Josh couldn’t believe Alice’s stupid pn required them to wake up at 5 in the morning. He also didn’t understand how Alice could have so much energy at such a forbidden hour. A part of him was grateful that she had a clear vision in her mind of what needed to happen. He was able to blindly obey her directions and keep her happy. Alice directed Josh to shave what little hair was left on his face, wash, condition and blow dry his hair, and brush his teeth. Then, she sat Josh down and braided his hair into one long braid. Josh thought the effect was reminiscent of a Viking warrior even if Alice used a strange bow at the end of the braid. He went to his dresser to pick out underwear while Alice got in the shower. Josh sifted through the different drawers two times, but he couldn’t find any boxers. All he found were some pairs of strange looking tighty-whities. Strange because they cked the typical slit in the front and that they were, in fact, a variety of colors including green, blue, and purple. Josh decided to settle for a bck pair. Thankfully, the underwear sit nicely on Josh’s hips and butt. They also had the added benefit of not being sucked into his butt crack like his boxers started doing recently. Next, Josh needed a bra. He looked at his options and decided to go with one of the sports bras Alice bought him yesterday. It required Josh to slide it over his head, but Josh appreciated the fit because of the thick straps and firm band that enabled the bra to sit comfortably on his body without digging into his skin or requiring him to readjust constantly. “Wow.” Josh turned to see Alice staring at him. She had a hungry look in her eyes. Alice rapidly approached Josh and pushed him against the dresser. She slid her hands up Josh’s legs, caressed his butt with a light squeeze, up his stomach, and over his chest. “You look amazing.” Josh felt himself starting to quiver. Alice pulled him in for a deep kiss. This was more like it. Alice was finally responding how Josh wanted her to; with uncontrolble lust. Alice took a firm grasp of Josh’s butt with one hand and cwed at his back with the other. She plunged her tongue into his mouth as they made out. Josh felt his leg rise and wrap around Alice’s back. He put his hands on either side of her head to pull her mouth closer to his. Suddenly, Alice broke the kiss and stepped away. “Ugh, I got carried away. We’ll have time for this ter.” She gave Josh a peck on his forehead and returned to the bathroom to finish getting ready. Josh felt his breathing return to normal. He could wait a little longer now that Alice was finally recognizing his manly aura. Even when wearing a stupid sports bra, he was becoming irresistible to her. Josh snuck into the kitchen and applied his testosterone gel so that Alice wouldn't see the secret to his success. Next, Josh needed actual clothes. He opened his closet and found that Alice seemed to have hung up all of her clothing in his closet. It was filled with girly shirts and a number of different dresses. Josh took note of a special red dress that seemed particurly skimpy and imagined Alice squeezing herself into it. “Hey Alice,” Josh asked, “what kind of clothes do I need for our mystery activity today?” Alice walked out of the bathroom. Josh’s eyes focused on her jiggling breasts as Alice walked over to the closet and started sliding things around. Alice turned to him with a sporty-looking jacket and a pair of jeans. “Wear this,” she said, “I have a matching set so we’ll look extra cute in the photos today.” Josh took the clothes in his hands. The jeans seemed pretty self-expnatory even if they felt softer than he was used to. He was confused about the jacket. “What about a shirt?” he asked. “Don’t worry about that,” Alice said, “We’re going to be walking around outside all day, the top gives good sun protection without needing sunscreen, and if you still get too hot, you can just unzip it a little. People will assume your bra is a top.” Josh didn’t see a point in arguing. Alice obviously thought she had things all figured out. Josh slid the clothes on without compint and walked into the kitchen. Everything was more comfortable than he expected. The jacket was a dark green with a full-front zipper and long sleeves. It had a colr that extended up and around Josh’s neck without feeling like it was choking him. The jeans fit snuggly but they also were easy to move in. He did notice that neither piece had any pockets, so he grabbed one of his hiking bags to store his phone, wallet, and keys. Alice walked into the kitchen. She wore an exact duplicate of Josh’s outfit, but her jacket was a dark purple. Josh noted how Alice’s jacket seemed to conform to her breasts and almost made them seem bigger than when she was naked. Josh started to gnce down at his own chest. Alice’s voice snapped Josh away from that train of thought. “Hmm?” he responded. Alice repeated, “Are you ready to go?” “Um, yeah. Where am I taking us?” “Nope! Not yet. I want the surprise to really hit you when we pull up to the area. I’ll drive us.” “That’s funny, but you can’t drive in another country without a license.” “That’s why I got my international driver’s permit.” Alice reached into Josh’s bag and grabbed his car keys. “You know driving in Canada is basically the same as the US, right?” Josh was left staring dumbfounded as Alice confidently walked out the door and elegantly slid into the driver’s seat of his car. “Come on babe! We don’t want to be te.” Josh discovered he enjoyed not needing to drive everywhere. He was able to comfortably enjoy the breakfast Alice