Ray didn’t rush the doors.
He’d seen enough dungeons, even in this short, miserable slice of his life, to know that anything with proper stonework and carved patterns wasn’t there for decoration. The thrum he’d felt through the floor hadn’t gone away either. It sat under everything now, subtle and constant, like the place had its own pulse and didn’t appreciate being ignored. He stood in the corridor for a long moment, daggers low, head turned slightly as he listened, then backed away from the arch without taking his eyes off it.
His ribs weren’t healed. His forearm still stung. His mana was not infinite, and neither was his luck, no matter how much he pretended it was just a number you could insult. Walking into a boss room because he felt impatient would be a good way to become part of the décor.
“Alright,” he muttered, mostly to himself. “We do it properly.”
He turned away from the doors and headed back down the corridor at a measured pace, picking a stretch with clean lines and enough space to move without backing into an alcove. He set his pack down against the wall, rolled his shoulders, and started doing training drills.
Nothing fancy or heroic, just small, practical motions. A step forward, pivot, step back, blade hand switching position so his wrists didn’t lock up. A low stab line, then reset. A tight turn that kept his shoulders square and his elbows in. He repeated it until the ache in his ribs stopped being a warning and became background noise. He didn’t have the luxury of waiting for his body to feel good. He had to make it work while it felt bad.
The usual clicking sound crept ever closer through the narrow caverns. Ray didn’t move to meet them yet. He let the sound come into range, measured the rhythm, and only then shifted his weight and picked up his daggers.
The first crab pack was small. Two stoneclaws and a skitterback, the sort of mix that loved ankles and hated dignity. Ray didn’t bother talking to them. He stepped in, tapped a joint, and used the second crab’s rush to mask his angle change. When the skitterback tried to slide sideways, Ray was already there, blade driving under the seam without needing Crimson Crescent. It went quick and clean, and he finished the last stoneclaw with a short thrust before his breathing could spike.
He harvested fast, it had become a habit at this point, then went right back to his drills.
It wasn’t glamorous, but it worked.
Ray was already getting used to the attack patterns by this point. There seemed to be very few variations to the crabs in this dungeon. Why couldn’t there be anything else? He wasn’t wasting motion. He wasn’t drifting backwards without realising it. He kept the corridor centre line like it belonged to him.
The next pack got in the way of his confidence.
A rustshell came first, shell angled defensive, pincers high. A skitterback followed low and wide, and behind them a stoneclaw with that sharper stance Ray recognised now. An elite. Thicker armour, faster movement and a controlled stance.
Ray exhaled once, slow and controlled, then stepped forward.
The skitterback darted for his boot. Ray lifted his foot just enough to let the pincer snap through air, then stamped down on the crab’s leg cluster hard enough to force it to lurch. The rustshell shifted immediately, trying to fill the space and box him in. Ray didn’t give it the angle. He pivoted off his front foot and slid around the rustshell’s shell line, forcing it to turn and exposing the rear joint.
The elite stoneclaw saw the opening and lunged for his dagger hand.
Ray felt it, more than saw it, the slight change in air, the intent in the movement. His grip tightened and he twisted his wrist inward, not yanking back, just changing the shape of his hand so the grab found less purchase. The elite’s pincer snapped shut on the edge of the handle instead of the grip, and Ray used the moment to drive his other dagger down into its hinge.
The blade bit, but the elite didn’t fall. It fought the way the miniboss’ support crabs had fought, stubborn and coordinated, and Ray felt the rustshell press in again, trying to take his space while he dealt with the disarm attempt.
He didn’t let it.
He stepped into the pressure instead of away from it, shoulder tight to the rustshell’s shell without letting himself get pinned. His ribs screamed at the contact. He ignored them. He shoved off the crab’s armour with his forearm, created a sliver of room, and used it to drag the elite’s pincer line across his body rather than letting it clamp straight. The motion cost him, a scrape along his sleeve, a sting along skin, but it kept his dagger in his hand.
The skitterback recovered and snapped low again.
Ray made a choice.
He pushed intent through one blade only, a controlled trigger that lit the edge in dull red for a heartbeat. Not a wide arc. Not a show. Just enough to cut what normal steel struggled with when things got messy. He swept a tight crescent across the elite’s hinge and felt the shell split clean. The crab’s leg collapsed, and its body hit stone with a wet clack.
The mana drain hit his forearm and shoulder like a dull heaviness. Manageable. Still something to respect.
