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Josh Buys a Bra

  This pn was going sideways fast. Josh stood in front of a wall that stood eight feet high and seemed to stretch twenty feet in either direction. It was nothing but bras. Josh had no clue what the different names were, but even his uninitiated eyes could tell there had to be dozens of different styles of bras on the wall. Some of them seemed to be nothing but a knot of cords held together by hopes and dreams. The ones that had discernible cups ranged in size from rger than his entire head to apparently inverted. Josh had no idea how it was possible that the perfect, round, pudding-like globes women carried on their chests were ever supposed to fit into any of these contraptions let alone how his manly chest was going to appear in one. Josh continued to think about the ramifications of women being presented with such overwhelming and impossible choices on a daily basis when a shining light appeared to his left. A cute redhead was sifting through some of the bras that had obvious boob shapes on them. Josh reasoned that boob-shaped bras were probably his best bet anyways to impress the women on Discord. Plus, it provided a unique opportunity to talk to the woman that was right in front of him. After all, one should always reel in the fish on your hook instead of chasing after the potential fish in the sea. “Hey there,” Josh led with a perfect opening line, “It’s crazy how many different types of bras there are.” Josh was retable yet cool. He needed to crify for the girl that he wasn’t in the bra section shopping for his girlfriend. No point in hitting on a woman if she doesn’t know you’re single. “I’m actually here trying to get a bra for myself. Some friends of mine said it could help me understand women better. That’s just how I roll.” The woman didn’t even looked up to acknowledge Josh. She fiddled with one of the bras in her hand and only vaguely nodded her head. Josh decided he just needed to get down to her level. He moved a little closer and squatted next to the woman. He got a whiff of her floral perfume. He could imagine waking up to that smell every morning for the rest of his life. Maybe he could ask her where she got it even if their retionship didn’t work out. First he had stop daydreaming and get her talking. “My friends, they’re actually a bunch of women on this Discord server. Discord is like a chat room but it’s also an app you can get on your phone. Anyways, they know I’m real secure in my masculinity and stuff, so they sort of challenged me to walk a mile in their shoes.” The redhead turned and smiled at him after putting the bra she was holding back on the hook. She gave a slight nod and said, “Oh? Is that so?” This was perfect. He managed to establish contact. “Yeah,” he replied, “I’m already learning so much. I had no idea there were all these different types of bras, you know? I always just knew underwire, push-up, and sports bra, but these things are all sorts of wild.” The woman stood up, so Josh stood up with her. She was a few inches shorter than him, so Josh managed to sneak a quick look at her chest. She wasn’t small, but she wasn’t packing anything crazy in her shirt. She was also wearing a t-shirt instead of anything that let him see more of her skin. Still, she had such a cute face with her big eyes and rosy cheeks that fit nicely with her bright red hair. “I hope you find what you’re looking for,” the woman said. She turned and began to walk away. “Hey, I could use some help you know. I’m trying to find one that fits.” The woman simply turned and waved as she continued to walk away. Josh watched the lovely red hair turn the corner and disappear. Fine. It was fine. Josh turned back to the dumb wall of infinite choices. The whole point was to get a bra that looked bad anyways. That way he could ask for personal help from BustBunny and get her talking away from everyone else and maybe draw out a photo of her. He saw a bra that seemed to have small cups. It was a shade of bright red. Red was supposed to be sexy, so maybe seeing him in red would make BustBunny think of him sexually. Josh paid for the pathetic piece of clothing and made his way home. Mission success.  