screaming, “THESE CREATURES ARE MADE OF NIGHTMARES!”

  Another slime splattered across her window.

  She screamed louder.

  Kotetsu roared triumphantly. “Fuel acquisition successful!”

  “What do you mean ?!”

  “Cletus,” Kotetsu said with mechanical patience, “this is an isekai. When conventional fuel is unavailable, the vehicle companion obviously converts to mana absorption. It is practically mandatory.”

  Cletus blinked. “…Isekai? You mean like all them cartoons from Japan on the streamin’ networks?”

  Kotetsu paused. “I am honestly surprised you know what a streaming network is.”

  Liraelith clung tighter to the dashboard. “What is a ‘streaming network’? Is it… cold?”

  More slimes launched themselves from bushes like stupid, suicidal Jell-O grenades.

  Cletus gritted his teeth. “Oh, this is the dumbest job we’ve done today—!”

  Earlier That Morning…

  Hank Underberry calmly pushed quest scroll across the table, oblivious to the future trauma he was inflicting.

  Hank spoke in the deadpan monotone of a man who had long ago accepted that life was suffering:

  “The berry farmers have requested immediate extermination of a slime infestation.”

  Cletus blinked. “Slimes?”

  “Wild slimes,” Hank clarified. “Blue, bouncy, sticky, inconvenient, prone to splitting when struck. Dangerous in large numbers, mildly irritating in small ones, and extremely toxic to livestock.”

  The Elf Maiden raised a hand. “And to adventurers?”

  Hank shrugged. “Depends on the adventurer.”

  The Elf Maiden asked, “Will they explode?”

  “On rare occasions, yes.”

  Cletus stared. “…Define ‘rare.’”

  Hank tapped his ledger. “Statistically? One in five.”

  Cletus pinched the bridge of his nose. “That ain’t rare. That’s .”

  Kotetsu replied, “That would be one in seven- which would make this much more common than a Tuesday.”

  Hank handed him the quest scroll. “Pay is three silver per slime core. Bring them back intact.”

  “WHAT part of them is intact?!” Cletus demanded.

  Hank blinked. “The core.”

  “The… squishy middle?”

  “Yes.”

  Cletus muttered, “This world is stupid.”

  Hank closed the ledger with a soft thump. “Good luck.”

  Back in the Present…

  Kotetsu skidded sideways, drifting between two trees with unnatural, magical enthusiasm.

  A dozen slimes launched at the truck at once.

  Cletus screamed, “I SAID BRAKE—!”

  Kotetsu gleefully shouted, “DRIFTING ENGAGED.”

  Princess Liraelith Elanathriel Starbloom Vaeloria

  screamed something in Elvish that sounded like an apology to several gods.

  And then—

  Kotetsu purred. “My fuel tank is entirely full. I am becoming stronger.”

  Cletus stared at the windshield, horrified.

  “What kind of did you become, Kotetsu?”

  The Elf Maiden clutched the door handle, trembling.

  “A hungry one,” she whispered.

  Kotetsu purred louder.

  A faint, wet squelch sounded from the truck bed.

  Cletus frowned. “…What was that?”

  Another squelch. Wetter. Sadder.

  Liraelith went rigid. “Please don’t let it be another slime.”

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  Something in the bed of the truck.

  Slowly.

  Silently.

  Covered head-to-toe in dripping blue slime.

  It said nothing.

  It moved only enough to let a half-melted slime slide off a black hood with a heartbreaking

  Cletus nearly flew out of his seat. “Raven??? Were you back there THIS WHOLE TIME?!”

  The figure gave a single, tiny nod.

  Kotetsu rumbled calmly. “I registered their presence at mission start. They have been collecting slime cores I did not devour.”

  A slime core squished out of her sleeve and hit the bed with a soft, defeated

  Later…

  Roderick Strongarm stood on the steps of the Adventurer’s Guild with his hands clasped behind his back, practicing the posture of a man in charge.

  He had won the election fairly. That was a fact. The ledger recorded it. The seal was official. The title was his.

  It was not his fault that no one else had bothered to vote.

  He had shown initiative. Civic responsibility. Foresight. If the town could not be bothered to participate in its own governance, that was hardly failing.

  And yet—

  Inside the Guild Hall, Hank Underberry already had his ledger open.

  Of course he did.

  Hank always stood behind the counter as though it were an altar and he its appointed keeper, quill moving with patient inevitability. People spoke to him in low voices. Asked questions. Accepted answers. Problems flowed

  him, as naturally as water toward a drain.

  Roderick cleared his throat.

  No one looked up.

  He told himself he did not need to be acknowledged every moment. Authority was not performative. Authority was structural. Enduring. People would come to understand that, in time. He hoped.

  That was when the sound reached him.

  A thunderous crash followed by the unmistakable noise of something large, fast, and profoundly unconcerned with local ordinances.

  Roderick squinted down the road.

  A truck burst out of a narrow alley, dragging torn awnings, scattering baskets of produce, and flinging blue slime as it skidded into the street like an escaped siege engine. Gelatinous residue dripped from its hood and windshield in slow, obscene rivulets. The thing hissed and steamed as it came to rest in front of the Guild Hall, triumphant and alive in a way no vehicle had any right to be.

  Roderick took a step back before he could stop himself.

  The driver’s door flew open.

  A broad-shouldered man launched himself out of the truck, boots hitting the stones as he threw both arms in the air and hollered, “WOOOO—EEE! THAT’S HOW YOU WRANGLE PUDDIN’, BABY!”

  The passenger door followed.