Ray didn’t chase the feeling. He pivoted straight into the rustshell’s rear joint and punched his dagger in deep, ending the big one before it could grab. The skitterback tried to flee. Ray stepped after it and finished it with a stab under-shell.
Silence returned, thin and temporary, and Ray stood there breathing through his ribs.
He’d won. He’d kept both daggers. He’d used Crimson Crescent once, exactly when it mattered. He hadn’t panicked. His breathing steadied. His grip didn’t shake.
He wiped his blade, then rolled his wrist and felt the soreness in the tendon where the elite had tried to wrench him. It wasn’t serious, but it was a warning. He flexed his wrist and kept going.
A brief flicker appeared in the air, simple and blunt, like a nod from the universe itself.
[Training Reward: Dexterity +1 (Base)]
Ray stared at it.
Then he snorted. “Good. About time I got paid for being stubborn.”
No response. Arkus Gaia stayed quiet, conserving itself, leaving Ray alone with his own breathing and the quiet satisfaction of knowing he’d earned something real without a level-up doing it for him.
He didn’t linger. He drilled again. Three minutes. Five. Ten. Enough that his muscles learned the movement even while his ribs complained. Enough that his hands stopped trembling when he breathed too deep.
The next fights came quicker, like the dungeon had decided he was settling in and didn’t like it.
Ray dealt with them faster.
A stoneclaw and a rustshell went down without needing Crimson Crescent. A skitterback pack tried to clip his ankles, and he kept the centre line and forced them into each other. An elite went for his weapon hand, and Ray let it commit before he broke the hinge and ended it.
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He didn’t enjoy it. He didn’t smile through it.
He was getting good at it.
By the time he felt that familiar loosening in his chest, the pressure easing like a knot untying, he already knew what was coming. He’d felt it before. The shift in his body, the way the world suddenly seemed fractionally more manageable.
[Ding! Congratulations, you have reached Level 17.]
[Current unallocated stat points: 10]
Ray stared at the message for a heartbeat, then exhaled slowly.
“Good,” he said quietly. It wasn’t joy or relief. It was progress.
He stepped back into his chosen corridor stretch and forced himself to breathe until his pulse slowed. He moved back to his alcove where he could allocate his points in safety. Knowing he was going to be facing a boss soon, he allocated his points split between Strength and Body. He felt as though it may end up being important.
When the points hit, it didn’t feel like power. It felt like his body tightening its bolts.
Ray rolled his shoulders. They felt bulkier than before. He checked his health status.
He decided to settle down for a night and chugged one of his few remaining health potions. He would combat the dungeon in the morning.
Ray didn’t like burning through potions, but he liked the alternative even less. He sat with his back to the stone, listened to the dungeon’s distant clicking fade into background noise, and let the warmth from the Crabstone Idol soak into the cramped space. The potion didn’t fix everything. It didn’t undo bruised ribs or the lingering ache in his wrist, but the sharp edge of the pain dulled and his breathing stopped feeling like a negotiation.
Once the worst of the sting settled, hunger crept back in like it had been waiting its turn. Ray stared at the little stone crab in his palm, warm and smug, then at the shell plate he’d been using as a pan. “Alright,” he muttered. “You and me again.” He set the idol on the flattest patch of stone, fed it a measured trickle of mana, and watched the heat build steady and clean. No flame, no smoke, no light. It still felt like cheating.
He didn’t just cook this time. He tested. A little more mana, then less, watching how quickly the shell plate responded. He tried to hold it at a simmer, then nudged it up, then eased it back down again until he could feel the difference without touching the plate. He cut the crab meat smaller, cooked one piece fast, another slower, then held one over the edge to let the heat taper instead of blasting it. It was trial and error, and it was stupidly satisfying in the same way training drills were. Small control. Real control.
The spices from the chest came out next. Salt and pepper first, safe and boring. He hesitated over the coriander again, scowled, and shoved it aside with two fingers like it had personally offended him. He tried a heavier pinch of pepper, then less, then balanced it with salt until the bite stopped tasting like “sea” and started tasting like food. When he finally took a mouthful, it was better than yesterday. Cleaner. Less rubbery. The warmth hit his stomach and the tension in his shoulders eased a fraction, the kind of relief that didn’t need to be dramatic to matter.
A flicker of text appeared in the air.
[Skill Increased: Seafood Cooking has reached Level 2.]
[Training Reward: Intelligence +1 (Base)]
Ray froze mid-chew. He stared at the words, then looked down at the shell plate like it had betrayed him. “You’re telling me,” he said quietly, “that I get smarter by cooking crab.” He waited for Arkus Gaia to answer out of habit, then remembered the silence. No voice. No commentary. Just the dungeon and a tiny stone crab giving him heat like it had all night to sit there and be helpful.