picked up from some random bakery without needing to worry about keeping one hand on the wheel and his eyes on the road. Then, he was able to take a short nap while Alice navigated towards this mystery destination she had in mind. He wasn’t sure how long they’d been driving when he felt Alice pushing against his shoulder to wake him up. “We’re here babe! Check it out!” Josh felt his groggy eyes come into focus. This couldn’t be right. “We’re going to Universal Studios?” Josh excimed. Alice beamed. “I got us tickets for both theme parks for the day. And we’re here with plenty of time to be the first ones in line at the beginning of the day.” Josh felt his energy levels skyrocketing as Alice parked the car and led the way into the parks. His joy continued to rise as they walked through the City Walk area to get to the park entrance. “You have no idea how badly I’ve wanted to come here,” Josh said. Josh thought his eyes were going to burst from his head as he walked under the rge gates for the park. Alice moved out of his view, but Josh continued to walk slowly forward while staring at the wonder of the magical pce his girlfriend brought him. A quiet voice whispered in Josh’s mind, “We’re wasting time.” That was right. Josh needed to seize this opportunity to get on the best ride before anyone else. He caught sight of Alice walking to the left, so he ran up next to her. Alice turned into a big opening. Josh couldn’t believe his eyes as he read the sign. That expined the giant green coaster over their heads. “Hurry up babe,” Alice said. Josh realized Alice was already in the area where the line began while he was caught gawking at one of his favorite characters on the entrance sign. He jogged towards Alice, and they walked together through the empty queue area. Alice said, “I read online that if we ride Hulk first thing in the morning, we might be able to ride in the front row without waiting too long and could even ride it a second time if we jump back into line.” “Sounds good to me.” That’s exactly what they did. Josh let out all the whoops and hollers he could as they zoomed across the coaster. He felt his braid flying behind his head as the wind whipped across his face. Despite not being able to get in the front row again, the ride was just as fun the second time. Josh was filled with energy as they left the massive coaster. “This is already the best day of my life!” he excimed. Alice grinned and smirked. She punched Josh softly in the arm and raised her eyebrows. “Best day ever?” He calmed himself after realizing their mistake. “I mean, top three for sure. Obviously the best day was when we met. And then the second best was when you became my girlfriend.” Alice chuckled. “Babe, I wasn’t trying to insinuate anything. I thought it was funny because we’ve only done one thing.” Alice turned and stretched her arms out to gesture at the rest of the park. She continued, “There’s two whole parks filled with amazing things to explore.” Josh felt his eyes sparkle as he gazed upon his wonderful girlfriend. The little voice in his head spoke, “We can’t lose her.” Alice turned back to Josh. “Okay,” she said, “we’ve got three more rides in the superhero nd. We can make our way around the park in a big circle until we’re back at the entrance. Sound good?” Josh nodded his head. For some reason, he felt it was better to not say anything to Alice even if all he had to say was positive. That was, until he saw the ride Dudley Do-Right’s Ripsaw Falls. A pn instantly formed in his mind. The theme of the ride was some dumb-looking cartoon, but the important part was it being a water ride. Josh hadn’t been to any theme parks before, but he knew log rides with a big drop and giant spsh were a staple in most of them. Seeing his hot girlfriend in tight, wet clothing felt like something that was basically required for life as a man. “Let’s go on that,” Josh said. Alice took a brief look at her phone. Josh felt his heart beating in his chest. He couldn’t let it slip what his intentions were for wanting to go on such a childish ride. He spoke, “I know nothing is going to compare to the other thrill rides. Maybe it would be nice to ride something calmer, you know?” “Yeah, we should have time. There was something further ahead I really wanted to get to.” “The line doesn’t even look that long. Let’s go,” Josh said. Alice nodded her head and the pair got in line. Josh tried to distract himself with the childish drawings and cardboard cutouts spread through the line for the ride as they waited. Alice seemed to be rambling off facts about the characters and attraction she read on her phone. Finally, they got to the front and loaded onto the boat. Josh directed Alice to sit in the front row so that she would get bsted with water on the drop. He took his seat directly behind her. As they floated through twists and turns, Josh started to think he’d made a mistake and wasted his time with a baby ride. There were more random cartoon characters and sound effects pying as they drifted along. One of the characters even pulled out a spray gun and shot at the riders, but Josh ended up being the only one hit by the stream. Then, he felt the boat begin to tilt forward. He heard the other riders scream and shriek as the boat plummeted down over the edge of a manufactured waterfall. This was the big moment. *BOOM* They collided with the pool at the bottom and Josh watched a giant spray of water shoot up into the air, cruise over the top of the people in the front row, and crash directly into his face. He wiped the water out of his face while the rest