- Bio: Reluctant protagonist. Professional tech support, emotional support animal for three supernatural women. Has a thing for grilled cheese, low-stakes gaming, and not dying.
- Status: Confused, and definitely mortal. Possibly magical bait?
- Interests: Overthinking, potato skins, niche anime, flannel, survival.
- Fun Fact: Once took out a soul-eating monster with a kiss and a sarcastic comment. Still single.
Ellyllon (Elly): @IHavePixieProblems
- Bio: Chaotic fae with the emotional restraint of a golden retriever. Master of subtle sabotage and late-night cuddles that mean nothing, obviously.
- Status: Best friend. Secretly in love. Would rather set the world on fire than admit it.
- Calls him: Daniel
- Red Flags: Has hacked your calendar, and probably your thermostat, too.
- Fun Fact: Would absolutely kiss him first… but only if he deserved it.
Euryale (Euri): @StoneColdGoddessEury
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- Bio: Literal Gorgon. Figurative goddess. Beautiful enough to ruin traffic patterns. Finds Daniel’s immunity fascinating and his hoodie collection appalling.
- Status: Emotionally- repressed, tall girl with murder skills. May flirt via high-stakes threats.
- Calls him: Dan
- Red Flags: Has a contingency plan to kill you just in case and updates it weekly. Once turned a date into a power play and still calls it "efficient flirting."
- Fun Fact: Her closet costs more than Daniel’s apartment. Her eyes might kill you. She still kinda wants to hold hands. Maybe.
Lilith (Lily): @HotAndDraining
- Bio: Seductive disaster with a gooey emotional core and an unfortunate need to feed on life energy. Can’t decide if she wants to kiss you or steal your soul. Possibly both.
- Status: Flirts like a pro. Feeds like a vampire. Needs a nap.
- Calls him: Danny
- Red Flags: Will flirt with you mid-apocalypse, then ghost you emotionally for a week. Keeps score in arguments and in bed. Might seduce you and your enemies for fun.
- Fun Fact: Once got Daniel to hold her hand without draining his essence. Cried a little. Blamed it on allergies.