JawshHey dies. I took your advice and got a bra lol*image*It’s super tight and feels terrible hahahaI guess y’all were right about bras being evil and whatnot. Doesn’t help that they just aren’t designed for men’s chests. Oh well, it was a fun experience. Thanks for the tip. Maybe you guys had examples of how they’re supposed to fit? MacaronicatBig props to @Jawsh (-edited-) BustBunnyWhoa!Hey, it’s no big deal that this one didn’t fit. Honestly, it might just be a sizing issue. Did you try it on before leaving the store? What was your bra size? DDauthorCome on dude. Don’t give up that easily Nine Tails There are different bras for different breast sizes. It can be difficult, but I bet there’s one out there that fits you nicely. DDauthorExactly. Plus, there’s breast width, root size, and your frame to consider. It looks like this bra is meant for someone with narrow roots and a smaller rib cage. It might only be a 28 band. Jawsh@BustBunny um, this is super awkward. Maybe we could talk privately? Nine Tails*image*I’d say the bra you have would fit a type 3 chest from this diagram. Thin people like you tend to be type 7 or type 9. *image*This chart does a good job of demonstrating breast shape as well. Some of the goals of NBE are to just affect shape instead of focusing on pure volume. MacaronicatLooks like I have the tubur shape. I’ve heard tubur breasts have a hard time with growth DDauthorI had tubur until my fat transfer. I think @Karpe mentioned using suction to change hers though. Josh didn’t understand anything that was happening. These women seemed completely oblivious and impossible to keep on subject. Every time he tried to encourage them to show off, they ended up talking about charts and diagrams and stupid things that had zero chance of doing anything to their breasts. Then it happened. He saw a new notification pop up on the Discord dispy. He quickly exited the ridiculous conversation on the server and felt his heart leap for joy. BustBunny sent him a friend request. BustBunnyHey there!Sorry if what I asked you was too personal. Not everybody is comfortable sharing so publicly. JawshNo, no. It was totally cool of you to want to help. I just don’t think I can connect with women when it comes to actually having boobs, you know? But I’ve got to keep asking questions because I want to understand. BustBunnyOf course! I felt the same way before my boobs started growing. I thought it was just a pipe dream to have my own boobs like real women. JawshI noticed you never mentioned your starting size like everyone else. I figured you were just shy. BustBunnyOmg, yeah. I guess it was pretty inconsiderate of me to ask you about your measurements when I hadn’t told anyone mine. I’m so sorry JawshIt’s fine. Lol.I promise you’re fine. BustBunnyThe reason I never kept track on the server is because I’m pretty inconsistent with my NBE routine. I guess now is as good a time as any to check again though. Josh waited patiently. Then he waited impatiently. JawshYou okay? BustBunnyYeah! I had to double check because it seemed like I did actually grow a little! I’m a 40C. How about you? Jawsh40C! Hey, that’s pretty big, right? BustBunnyNot really. C cups are average, but my big rib cage makes them seem smaller than they really are. JawshI noticed you guys kept talking about rib cages and sizes. I always thought it was a scale from biggest to smallest. BustBunnyI’m so used to the basics now that I forgot guys don’t really learn this stuff naturally. So the number in the bra size is a measurement of how big your chest is. Some people say rib cage since calling it your chest can be confusing. Then the letter represents the difference between your bust measurement and your chest measurement. Each letter is about one inch. I’m a 40C which means my chest is 40 inches and my bust is 43 inches. Make sense? JawshKind of. I guess I’m more of a visual learner. BustBunny I totally get that! I always had trouble with keeping information in my head from just listening. Here, I’ll walk you through it. Wait, do you want the basic way or the best way? JawshI strive for greatness all the time BustBunnyOkay, great. Then go to Abrathatfits.orgThey have some pictures showing you how to measure. Then you just input the information and it pops out a more accurate version of your bra size. This wasn’t exactly what Josh had in mind, but he figured his pn was still on track. He managed to get some personal information out of BustBunny already. He had a feeling he was getting close to getting a peek at her appearance, and all he had to do was take some useless measurements. The instructions on the website weren’t hard to follow. He just had to wrap a measuring tape around his chest a few times in a couple of positions. He selected the US/CA measuring system since United States measurements had to be the most accurate for American users. Josh was surprised to find an option to select “male at birth” on the calcutor since men don’t need bras. He considered that he might not be the first guy to do this silly activity to impress a girl. Maybe a guy made the website to show women how to best measure their bodies. Jawsh*image*Not sure if I did this right, but it says I’m