of the riders chuckled and ughed at him. He looked around nervously and saw that they couldn’t even look him in the eyes as they made fun of him. He got off the ride in a sulk. “Okay, that was pretty fun,” Alice said with a big grin on her face. Josh couldn’t believe his eyes. Alice was entirely dry while he still had water dripping from his hair. He felt his clothes sticking to his skin as he tried to walk around. Alice continued, “I think you’re going to like the next ride even better though.” Josh was certain he wouldn’t. He picked at his underwear to try and keep it from riding into his butt crack. Alice kept talking, “We’ll skip Skull Isnd for now and head straight for Jurassic Park.” Josh’s ears perked up. “Jurassic Park?” “Yeah, I know you like the movie, and the park did a recent expansion with more rides and some food stalls. I think there’s another water ride with an even bigger drop.” Josh’s mood immediately lifted. He got to go see a real Jurassic Park today? And he had another shot at getting Alice dripping wet! This was perfect. Josh grabbed Alice’s hand and started speed walking forward. He vaguely heard her chuckling as he practically broke into a slight jog towards the Jurassic Park water ride. They stopped as soon as they saw the line poking out from the entrance gate. “Two hours?” Josh said. Alice whipped out her phone as Josh stared dumbfounded at the ridiculously long line. Alice said, “The app says two hours as well. Although, people on reddit cim it may take even longer.” She looked at Josh and shrugged her shoulders. Alice continued, “There are other rides here in Jurassic Park that have shorter wait times. Maybe the toon ride is the only water one we do today.” That couldn’t be an option. Alice wasn’t even wet from their first ride, and he couldn’t risk her not wanting to do another ter in the day. Josh felt a pull in his stomach. “No,” he said, “let’s get in line. I really want to ride everything in this section of the park.” “Then that’s what we’ll do,” Alice said. She walked forward towards the line before realizing Josh wasn’t following her. “Babe?” she asked. Josh nervously looked around. He couldn’t see any bathroom signs nearby, but groups of people were still filing in and making the wait time for the ride longer. He moved towards Alice and said in a hushed voice, “I’ve got to run to the bathroom really quick. Just get in line and I’ll catch up to you.” Alice looked at the line then back at Josh. She said, “You mean, you want me to hold your pce in line? But that’s against the rules.” “It’ll be fine. I’ll run to the bathroom and run back. I won’t even be gone long.” Alice had a nervous look on her face. He saw this was the time to put some moves on their girlfriend. He pulled himself so their chest was pressed against Alice’s arm and looked up at her face. He fshed a signature smolder and said in a husky, whispered voice, “Break the rules for me and I’ll make it up to you ter.” He felt Alice’s body shiver. Alice got in line. Josh turned around to head back towards a bathroom he thought he’d seen earlier. He didn’t see anything except for women’s restrooms as he strode past the skull isnd area once again. He ended up all the way back in the Toon Lagoon area of the park when he saw a men’s room. Josh went inside and pced himself in front of one of the many open urinals. He went to unzip his pants only to realize that, in addition to fake pockets, his pants had a fake crotch sewn into the design. There was no zipper. Josh thought it was a stupid feature, but it was no problem. He’d been pissing with zipper-less pants his whole life thanks to gym shorts. However, Josh wasn’t able to easily pull down the front lip of these pants. The material was practically sticking to his skin thanks to being soaked on that stupid ride. Josh considered pulling the pants down and exposing his butt. He gnced around the bathroom; it was empty for the moment, but that didn’t mean some random guy wasn’t going to walk in at any moment. The pain in Josh’s abdomen spiked once more; he really needed to pee right this moment. Josh burst into one of the stalls and barely had time to lock it behind him as he felt his bdder releasing. Josh yanked the pants and his underwear down to the ground and plopped his bottom on the seat just in time. Josh felt an extra release since it felt like his legs were able to breathe again after being trapped in the tight fabric of the stupid jeans Alice got him. He decided, since he was sitting down anyways, it was a good time to unzip the jacket and let his whole body get a little break. Josh sucked in a few deep breaths. He had time; Alice was holding his pce in line after all. After about minute, Josh decided it was about time he make his way back. He stood up and squeezed himself back into the wet clothing. He thought to himself, “I can’t wait to see Alice when her outfit is this clingy from all the water.” Josh exited the stall and walked towards the sink. “Wait,” he thought to himself, “I’m about to get wet anyways. Why would I need to wash my hands?” Josh turned to leave. At that moment, a man walked into the bathroom. “Crap, maybe he’ll assume I already finished washing my hands if I just acknowledge him quickly,” Josh thought. He tilted his head forward and stared at the man while continuing to walk towards the exit. The man stepped backwards and twisted his head around. “I’m sorry,” the man said, “I thought,” the man cut himself off as his eyes focused on something behind Josh. Josh turned around to see what the man was staring at. The only thing there were