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The Distraction of Dribble and Doctrine

  The rhythmic jolting of the carriage was suddenly punctuated by a new, internal sensation.

  INSIDE

  KAELIN’S STOMACH: GURGLE.

  MAMMON: "Ugh. I’m hungry. Do we have any of those travel cakes? Can we just phase one through our stomach? Wait, why do I suddenly want to… chew on leather? And why is my mouth watering?"

  AZRAEL: "An odd and distinctly bestial craving. This is not our hunger."

  A flicker of emotion—not their own—brushed against their shared consciousness. A low-grade psychic signal, broadcast on a frequency of pure instinct. Worry. Tracking. Pack.

  IRIS: "Processing anomalous sensory input. Olfactory memory triggered: damp fur, pine, wild berries. Emotional resonance: protective aggression. Cross-referencing with known entities… Match: Lycos. Hypothesis: The low-level psionic rapport established during cohabitation remains active within an approximate radius. Subject Lycos is in proximity and is projecting strong instinctual drives."

  MAMMON: "THE PUPPY IS HERE?! Tell him to go! They’ll stick him in a cage too!"

  AZRAEL: "His loyalty, while misguided, is a testament to— CEASE THAT! Why are we trying to lick the manacle?!"

  Externally, Kaelin’s tongue had unconsciously darted out to lap at the cold iron, a purely wolf-pup impulse. She snapped her mouth shut, shaking her head.

  IRIS: "The rapport is bidirectional under high emotional stress. We are receiving his sensory focus. He is fixated on the guards'… meat jerky. And their ankles."

  Suddenly, from outside, a cacophony erupted.

  CLANG-BANG-RATTLE-CRASH!

  A guard shouted, “What in the blazes—?!”

  Another yelled, “It’s a damn forest wolf! A scrawny one!”

  “It’s not attacking, it’s just… dancing? And it stole my jerky!”

  “It’s pissing on the supply crate!”

  Chaos. The steady marching footsteps broke into a run. Curses filled the air, mixed with the sound of a small, agile creature yipping and darting between legs.

  MAMMON: "THAT’S OUR BOY! DISTRACTION PROTOCOL: MAXIMUM MENACE VIA BLADDER! GO, LYCOS, GO!"

  AZRAEL: "Such vulgar tactics… but providentially timed! IRIS, status on the guards?"

  IRIS: "Acoustic analysis indicates both flanking guards have broken formation to pursue Subject Lycos. Driver remains preoccupied. Window of opportunity: approximately 47 seconds."

  MAMMON: "LOCKPICKS! NOW! My fingers are tingling back to life!"

  Kaelin’s small hands, calloused from forest training, twisted with an agility that belied her seven years. The lethargy from the manacles was fought back by sheer, tripartite will. A flick of her wrist, and the slender, cold lockpicks from the bracelet were in her fingers.

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  AZRAEL: "Steady. Feel for the pins. My focus grants precision."

  MAMMON: "My focus grants ‘get-us-the-hells-out-of-here’ momentum! FASTER!"

  IRIS: "Left pin… there. Right pin… applying torque. Warning: guard returning in approximately 20 seconds."

  CLICK.

  The manacle on her left wrist sprang open. The right one followed three seconds later. The magical suppression lifted like a fog, sensation flooding back.

  MAMMON: "FREEDOM! Now, let’s kick the door down and—"

  AZRAEL: "No! The element of surprise. The door opens outward. We let them open it."

  Kaelin scrambled back into her previous slumped position, the open manacles hidden beneath her legs, her eyes half-closed. She took a deep, silent breath, centering herself. Her body was a coil of elf-forged muscle and hard-won reflexes, ready to spring.

  The carriage screeched to a halt. Angry voices approached.

  “Stupid beast! Nearly made me trip into the wheels!”

  “Forget it. Just check on the specimen. Make sure the ruckus didn’t rattle it.”

  A key turned in the heavy lock. The carriage door swung open, revealing the helmeted face of one guard, backlit by a lantern. He leaned in, his hand reaching for her limp arm.

  MAMMON: "NOW!"

  It wasn’t a spell. It was pure, Elandril-drilled physics.

  Kaelin’s foot shot up, not at the guard’s face, but at the door itself. The reinforced wood slammed into the guard’s helmet with a satisfying THWONK, stunning him. In the same fluid motion, she was a silver-and-purple blur, launching herself past him.

  She hit the ground in a roll, coming up in a crouch on the dark road. The second guard, turning from his Lycos-directed ire, gaped.

  AZRAEL: "Subdue without lasting harm! Aim for disabling strikes!"

  MAMMON: "Aim for the FUN ZONES!"

  What followed was a masterpiece of contradictory combat. Kaelin flowed toward the second guard with unnatural speed for a child. He swung a club. Azrael guided her into a graceful, twisting dodge. As she passed him, Mammon seized control of her left hand, which shot out in a vicious, decidedly un-graceful poke to the guard’s armpit—a nerve cluster Elandril had once mentioned was “annoying as hell.”

  GUARD: “GYAH! You little—!”

  IRIS: "Target off-balance. Recommend sweeping leg maneuver. Probability of success: 94%."

  Kaelin’s leg hooked around his ankle. He crashed to the ground with a grunt. The first guard, still dazed, stumbled out of the carriage. Kaelin didn’t wait. She snatched the fallen guard’s waterskin and a pouch of jerky from his belt—purely Mammon’s doing.

  MAMMON: "PAYMENT FOR OUR INCONVENIENCE!"

  A joyful, familiar yip sounded from the treeline. Lycos bounded out, tail wagging furiously, a strip of stolen jerky dangling from his jaws.

  AZRAEL: "Reunited! But we must flee! The Crossroads and the airship are too close!"

  IRIS: "Agreed. Suggested course: due north, into the denser Whisperwood. Terrain favors evasion. Calculating route…"

  Kaelin didn’t need the calculation. Her body was already moving, a sprint fueled by elven stamina and desperate hope. “LYCOS! WITH ME!” she shouted, her voice a harmony of command (Azrael), excitement (Mammon), and sheer relief (their own).

  The young wolf fell in beside her, a gray shadow matching her pace. They vanished into the forest’s embrace just as the driver finally climbed down, shouting for reinforcements.

  Under the dark canopy, running side-by-side with her psionically-linked wolf, Kaelin allowed herself a breathless, tripartite moment of triumph.

  MAMMON: "HA! Suck on that, helmet-heads! Team ‘Chaos and Cuddles’ is back in business!"

  AZRAEL: "A crude appellation, but… the coordination was marginally effective. IRIS, your timing was… adequate."

  IRIS: "Adequacy logged. Also noting: Subject Lycos’s distraction, while biologically repulsive, increased escape probability by 62%. Proposal: designate him ‘Tactical Asset: Fuzzy Diversion’.

  KAELIN (EXTERNALLY, GASPING BETWEEN GRINS): "You… are the best… bad wolf… ever."

  Lycos nudged her hand with his wet nose, projecting a simple, warm feeling of Pack-Safe-Home.

  They weren’t safe. They were hunted, far from home, with an unknown “Foundry” seeking them. But they were free. They were together. And they had just pulled off their first jailbreak with a wolf who weaponized bodily fluids.

  The Fortress had its first victory. And its first, very fuzzy, knight.

  [CHAPTER END]

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