He huffed a laugh, finished the bite, and leaned back against the stone. The warmth lingered. The food sat heavy in a good way. He cleaned the shell plate, set the idol aside, and arranged his pack and daggers the way he liked them, close enough to grab without thinking. He slept in short stretches, half-waking at every distant click, but when morning finally came it was the closest thing to rest he’d had in days.
When he woke properly, his ribs still ached, but the pain had shifted from sharp to dull. His wrist felt steadier. He ate what was left, fed the Crabstone Idol just enough to take the chill out of the recess, then packed it all away with a quiet, deliberate calm.
Boss day.
He picked up his pack and walked back towards the carved doors.
The closer he got, the stronger the thrum became. The air cooled. The salt-metal tang sharpened. Even the crab tracks thinned out, as if the lesser creatures avoided the area unless they were being ordered forward. The stone underfoot looked older here, the grooves more deliberate, the cracks in the walls tracing faint patterns that didn’t belong to random erosion.
Ray stopped a few paces from the doors and flexed his fingers once. His ribs still ached. His forearm still tugged. His breathing still wasn’t perfect.
It was good enough.
He adjusted his grip on the daggers, then muttered, “If this is another crab with a bigger shell, I’m filing a complaint.”
No answer. Just the dungeon’s steady thrum and the slow grind of stone waiting to be opened. Ray stepped forward and pushed.
The doors gave way with a low grind that carried through the stone. Cold air rolled out, sharp with salt and that metallic tang that stuck to the back of Ray’s throat. He stepped through and the space opened into a broad chamber carved cleaner than the corridors behind him, the floor scored with shallow grooves forming circles within circles from repeated turns.
Crabs waited along the edges. Not scattered. Positioned. Stoneclaws in low stances, rustshells angled like shields, pincers held ready but still. Ray’s gaze swept across them and his stomach tightened, because none of them clicked the way normal prey did. They were quiet. Watching. Like they’d been told what to do and were waiting for the show to start.
Then Ray noticed the centre.
There was a raised mound of shell and broken stone, piled into something that looked uncomfortably like a nest. A bed. The grooves in the floor made more sense now; something heavy had been dragged in circles around it like it owned the place. A few smaller crabs clustered near the mound, moving in a slow, repetitive rhythm that made Ray squint.
He blinked once.
“Is that…” he murmured, taking a careful step forward. “Are the crabs fanning a lobster?”
One of the smaller crabs lifted a shell plate and waved it back and forth like it was trying to create a breeze. Another clicked in a steady tempo, almost ceremonial. Ray stared harder, because his brain kept refusing to accept what his eyes were offering.
“It’s made its own bed,” he whispered, equal parts horrified and offended. He tried to look it in it’s ridiculous eyes… it looked a little like Larry the Lobster from Spongebob… except it had a tiny crown… “Really?” Ray said.
Something shifted on the mound. A long armoured body rose out of the shadowed centre, segmented and ridged, spined along the back. It turned slowly, claws opening with a heavy, deliberate flex that sounded like stone cracking. When it angled enough for the shape to become obvious, Ray’s brain stopped trying to call it a crab.
A lobster.
A giant southern rock lobster, thick shell and brutal claws, antennae lifting like it was tasting the air. Ray couldn’t get a handle on the ridiculousness of the situation. This beast was trying to be intimidating but all he could see was stupidity.
Perched between the base of its antennae, was the tiny golden crown, absurdly small against that massive armoured head, sitting there like someone had placed it on as a joke… like the lobster had found it in a pile of trash, thinking it was king shit.
Ray stared at the crown. Then at the crabs. Then back at the crown.
“You have got to be kidding me.”
He pushed a thread of intent through Identify because if he didn’t get a System confirmation he was going to start believing he’d lost it.
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Identify: Southern Rocklobster King (Boss)
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Level: 26
Rank: F
Tag: Dungeon Boss Variant
A protector of crabs. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
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Ray stared at the last line, then at the crown again.
“…Why would a lobster be leading the crabs?” he muttered.
The Southern Rocklobster King lifted one claw, slow and deliberate, and the crabs around the room shifted as one. The shell-fanning stopped. Every pincer angled towards Ray.
Ray’s grip tightened around his daggers.
“Well,” he said quietly, humour thinning into focus, “that’s just rude.”