the urinals, so Josh figured the man was some weirdo. Josh faced the man again and gave a strained grin. “It’s all good man,” Josh said. “No, I’m sorry. I can leave if you want.” “I’m about to leave.” Josh gestured towards to the door. The man looked around as if he had no idea how doors worked anymore. Josh thought to himself, “What the heck is wrong with this guy? I can’t leave while he’s standing in the doorway.” The man turned back to Josh and said, “Look, I believe you should be able to use whatever restroom you feel comfortable with. You know?” “Cool,” Josh continued to smile nervously, “Do you mind moving out of the way?” Josh gestured towards the door. “Oh, shit. Sorry.” The man scooted to the side and, finally, let Josh leave the bathroom. Josh felt the man watching him as he left. He thought to himself, “It’s a good thing I didn’t pull my pants down at the urinal with that creep hanging around.” Josh felt the pleasant warmth of the sun hit his face and radiate across his chest. It felt good to be back in the open again. He unzipped the jacket he was wearing a little to help the sun dry him faster and easily navigated back the way he came to the Jurassic Park River Ride. The sign now reported a wait time of two-and-a-half hours. Josh smirked to himself. He was going to be able to stride right past all the suckers at the back of the line. Josh walked up to the first guy and tried to silently slip past, but the dude was massive. He was more wall than man. Josh tapped the man on the arm. “Excuse me,” he said, “I’m trying to get to my girlfriend. She’s up ahead.” The behemoth gnced at Josh and rolled his eyes before moving over to the side for Josh to pass. Most people had the same reaction. A few guys gave Josh some weird gnces, but they all let him pass until he reached Alice. Alice greeted him, “You made it!” “Yeah, no problems at all finding you in the line. Sorry I took so long. There was this weird guy in the bathroom.” Alice’s face changed to look concerned. “What was a guy doing in the bathroom?” “I assume he wanted to use it.” “Yeah, but why was he in the women’s restroom?” “He wasn’t. He was in the men’s room. Because it was a man.” “Then I think you might be the weirdo dear; peeking into the men’s room and all that.” “I wasn’t peeking into the men’s room. I went in, sat down, did my business, and when I was leaving this guy came in and tried talking to me.” “Wait, you didn’t use the women’s room?” “Of course not. Men aren’t allowed in there.” Josh couldn’t believe this ridiculous conversation was still going on. Alice began to sputter, “But, I thought, you, that’s why.” She stopped talking and frowned in consternation. Josh stood quietly in line as Alice continued to frown and occasionally scratch her head. He didn’t see what was so baffling about the whole situation. Men go in men’s bathrooms and women go in women’s bathrooms. Simple. “Okay,” Alice said, “babe, what makes a man a man?” This was an easy question. “Men are strong and brave. They’re intelligent and they’re hard-working. And, you know,” Josh looked down, “other stuff.” “Great,” Alice said, “What makes a woman a woman?” The answer immediately popped into Josh’s head. “Women are the opposite of men.” He thanked every version of god in existence that he was able to stop themselves from saying that aloud. Alice had expertly maneuvered them into a perfect trap into listing all the greatest qualities of human civilization. If they told the truth now, it would sound like he was saying women were the opposite of greatness. “Uh, women are, um, firm. But, you know, sometimes soft. They’re flexible. And they’re witty and courageous and. Powerful. Women are powerful,” He could feel himself struggling to come up with more answers to satisfy Alice. “They like pink.” Alice said, “You like pink though. It’s one of your favorite colors.” Josh thought to himself, “When the hell did we say we liked pink? Maybe she’s making it up.” Alice continued, “Also, those are basically the same things you said about men outside of the color thing. If you’re saying the only difference between men and women is that women like pink, then that would essentially make you a woman.” No. No. No. No. “No,” Josh replied, “obviously it’s not that simple. Because I’m a man and I like pink.” Apparently. Josh continued, “There’s tons of differences. Like, for example, women can make babies. That’s something only women can do.” Alice responded, “You know there are tons of women out there who, for one reason or another, can’t reproduce. Like me, remember? Even if you ignore the fact that there are ciswomen born with reproductive difficulties or impossibilities or they get diseases ter in life or they require life-saving surgery that removes the organs they need for reproduction, there are still millions of women who can’t reproduce when you consider it’s an ability that naturally disappears as you get older. So, what, you hit 60 years old and you’re not a woman anymore?” He wasn’t sure what Alice was talking about, but it was clear she was growing upset. He needed to end this conversation quickly. He said, “Well, look, you asked me a question out of nowhere, and I didn’t have time to think, and, you know, that’s not how I work. So, like, it’s really on you that I gave such a crappy answer because you were rushing me, so I don’t even know why you’re trying to start a fight right now.” Alice replied, “I’m not trying to start a fight. I’m trying to engage with you in a discussion to figure out what’s going through your mind. There’s no right or wrong answers. Just say