The "War Room" was just the center of the warehouse, cleared of debris and lit by a flickering halogen lamp. I had taped a map of the South Bronx onto the side of a shipping container.
"Listen up," I said, tapping the map with a ruler I found in Gara’s toolbox. "To perform a Hostile Takeover, we first need to identify the target's revenue streams."
I drew three red circles.
"Tommy has three business lines. One: Protection Rackets. Stable cash flow, but high maintenance and geographically dispersed. Low yield for a quick strike."
Click. Click.
I paused. Niko was perched on top of a stack of tires. He was holding a 12-gauge shotgun shell casing. He tapped it against his new Zirconia tooth, then bit down on the brass rim. CRUNCH. The metal deformed. The tooth didn't.
"Solid," Niko grinned, admiring the dented brass. "I could bite through a jugular with this."
I ignored the liability and continued. "Two: Contraband Warehouses. High inventory value, but low liquidity. We can't spend stolen cigarettes."
"Three," I circled the largest building on the map. "The Underground Casino at the Plaza. This is his Cash Cow. High liquidity. Fast turnover. Tonight, we are going to drain his liquid assets."
"The Plaza?" Gara squinted at the map. He wasn't looking at the vault; he was looking at the parking lot. "Rich customers park there. Mercedes... BMWs... If we blow the front gate, do you think the side mirrors will survive? Those auto-dimming mirrors fetch a good price on eBay."
I pinched the bridge of my nose. My internal processor was overheating.
System Alert: Management Overhead is increasing by 200%. The lack of discipline in this workforce is staggering.
I looked at Benny. The giant was sitting on the floor, intently folding a piece of paper. I looked closer. It was one of Gara’s unpaid invoices from the auto parts store.
Benny’s combat efficiency offsets 40% of the team's stupidity, I calculated. But if this operation fails, my ROI will be negative infinity. I need a successful Audit to balance the books.
"Niko," I snapped, drawing his attention away from his dental experiments. "I invested $1,200 in your mouth. That is a significant capital expenditure. I expect to see a return on that investment tonight. Don't scratch the porcelain."
"It's Zirconia, boss," Niko corrected, spinning a combat knife. "And don't worry. I always pay my debts."
Scene 2: Idiot Savant
"The problem is access," I pointed to the Casino's layout. "Front door has metal detectors. Back door has armed guards and German Shepherds. The roof is covered by cameras."
I stared at the diagram. It was a fortress. A poorly managed fortress, but a fortress nonetheless.
Whoosh.
A paper airplane glided past my face.
It wasn't a normal paper airplane. It was folded with complex aerodynamic wings. It sailed across the room, banked left, and flew straight into a small, rusted ventilation grate high up on the wall near the ceiling. It stuck there perfectly.
I turned to Benny. "Did you aim for that?"
Benny blinked. He pointed a massive finger at the map, specifically at the HVAC units on the Casino's roof.
"Smell," Benny rumbled.
"Smell?" I asked.
"Smoke," Benny clarified. "Bad air... goes out. Fan... big noise. No one hears."
I looked at the map again. The Casino was underground. Hundreds of smokers. They needed massive industrial exhaust fans to pump the smoke out. Those fans would be loud, creating a sonic blind spot. And if air could go out...
"A back door," I realized. "The ventilation system. It's not a security feature; it's a structural vulnerability."
I looked at the giant with newfound appreciation. "Benny, remind me to increase your food budget by 5%."
Scene 3: The "John Wick" Budget Cut
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The sound of a motorcycle engine announced Daniel’s return. He burst into the warehouse, carrying four garment bags with the logo of a high-end Italian tailor.
"Gentlemen!" Daniel announced, beaming like he had just won the lottery. "Prepare to be transformed!"
He unzipped the first bag. Inside was a sleek, black tactical suit.
"Italian wool blend," Daniel explained, caressing the fabric. "Nano-fiber lining for water resistance. Breathable armpits so Benny doesn't get a rash. And look at the cut! We are going to look like John Wick! We will be the most stylish hostile takeover team in history!"
I walked over and flipped the price tag.
$899.00
My heart skipped a beat. Not from excitement, but from fiscal shock.
"Daniel," I said, my voice dangerously low. "Did you buy four of these?"
"Of course!" Daniel smiled. "Corporate branding is essential! We need to look intimidating but chic!"
"$3,600," I whispered. "You spent three thousand, six hundred dollars on clothes?"
"It's an investment!" Daniel argued.
"Return them," I ordered. "Immediately."
"What?" Daniel’s face fell. "But... but I can't wear rags! I have a reputation!"