a 32A. So I’m basically ft lol BustBunnyWhoa! That’s actually bigger than I thought it would be. You’re bigger than I was when I started. JawshYou actually saw growth from all the stuff y’all talk about in the server? BustBunnySort of. It’s hard to know what came from NBE and what was just normal effects from hormones. AnywaysWhat size is the bra you bought? JawshThe tag says XS/S BustBunnyUgh. That’s so aaameI hate it when bra companies don’t use the standard measurement system. I mean, even the standard measurement system isn’t all that great, but it would be nice if the standard was standard. JawshTotally. BustBunnyWhat’s the company for the bra? JawshGlorious Body? BustBunny Give me a second BustBunnyOk, according to their website, the XS/S sizes tend to fit 28AA through 30A. There we go! That’s why the bra looks terrible on you. It’s way too small. JawshI didn’t think there would be this much work just to wear underwear. Women have it rough I guess. BustBunnyDon’t even get me started. We at least know your size, but then there are still tons of styles of bras that fit all sorts of bodies differently. I started by just buying underwires because I thought those were like the default bra type and should fit most people, but then I found out there are actually different kinds of bras that all have underwires. Then I moved to t-shirt bras because I wanted to be more comfortable, but the straps kept falling off my shoulders. Which confused me because I have really wide shoulders. You would think the wide shoulders would stop them from sliding, but it’s actually a factor of the band and esticity of the bra. Which then gets into material types. JawshWell, I definitely learned something today. Thanks for your help. BustBunnyOh my god sorry!I have a tendency to ramble all the time and boobs are definitely one of my special interests JawshThey are really interesting! Haha BustBunnyNow you can go buy some bras in your correct size! I suggest getting a few different styles to try and see which one works for you. JawshI don’t know. This was a fun experiment, but that seems like a lot of money. BustBunnyIt’ll be fun. I promise! Josh wasn’t quite sure where this was going. Still, this was the most he’d been able to talk with a woman since being dumped by his Ex. And she seemed to enjoy spending time with him. If he could spend 60 on a dinner, maybe he could spend 60 on some bras to keep BustBunny on the hook. JawshOk lol. I’ll get a few more. BustBunnyYay!You’re so cool for doing this btw Welp. Josh had a new mission. Buying a bra was much easier the second time. Josh had his list of recommended styles to pick from and the size he needed to buy them in. He figured the color didn’t really matter at this point. Josh was able to get in and out of the store in under ten minutes. He chuckled to himself about the redhead he’d seen earlier that day and her inability to simply buy a bra that worked. Women always made things way more complicated than they needed to be. Back at his apartment, getting in and out of the bras proved to be a bit of a challenge. Josh reasoned women must have extra flexible arms and shoulders from practicing hooking bras behind their backs every day for years. Thankfully, thanks to his natural athleticism, Josh was able to pick up the movement retively quickly over the course of his little photo shoot. Josh stood in front one of his bnk walls when taking photos of himself in the five different bras. He thought they all looked ridiculous, but it was possible he could leverage that to his advantage. It seemed the more he seemed interested in all this woman stuff, the more BustBunny seemed open with him. Jawsh*image**image**image**image**image*Boom. Easy task. I guess the straps didn’t dig in as much this time, but I think I still look pretty silly. BustBunnyOMGThat’s so cool!!!I mean, keep in mind what I said about styles and how they fit on different bodies. Which one felt the most comfortable? Felt the most comfortable? What was she talking about? None of them felt comfortable to Josh. He was a guy, and bras were designed for women. They weren’t supposed to fit him well at all let alone be comfortable. Still, he needed to keep up with this weird game until she trusted him more. JawshI guess number 3 had the best boob shape. BustBunnyIs that the push up? JawshI think so. The tag says “ultimate enhance”. That’s what a push up bra does, right? It makes your boobs look bigger with padding. BustBunnySometimes. Really all bras have padding. But the push up can help with cleavage even on smaller chests like yours. You should try again with the scoop and swoop. JawshLol whut? Scoop and swoop? BustBunnyOh right. Duh. It’s like…you pull your boobs