what you think.” An obvious trap. Josh smirked to himself internally. Any time a woman said there was no wrong answer was her really saying that there was exactly one correct answer she was expecting from the man. They needed to figure out what the right answer was. Josh retreated into his mind. He felt his brain operating at full capacity as he searched for the solutions to Alice’s inane riddle. Quiet surrounded him. The only sound Josh could make out was the blood rushing through his veins. His mind continued working through all of the potential clues Alice littered in their conversation. It was the loudest and longest thirty seconds of silence in Josh’s life. Alice spoke, “Okay, okay. Babe? It’s okay.” Josh vaguely gnced at Alice’s face. Alice continued, “Let’s just take a deep breath.” Josh watched Alice breathe in and out very slowly. “Do it with me, come on.” Josh felt a slight trickle of air enter his nose and exit through his mouth. “One more time. In and out.” Josh took a deep breath in through his nose and slowly let it out through his mouth in time with Alice. Suddenly, the sounds of the park returned to him. He could hear music, ughter, and the noise of the rides. He smelled popcorn and sweets wafting through the air. He noticed the bright colors and cool designs inside the queue area. “Whoa,” Josh thought to himself, “I was able to shut all of this stuff out with my focusing. Don’t monks take their entire lives to get to that level of calm meditation? But I was able to do it on my first try. I’ve got to have the most willpower and best focus abilities on the pnet.” Josh realized Alice was speaking. “They both have four legs, are furry, they’re kept as pets, they make noises, and they come in a variety of shapes and colors and sizes and patterns. There are different breeds, and you can breed them amongst each other because they still have the same underlying genes. But you can’t breed a dog with a cat because they’re not the same creature. But you don’t need to fail at breeding to figure that out even though they’re simir in basically every other way. You can just look at a creature and tell someone that a cat is a cat and a dog is a dog.” Alice continued, “When you look at a dog you know it’s a dog and not a cat. So, like, why is that? Sure, there’s biology and DNA and stuff like that, but you can’t see all of that with your eyes, so how are you able to tell? It’s all about behavior and traits. You base your decision on the physical appearance and how the creature behaves. But even then, there are owners who will say their dog acts like a cat. But that’s not even true.” “Your dog acts like your dog. You’ve just collected a number of traits and behaviors you commonly associate with cats even though you’re fully aware that exceptions exist. Those behaviors don’t belong to cats. They’re not what makes a cat a cat. There’s a whole host of things that decide what the inherent qualities of a specific creature is. And if you can understand that with cats and dogs, then you have to imagine it’s basically the same but even more complex when it comes to people. Because we have all sorts of cultures, and colors, and hierarchies, and systems, and countries. It’s just, like, so much stuff.” Josh stared at Alice bnkly. None of what she was talking about made any sense. And, as Josh recently learned, he was basically the best person when it came to paying attention. If he wasn’t able to follow what she was saying then it was clear that she must be spouting complete gibberish. Alice took a breath. “I feel like I made things more complicated,” she said. Josh replied, “I’m not even sure what we’re talking about anymore. Maybe we should just drop it.” Alice scratched her head more and bit her lip. She spoke again, “Let’s say a wizard showed up and bopped you on the head with their magic wand and, poof, you turned into a woman. How would you feel about that?” This woman seemed intent on driving Josh crazy with these freaking riddles and mind games. Wizards? Cats? Josh had no choice but to try and py Alice’s game until they made it to the front of the line. “Am I hot?” he asked. “What?” “You asked how I would feel being turned into a woman. Well, do I get turned into trailer-park trash or am I like a sexy model like you are?” “You’re at least as hot as I am babe,” Alice said. Josh caught a hint of a smile there. Good. That compliment had to be worth a point or two. He was well on his way to getting out of this stupid conversation that seemed designed to upset Alice. He, internally, rolled his eyes as Alice was the one driving the conversation. “If I’m a hot woman, then I guess I’d be happy,” he said. “Okay, okay. We’re getting somewhere. Let’s say that when the wizard transforms you that you happen to be in a public pce and you suddenly need to use the bathroom. Nobody else saw the transformation. So it’s just, poof, you’re a woman and you need to use the bathroom the most you’ve ever needed to use it in your entire life. Do you go into the men’s room or the women’s room?” That was. What. “What?” Josh asked. Alice said, “If you were magically transformed into a woman and needed to use the bathroom, would you go into the men’s room or the women’s room?” Josh considered his options as he spoke aloud. “Okay, well, I can’t go in the men’s room because I don’t look like a man. But, I can’t go in the woman’s room just because I look like a woman. Wait, so, do I think I’m a woman now?” “No. Yes. Well, that depends,” Alice replied, “You’re still you. Nothing else changed except the physical body. You have all your