"Your reputation is 'Intern'," I said. "Our budget for uniforms is $50 per head. Go to the surplus store. Buy four blue maintenance jumpsuits and four tool belts. We are not going in as assassins. We are going in as the AC Repair Crew."
Daniel looked at the beautiful Italian suits, then at me. He looked like he was about to cry.
"I will look like a janitor," he whimpered.
"You will look like an invisible asset," I corrected. "Now go. Before I deduct the restocking fee from your allowance."
Scene 4: Gig Economy Warfare
The team was almost ready. But looking at my five employees—a tank, a sniper, a mechanic, and an intern—I realized the math didn't add up.
Tommy had fifty men inside. And after Niko's little stunt with the dentist bill, Tommy would undoubtedly call for reinforcements. We were facing a potential deficit of 100 to 5.
In the corporate world, when you can't outproduce a competitor, you disrupt their supply chain.
"Gara," I walked over to the $80,000 War Chest we secured from Block 13. I counted out a stack of bills.
"Two thousand dollars," I handed the stack to him.
Gara’s eyes bulged. "Boss? You want me to buy a used Honda Civic?"
"No," I adjusted my glasses. "I want you to buy me an army. But not soldiers. I want you to hire The Mob."
I picked up a marker and drew three concentric circles around the Casino.
"We are going to implement a Diversified Distraction Portfolio," I explained. "We need volume. I want 100 to 200 heads. Pay them $20 each. That's a fair market rate for anarchy."
"Two hundred people?" Gara grinned. "I know just the places. The shelters, the docks, the underground arcades."
"Good. Here is the segmentation strategy," I tapped the board.
"Group A: The Noise." "Hire 50 homeless people. Give them signs. 'Save the Whales', 'Ban Gambling'—I don't care. Their job is to form a human wall at the front gate and scream."
"Group B: The Vandalism." "Find me 30 street thugs who hate rich people. Their job is to throw bricks at the customers' cars. Specifically the Mercedes and Bentleys." "Why?" Daniel asked. "Because Tommy's security guards protect the assets," I reasoned. "When a brick hits a $100,000 car, the guards will be drawn out to deal with the liability."
"Group C: The Gridlock." "This is crucial," I looked at Gara. "Find 20 guys with broken-down cars. I want a traffic jam on 5th Avenue. Stalled engines, fake accidents. Block the intersections." "Stopping reinforcements," Niko noted, impressed. "Exactly. If Tommy calls for backup, I want them stuck in traffic three blocks away."
Gara stuffed the cash into his pockets, looking like a kid in a candy store. "So, I'm the HR Director for a riot?"
"Think of it as 'Outsourced Chaos'," I corrected. "Go. You have 2 hours."
Scene 5: The Insult
Meanwhile, at "Bella Napoli" Restaurant - Tommy's HQ.
Tommy "The Gut" did not eat pizza. He was currently slicing into a 24-ounce Porterhouse steak, rare. Blood pooled on the white ceramic plate.
His consigliere, a thin man named Vinny, stood nervously by the table.
"He... he fixed the tooth, Boss," Vinny stammered.
Tommy paused, his fork halfway to his mouth. "He killed the dentist?"
"No," Vinny swallowed. "He paid him. Zirconia crown. And then... he sent the bill to your office address."
Clang.
Tommy dropped the fork. It hit the plate with a sound like a gunshot.
He wasn't angry about the money. He wasn't angry about the humiliating defeat of his top asset(Niko) in the warehouse. He was angry about the audacity.
"He sent me the bill?" Tommy whispered. His face, usually red, turned a dangerous shade of purple.
"He's mocking me, Vinny," Tommy said, his voice trembling with rage. "He's not fighting a war. He's treating me like... like a grocery bill. Like I'm just a number he can cross out."
Tommy felt a sensation he hadn't felt in years: Insecurity. This wasn't a gangster trying to take his territory. This was an accountant trying to erase him. It felt cheap. It felt devaluing.
"He thinks he's smart?" Tommy stood up, wiping grease from his mouth with a silk napkin. "He thinks he can calculate me?"
"Call the Union," Tommy ordered.
Vinny's eyes widened. "The Union? Boss, calling all the crews... Block 9, 10, 12... that is expensive. Very expensive."
"I don't care what it costs!" Tommy roared, flipping the heavy oak table. Plates and steak flew across the room. "I don't care about the price tag! I want numbers! I want a human wave! I want to drown this four-eyed accountant in bodies!"
Tommy panted, staring at the mess he had made, his eyes bulging with bloodlust.
"Get everyone," he hissed. "Tonight, we don't just kill him. We butcher him."
End of Chapter 12.
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