into the cups. JawshDoesn’t that just happen naturally when you put the bra on? BustBunnyIt can, but it helps to do the scoop and swoop method to utilize the support of the bra. It’s kind of hard to expin in words. Do you mind if I just show you? Josh was in disbelief. She just offered to show him her boobs. It was that easy. He finally cracked the code to getting the prize. He was finally going to see BustBunny’s tits! JawshSure. I don’t mind. Perfect. He couldn’t sound too excited or eager or she would get suspicious of his motivation. BustBunny*video* Josh quickly opened the video. It had a light brown-skinned woman’s upper body. She was wearing a light blue bra. The woman turned from side to side and then leaned forward towards the camera. Her breasts weren’t anything to write home about. Josh also noticed the woman’s face was out of frame, so there was no way of knowing who she really was. Next, the woman slid her right hand into the cup on her left. Her breast actually filled most of her hand, so Josh reasoned she had to have decently sized tits. The woman pulled her boob up and gently let it go inside the cup. Weirdly enough, Josh noticed the cup seemed fuller than before. The woman repeated the action on the other side and then turned side to side again. This time, Josh noticed she had actual boobs on her chest. They were full and perky and beautiful. JawshWow! What a difference. BustBunnyIKR?The scoop and swoop works wonders sometimes. Okay. Your turn. Let me see the after effect. Josh returned to the pile of bras he left on the ground and pulled out the ultimate enhance one. He rewatched BustBunny’s video and tried to copy her movements. It was clear he couldn’t grab onto his chest the same way the woman in the video did, but he managed to force some excess muscle into the cups. He snapped another photo of him wearing the bra and sent it over. BustBunnyIt worked! You totally have some cleavage going on now! JawshMore like the bra is pushing my chest muscles up more haha BustBunnyI mean, a little bit, but it totally looks like you have boobs now. Ugh, I just love the look of cleavage though. JawshI agree with you there. Speaking of, was that you in the video? BustBunnyOh, yeah, of course. I tried not to give you a nip slip or anything. Purely educational, I promise. JawshDon’t worry. I didn’t see anything except your great boobs BustBunnyYou’re sweet. But it’s okay. I know there’s room for improvement. JawshThat’s why you’re doing NBE, right? Everybody’s trying to get better boobs. BustBunnyYeah. I’m having a hard time sticking with the pn. I do all the research and even buy some of the materials, but I always drop off after a week or so. Which really sucks because I do want bigger boobs. But I don’t want to give up and get impnts until I’ve given NBE a fair shot. So I’ve been stuck at what I’ve got for the st two years. Josh couldn’t believe what he was reading. She already considered impnts! He quickly skimmed through the video again to double check that she wasn’t fat or anything. Sure enough, he got a short glimpse of her belly. She wasn’t thin like he was, but Josh liked a little pudge on a woman anyways. They were meant to be soft and squishy after all. Josh’s mind raced as a new pn formed. All BustBunny needed to get impnts was to realize how NBE was full of horseshit. He could do that no problem. He just needed to be subtle about things; make her feel like giving up on NBE was her idea all along. JawshI’m just an observer, but it seems like NBE doesn’t work for everybody. BustBunnyIt’s really hard to tell. I’ve seen some dies who see results within a few months. Others have it happen over a few years of consistency. There are so many different ways to go about it and not everything works for everybody. JawshI thought the basic idea was taking some pills that help boob growth. BustBunnyThat’s usually the first step. You have to fix hormone imbances and nutritional deficiencies to help your body grow. Jawsh Oh, like a nutrition pn. I understand that. BustBunnyYeah! You were a personal trainer, right? JawshI also pyed baseball in high school. I was one of the only guys on the team who always followed the coach’s training pn. BustBunnyI can’t even imagine. Doing something every day for years? I think I work better when I have a deadline and a set number of tasks I need to accomplish. JawshIt’s simple really. It’s all about motivating yourself. Like, if I can do ten pushups every day for a week, then I know I’ll be stronger at the end of the week. And I use that goal to motivate me. I guess it helps if you know what you’re doing will guarantee results. BustBunnyVery true. Maybe that’s why I have trouble sticking with it. Still, I’d