memories and experiences. Everyone still remembers you from when you were a guy and nobody knows about the wizard. You’re just suddenly a woman named Josh.” “So I have a dick.” “No, you have a vulva and a vagina, a uterus, and all the other stuff. Long hair, breasts, the works.” This was an interesting question. It reminded Josh of those impossible riddles like where you have to pick which person you’re going to murder with a train or a boat or whatever. They were all stupid because there was never a situation where you’d need to actually answer the question and the questions were always impossible choices anyways. Josh said, “Is there anyone around? Like, maybe I could just sneak in and out really quickly.” “Nope, not only do you need to use the restroom, but they’re both filled with people with lines stretching out. And this is the only bathroom for like, a hundred miles, so you’re going to have to pick which line to get in. And you’ll have to wait for ten to fifteen minutes in the line with everybody else staring and seeing which restroom you picked.” This was actually impossible. “That’s impossible. Because I can’t cim to be a woman and go in the women’s room just because I look like one. If they ask to see my ID or whatever and I pull it out but it says ‘Josh, male’ on it then they’ll be like, “oh no! It’s some undercover dude trying to spy on us,” which means I’ll wind up in jail. And if I go in the men’s room then, like, they’ll all be staring and they’ll, you know. Women don’t go in men’s rooms.” Josh continued, “Women don’t go in men’s rooms and men can’t go in women’s rooms. That’s how it works. That’s why we have two separate rooms.” Alice shrugged her shoulders. “You’ve gotta pick babe. You were magically transformed. Are you going into the women’s or the men’s?” The answer suddenly popped into Josh’s mind. The answer was in the riddle the whole time. He looked into Alice’s eyes and said with the utmost confidence, “The women’s room.” Josh smiled before continuing, “Because you said the wizard turned me into a woman not that he made me look like one. Since I am a woman now, then I belong in the women’s bathroom. Easy.” Alice nodded her head. “So you used the men’s room today because you don’t think you’re really a woman.” “Obviously.” “Obviously? Oh. I’m sorry babe.” Josh wasn’t sure what Alice was sorry about. Maybe the women’s restroom had secret gift baskets or something. He replied, “Um, yeah. It’s a real bummer I can’t go in there. It’s probably cleaner and has, like, candy and rainbows and whatever.” Alice chuckled. She said, “You know it’s not really like that, right?” “I wouldn’t know. I’ve never gone in there.” “What about when you were a kid?” “I only used the restroom with my dad. I was more than old enough to go by myself by the time he left, so..” Josh trailed off with his sentence. This was a dumb line of questioning. Now he had to think about his worthless father leaving him again. He hated thinking about the man. Alice remained silent as they slowly moved forward in line. Alice spoke suddenly, “What would your name be?”“Huh?” “In the scenario. Wizard, you, poof, woman. What would your name be as a woman?” Josh struggled to find a name. “Alice,” he said. Alice ughed. This was good. Funny answers were always better than wrong answers even if he said them on accident. Alice said, “We can’t have the same name silly.” “Are we dating in the scenario?” “Of course we’re dating.” “But I’d be a woman. How would that even work?” “I’ve dated women before, babe, it’s not a big deal.” Josh felt every neuron pause for a full second in his mind as he processed what Alice just said. “You’re attracted to girls?” he asked. Alice shrugged. “Yeah, I mean, I’m technically pansexual. So I don’t really care about what genitals or parts a person has. I like them for who they are as a person.” Josh replied, “If a wizard turned me into a woman you’d be gay for me?” “Technically, we’d be gay together. We’d be lesbians.” This was blowing Josh’s mind. He couldn’t be gay because that wasn’t allowed. For some reason. But, in this mixed up crazy scenario Alice concocted, he’d still be with a super hot woman. Wasn’t that good? But he would be a woman too, so he’d be gay. Was it better to be gay and with a woman or to be a straight woman? No. If Josh was a woman, then he’d still like women because liking women is the manly thing to do. That’s why butch lesbians existed. Josh quickly imagined cutting off his beautiful long hair into a buzz cut, donning a loose fnnel shirt and cargo shorts, and turning into a general square-shaped human. For some reason, that image of himself made him feel uncomfortable. Alice started talking again, “You know, it’s perfectly fine to be gay. Or generally queer in some way. I think men get it a bit rougher when it comes to that stuff because being gay can be seen as weakness.” Josh thought to himself, “Being gay is definitely a weakness.” Alice continued, “In the hypothetical, since you’re a woman, you could totally dump me and be with a man if you wanted to.” There it was. Yet another trap Josh needed to avoid. He said, “Of course I wouldn’t dump you babe. Turning into a woman isn’t going to suddenly make me gay.” Alice replied, “But you’d be a woman, so you wouldn’t be gay for liking a man.” The voice in Josh’s head said, “We could like men if we were a girl.” Alice continued talking, “The whole thing is pretty dumb. People should just be able to be with whoever they like regardless of gender or bels.” Josh shook his head. “But,” he said, “if I was turned into a woman and we were