  An elf woman stumbled out, pale and shaking, muttering something under her breath that sounded like a prayer hastily rewritten into a complaint.

  Roderick froze.

  Hank did not look up.

  “You’re late,” Hank said mildly.

  “We were ,” the man snapped. “Your slimes explode.”

  “On rare occasions,” Hank replied. He slowly lifted his eyes to see the truck.

  A hooded figure sat up silently in the truck bed, slime sliding off dark fabric with wet, defeated sounds. They said nothing. Simply raised one gloved hand and let several intact slime cores fall into the bed with soft, damp thuds.

  Hank’s quill paused.

  “…Huh.”

  Roderick felt something cold settle in his stomach.

  They were efficient. That was the dangerous part. Not just strange. Not just loud. They . People were already drifting closer — farmers, guards, shopkeepers — drawn by noise, curiosity, and that dangerous, hopeful instinct that .

  No one looked at him.

  The man — Cletus Hickenbottom, yes, that was the name — leaned against the slime-streaked truck and wiped his brow.

  “Payment,” Cletus said. “Before my truck eats something else.”

  Kotetsu said in his head.

  “Buddy,” Cletus muttered, “you inhaled six slimes sideways.”

  Kotetsu replied.

  Cletus kept smiling at Hank. “It responds real enthusiastically.”

  Kotetsu continued.

  Cletus muttered through his teeth, “I ain’t call you lazy.”

  Kotetsu said.

  Cletus nodded. “See? Perfectly reasonable.”

  Hank counted out silver.

  The elf woman rested a hand against the truck’s door as if steadying herself. Roderick noticed how easily she did it. How natural. How she trusted the thing without hesitation.

  He noticed, too, how the man shifted slightly — not blocking her, not shielding her, but placing himself where he could react first.

  And how the truck angled itself toward both of them.

  This was not a coincidence.

  They were not just adventurers.

  They were becoming… established.

  Hank slid the coins across the counter.

  “Three silver per core,” he said. “You brought back more than requested.”

  “Yeah,” Cletus said. “Truck’s got an appetite.”

  Roderick straightened his coat and fixed his posture again.

  He had campaigned on stability. On normalcy. On keeping things orderly and predictable.

  And now this — this dripping, laughing, unsettling trio — had arrived, and the town was already leaning toward them.

  Not because they had authority.

  But because they were .

  Roderick Strongarm stood very still on the Guild steps, hands folded behind his back, and reminded himself that time favored the patient. And his true Master rewarded information.

  The bucket clanged softly as Cletus set it down beside the truck.

  Blue slime slid off Kotetsu’s hood in slow, sulky sheets, dripping onto the stones with wet, defeated sounds. The street had mostly cleared now — just the occasional passerby giving the truck a wide berth, as if it were some spiritual beast.

  Technically, they would have been right.

  The radio crackled.

  Then a familiar guitar line eased out, unhurried and warm— the kind of song that didn’t rush you and didn’t apologize for it. Simple melody steady as an engine idling on a warm spring day.

  Liraelith froze, rag in hand.

  The voice came in soft, almost conversational.

  She listened for a moment, brow furrowing.

  “This song,” she said carefully. “It sounds like… advice.”

  Cletus dipped a rag into the bucket and wrung it out, muscles moving with the easy efficiency of long habit.

  “Yeah,” he said. “That’s about all it is.”

  She resumed scrubbing the passenger-side door, pulling long, reluctant strands of slime free. “It is very… plain.”

  “High praise where I’m from.”

  The truck sat quietly, engine ticking as it cooled, posture relaxed. Almost content.

  Kotetsu observed in Cletus’ mind.

  “You literally ate half the problem,” Cletus muttered. “Meet me halfway.”

  Cletus leaned closer to the hood and lowered his voice. “You keep complainin’ and I’ll turn it up louder.”

  Kotetsu paused.

  Liraelith watched him, eyes flicking between Cletus and the truck.

  “It speaks to you,” she said. Not accusing. Just stating a fact.

  “Mostly when it’s disapprovin’,” he said. “Which is constant.”

  She nodded slowly, wiping slime from the side mirror. The song rolled on, gentle and persistent.

  Liraelith swallowed.

  “In my home,” she said after a moment, “worth is measured in lineage. In legacy. In how much of the past you can carry without dropping it.”

  Cletus scrubbed at a stubborn smear near the fender.

  “Sounds heavy.”

  “It is.”

  The next line drifted out.

  She stopped scrubbing.

  “…This song says you can choose something smaller,” she said quietly. “And still be whole.”

  Cletus glanced at her, then back at the truck.

  “Smaller ain’t always easier,” he said. “Just clearer.”

  They worked in silence for a while after that, the sound of water and rags keeping time with the music. No rush. No tension. Just the steady act of undoing a mess.

  A final slime glob slid off the bumper and hit the stones with a sad .

  Liraelith flinched.

  “That one’s dead,” Cletus said mildly.

  “How can you tell?”

  “Ain’t tryin’ to crawl back.”

  Kotetsu added,

  She eyed the truck, then shook her head faintly. She could have almost heard something- but it was distant and out of reach. She finally turned to look at Cletus.

  “…Thank you,” she said.

  Cletus blinked. “For what?”

  “For not letting fear make the choices,” she said. “When we were driving.”

  He shrugged. “Fear don’t steer real good.”

  The song faded toward its end.

  Liraelith rested a hand against the truck’s door without thinking. It felt solid. Warm. Present.

  Not gentle.

  But dependable.

  And for the first time since leaving her world behind, she felt like maybe — just maybe — she didn’t have to become something else to survive this one.

  She just had to keep up.