like to give at least one honest try at NBE. Any pro-tips for sticking to a regimen? JawshIt helped me to have a team or a training partner. Arnold Schwarzenegger talks about how training partners are there to keep you accountable and push you to go past your limits. BustBunnyInteresting…Hey!I had a crazy idea. JawshYeah? BustBunnyWhat if you and I did this together? Josh leaned back from the computer and rubbed his temples. He scrolled back through the chat to see how he’d managed to lose track of the goal again. Instead of getting BustBunny to give up on NBE, he’d managed to get her excited about doing it more. Even worse, now she wanted to drag him into it as well. Maybe he could still use this to his advantage. Being her NBE partner would be a great excuse to see more photos of BustBunny. He might even get photos of her completely nude. Plus, all that extra time spent together meant they could grow closer. He could help her try NBE for a month or so and help her realize her goal was impossible. Then he would be in a perfect position to be comforting and supportive. She’d totally say yes to such a wonderful and caring guy when he asked her to be his girlfriend. Then she would still get impnts with basically no convincing from him! JawshI dunno. I can be a pretty intense training partner. BustBunnyThat sounds perfect actually! I could use someone with your expertise to help me stick to the goal. JawshWe’d be sending each other progress photos and what not. I wouldn’t want to upset your boyfriend or anything. BustBunnyLolI mean, thanks for the consideration, but I don’t have a boyfriend. I’m still super nervous about actually dating anybody. JawshOkay then. How do we get started? BustBunnyWait. Seriously? You’re in?? JawshOf course. If it’s to help you out. I’ll probably need your help knowing what to do though haha BustBunnyNo problem. Here’s a list of the supplements I want to take: MSM, Fenugreek, Fennel, Pioglitazone, Pueraria Mirifica, and Finasteride. I also use this cream for massages: *link* It has progesterone and Adifyline inside which are both supposed to help with boob growth. This seems to be a pretty good starting point. JawshThat’s a lot of stuff. I guess all of this adds up fast depending on how often you use it. BustBunnyOh, no need to worry about that. I’ll buy it all for you! It’s the least I can do considering that you’re going to help me with this! JawshWhoa. That’s super generous of you. So, when do you want to meet up for the handoff? BustBunnyOh, right. I’d have to mail it to you. Do you have a P.O. Box? JawshWhat’s wrong with meeting at a park or something? BustBunnyYou’re in Florida, right? JawshNear Orndo yeah BustBunnyI’m in Canada lol A bit far of a trip just to hand off some supplements. JawshOh. Dang. I didn’t realize. BustBunnyYeah. Sorry. I totally understand if you don’t want to do this now. JawshNo! It’s fine. I’m totally used to long distance stuff anyways. Gaming online and stuff. You can just send the stuff to my address. BustBunnyOMGYou’re so awesome! *image* The image was of a fairly attractive young woman. She had curly bck hair and brown eyes. She was holding a piece of paper next to her face that read “Hi Jawsh, it’s BB!” It suddenly clicked in Josh’s head. This was BustBunny! She was actually really hot. JawshI’m not compining about getting pictures of beautiful women, but why did you send this? BustBunnyAww, you’re so sweetI wanted to verify I was a real person before you gave me your address. JawshWell, I could tell you were a trustworthy person already. BustBunny-heart- Sorry, I have a nasty habit of forgetting to crify things. You’re really okay following along with me on the NBE program? You seemed a little freaked out by the idea of wearing bras. If you do this stuff, you might grow actual boobs. JawshHey, you’ll never know unless you try. I like helping people. BustBunnyYou’re helping me a LOTThank you so much! Josh leaned back in his chair with a big grin on his face. He’d done it. He was on track to getting a girlfriend with massive tits and all he had to do was take a bunch of pointless pills and rub some lotion on his chest for a month. Step one of the pn was done. Next, he needed to build a connection with BustBunny. It might be difficult to do another long-distance retionship again, but he was confident he could make it work this time. BustBunny seemed actually interested in him after all. She remembered things like where he lived and his hobbies. She liked all of his fishing photos. She’d been single for a while, so she was likely starving for some human affection. Josh was ready to give it to her. All he had to do was help her fail.

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