together, I wouldn’t be able to, you know. We couldn’t really have sex.” “Babe,” Alice replied, “What are you talking about? We’ve done sex tons of times in this retionship without penetration once. And I think we’ve both been plenty happy in our sex life outside of not being able to see each other more.” Alice leaned down to Josh’s ear. “Plus,” she continued, “we could use more toys. Maybe some rope. There’s all kinds of sexy things I would do to my little girlfriend.” Josh felt shivers run down his spine. Because Alice was whispering things in his ear and ears were a sensitive spot in general. “So,” Josh said in a softer voice, “you’ve done this type of stuff before? Sex with a woman I mean.” Alice stood up straight. “Yeah, I mean, my first two exes were women. Then I dated a guy before I met you.” This was the most important thing in their entire retionship. Josh’s girlfriend has had sex with other women before. If he pyed his cards right, he could talk her into a having a threesome. That was the manliest shit he could add to his resume. Josh said, “You brought up all the stuff we would try if we were both women. Like ropes and more toys.” Alice interjected, “We could totally do that stuff now. That wasn’t part of the hypothetical.” Good to know, Josh filed that information in the back of his mind for safe keeping. “Right,” Josh continued, “well, I guess, in that vein, would you ever consider adding a third to our retionship?” “Like a threesome?” Josh meekly nodded his head. Alice’s eyes looked up and to the left as she crossed her arms. A smile crept across her face. “Yeah,” Alice said, “I think that would be a great idea.” Jackpot! He’d done it. Alice continued, “I mean, I want to do it with just you and me some more. And we should establish rules and boundaries to ensure trust and safety for everyone involved.” Josh nodded his head. Rules. Boundaries. Josh would agree to whatever Alice needed him to agree to to make this threesome happen. The voice whispered, “We have to keep Alice happy so she won’t leave us.” Josh couldn’t agree more. It just so happened that thing best way to make his girlfriend happy was by adding a second girl for him to fuck. Josh couldn’t stop smiling as they got closer to the actual ride. This day kept getting better and better. He started imagining the types of women he and Alice would seduce together; a blonde, a redhead, maybe another brunette like Josh. He imagined taking Alice from behind while she ate out the other girl. Then they’d switch pces and the other girl would be in the middle. And then Josh could be in the middle. Josh shook that thought out of his head. That didn’t make any sense. How could he be in between the two women? It’s not like Alice could fuck him. He wouldn’t want that anyways. Josh continued exploring the two ways he could have sex with multiple women all the way up the the front of the line. He let the fantasies leave long enough for him to enjoy the awesome thrills of dinosaurs and falls. Once again, he seemed to be the only one getting wet on the ride. There was even a section where a dinosaur popped out of the bushes and sprayed a water jet directly onto Josh’s chest and nobody else’s. Josh didn’t even care. His sexual conquests were lining up to go way beyond seeing his girlfriend in a wet top. After they exited the ride, Alice suggested they get something to eat before jumping in line for the nearby roller coaster. Josh had no interest in walking all the way back to City Walk for one of the restaurants. Plus, he wanted to have as much time as possible in the Jurassic Park section, so he talked Alice into sitting down at the dinosaur-themed burger pce. Alice waited for their food while Josh secured a table. He pulled out his phone and started searching for ways to find a woman for a threesome. According to the internet, most people would send the woman in the retionship to find a bisexual woman; it was called unicorn hunting. That seemed easy enough. Alice was already accomplished in finding girlfriends, and this meant all Josh needed to do was approve on the selected woman before the sex happened. A worrying thought crossed Josh’s mind. Alice had two girlfriends but only one boyfriend before meeting him. Maybe she was actually a lesbian. The voice whispered, “We can’t afford to lose anyone again.” That was right. Josh would need to nip Alice’s lesbianism in the bud. Maybe the threesome would have to be postponed until Josh had Alice under more control. Alice arrived with the food. The burger was quite delicious. Josh was gd to see Alice wasn’t sticking to her ridiculous vegetarian pn during her trip. Alice said, “Oh yeah, what would your name be?” Josh stuck a fry into his mouth and gave Alice a puzzled look. Alice continued, “We got derailed earlier. Ha, derailed. Like sex but also the rides have rails. Anyways, we got derailed earlier when talking about you being a woman.” She was back on this nonsense again. Alice continued, “The wizard poofs you into a woman, and then disappears, so you’re not turning back. I assume you don’t want to walk around calling yourself Josh. So, what would your name as a woman be?” He had no earthly idea how to answer this question. They were Josh; pin and simple. There was never a reason to question his identity. He tried to think of a woman’s name. Herman? No, that’s still for men. She, she, she. Sherman? That’s basically just Herman. Dora? No, doors are stupid. “I don’t know,” He excimed, “it’s hard to think of anything.” Alice said, “Well, what would your name have been if you were born a girl?” Josh scrunched his face. “What are you talking about?” he asked. “Well, you know how parents have a list of names for their kid and then they sort through until they narrow it down to a few names. And they have to come up with names for boys and girls until they find out what the child is.” “I’m pretty sure that only happens in movies.” Josh couldn’t believe Alice could be so delusional to confuse fantasy with reality. “No, I’m pretty sure tons of parents do this,” Alice replied. “Well, what was your boy name going to be?” Boom. He was certain this would stump her. “That’s easy. My dad was David Jones the third, and his family had this thing where they wanted to keep the line going for generations and generations. I was supposed to be David Jones the Fourth and then grow up, have a son, and name him David Jones the Fifth and so on and so on.” She answered that really fast. Josh still didn’t have an answer for her dumb question. “So,” Alice continued, “if you didn’t have a list of baby names, then maybe... What’s your middle name?” “Emmanuel.” Alice rubbed her chin and closed her eyes. “Hmm, Manny. Manda. Amanda. No, that reminds me too much of Friends. Emma?” Alice opened her eyes and squinted towards Josh. Josh sat quietly uncomfortable. “Emma kind of works, but it doesn’t feel quite right.” Alice scratched her head. Suddenly she jolted in her seat. Josh felt his adrenaline spike. “I got it!” Alice excimed. “Jen!” “What?” “That’s your name. Joshua Emmanuel Newberry, J-E-N. Jen!” Alice seemed quite pleased with herself. “I guess,” Josh said, “if that makes you happy.” Alice smiled. “Oh, this is so good. I’m going to start calling you that all the time now.” Her smile dropped. “I mean, if that’s okay with you.” Josh felt a twinge in his mind. “I don’t see what’s wrong with Josh.” Alice waved her hands exaggeratedly. “There’s nothing wrong with your name. It just feels a bit serious to call you Josh. And then it gets a little strange calling you babe or sweetie all the time. Jen can sort of be like a cute nickname; just between us.” The way she expined it had a calming effect on Josh’s brain. The voice spoke, “We can be Jen if it keeps Alice happy.” Josh felt his head nod. “Okay,” he said, “as long as it’s just between us.” Alice grinned. “No worries, Jen, it’s our special thing.” A voice in Josh’s head smiled. They felt a little lighter. “Here, let’s try it out a bit,” Alice said. She moved to sit next to Josh and leaned closer to him. “You look very nice in your outfit Jen.” Josh felt warmth radiate across his body. The voice said, “Alice picked our pretty outfit for us.” Alice continued, “Jen, are you enjoying your day out?” They nodded their head. Alice leaned closer to whisper in their ear, “When we get home, we can make out. Would you like that Jen?” The voice called out, “Yes! I would love that!” Josh said, “Y-yeah.” Alice lifted their chin upward and pnted a soft kiss on his lips. “Jen, your lips are so soft,” Alice said. Jen felt like he was floating. His eyes were sparkling in the light of the sun. Alice said, “Oh my sweet Jen, you’re just so cute. I love pying with you.” She kissed Jen’s lips again but, this time, she quickly squeezed their right boob. Jen let out a soft moan of approval. “I just love your little noises you make Jen,” Alice said. The voice spoke, “I love making little noises.” Jen was ready. He needed Alice to rip his clothes off and take him right there and then. He didn’t care about anything else. Alice stood up. “Okay!” she excimed, “let’s get a move on!” Jen almost fell over from the sudden shift in mood. He was supposed to be getting sex, not…Josh took a moment to look around. That’s right. He was in Jurassic Park. He was going to ride a roller coaster. He knew he should feel excited, but a part of him yearned to remain in the sexual thrilling moments instead of needing to deal with the rest of life. The rest of the day was uneventful as far as Josh was concerned. He did have a lot of fun on all the different rides. He wasn’t even mad about skipping out on the Harry Potter world attractions. Alice said something vague about “not supporting that woman.” Instead, she insisted they go on some silly children’s rides based on characters from Dr. Seuss. The second park was way more fun. They rode an awesome roller coaster that pyed rock and roll music in time with all the drops and loops. Josh realized how lucky he was that his outfit didn’t have any real pockets when he saw a group of guys get turned away for having their keys and stuff in their cargo shorts. The Transformers ride completely blew Josh’s mind. It was like being inside the actual movie. Same with the Mummy and Fast and Furious. Most of the other attractions simply paled in comparison to the thrill level of those rides, so Josh passed the time by using his new super power to hyper focus on not existing. They managed to squeeze a few repeat rides on some of Josh’s favorites before the park closed for the night. Thankfully, Alice was alert enough to drive them back to Josh’s apartment. Despite how horny he was, Josh had to admit that he was way too tired to be able to muster up enough energy to give Alice the good fucking she deserved for treating him to such a fun day. At Alice’s request, Josh showered and washed his hair to be free from the day’s sweaty activities. Afterwards, he climbed into bed and allowed Alice to spoon him. The st thing he heard before drifting off to sleep was the sound of his girlfriend’s calming voice. “Good night Jen. I had a great time with you today.” Jen replied, “I had fun today too.” Qzar24