Cooro/Toby here to tell you how much more enjoyable sex was with those slaves than it was when I was practicing many times with them on a computer game. Out of all of them I think I liked the demi-human the most since she trembled the most when I was gentle with her. While Lucita was passed out on the bed through my tingling skill making her climax like a man, I prepared to enter the Dream World.

  The Dream World: a DLC in the game where instead of just going to the next day you get to experience some new kind of event as a completely different character and if you succeed you get a new skill at the end.

  To enter the Dream World I had to write ‘Maerd’ seven times on a mirror with my finger after blowing a screen of foggy condensation on it. After that I had to stare deeply into the mirror until the words disappeared along with the white screen and keep staring until I could almost see my maroon eyes twinkle.

  And then–I fell asleep beside the sleeping body of head maid Lucita. I slept which in this case is entering the Dream World as quickly as if I ejaculated before falling asleep. The Dream World was like the bridge of Ascard in those Thor movies; a solid gold helix bridge sparkling from light shining down on it even though the area around it was complete darkness. As I walked pedestals of people, animals, humanoids, monsters and even droids appeared themselves floating above the pedestal(s).

  Time for me to be like Lucy from I Love Lucy and have some “Explainging to Do!”. After the game Rainbow Ashes was released for all to play, they needed to include download content. But how do you add download content? Well, for every 8.29 you send they’ll let you play a game with similar mechanics but a story around a different character…every time your character is in their sleep intermission. Creators just got to make any short game they wanted and for completing it the player gets a skill.

  I stood near a hologram of a young boy no older than nine with silver hair and green eyes. His name was Lis Tolope. He was born in a noble family but almost immediately they send him to an orphanage because he was an earth mana user instead of their traditional light and dark. Lis spent his whole life believing his parents either died or wanted him to be safe until the day seven year old little shit tripped him breaking a button on the instead of his pants helping him recollect the night his parents abandoned him. After remembering he went to their house to check on them finding they had six children living with them–made their abandonment of him twice as hurtful.

  After feeling a little sad for himself, he decided the best way he was going to get back was to tear down their mansion. First thing I did after entering the game playing as Lis was find a side quest that had me helping an old woman moving bundles of hay in exchange for a few XP and a rubber band. Once I had the rubber band I gathered all the sticks I could gather; I made a crack on the bottom of a few sticks before thrusting the tip into the shaft.

  When I was done I had six sticks trying to make a spear but only made a U if it had a furled lip. With the rubberband I held I stretched it over one limb put a stick near the other limb and wrapped the rubberband around the conjoined sticks. I stuck a few more sticks in the limb with the elastic band around it before stretching the other side towards the second limb of the u-spear. When I was done I had a U made of sticks I could be proud of.

  And now–I had to find a hydra.

  The directions are North goblins ‘n’ orcs, West skeletons and minotaurs, South lizardman and wyverns. The East was where I trekked because it had a swamp a hydra dwells in. Kill the hydra the right way and it had to be an experience farm.

  Avoiding all the smaller monsters I made my way to the hydra’s boss room. The cutscene I couldn’t skill was me walking into a seemingly deserted marsh with a ground of muddy brown and mossy green–a quiet place the creator of Pokemon would like to visit for bug collection. Suddenly, a five headed hydra ducking under the long grass around the marsh rose to confront me.

  Yep, it as a menacing looking Greek monster. I stood there and watched like a puppy seeing the moon for the first time; it reared back its five heads ready to lunge.

  Right when it lunged I shoved my two prong stick stuffed with more sticks into its five mouths!

  Snakes have a very slow metabolism, they can live off one mouse longer than any mammal can and right now that was a problem since this hydra spews poison instead of acid–my sticks wedged in its mouth(s) were shifting the smoke only meant to be exhaled all over its body.

  Ergo, the gland that produces the poison gas was renewing the poison moved away with more poison building up inside its body. Although hydra’s are immune to poison they can suffocate like any other creature. Every few minutes a head would die and a minute later come back to life with sticks lodged in its mouth–since the myth is if you cut off the head of a hydra two more would take its place; no one knew what do do in a game where people were casting fireballs or ice spells so the creators decided to have when a head dies it will be immobile but eventually come back.

  But since the heads kept being immobile the game counted it as a defeat giving me One thousand seven hundred ‘n’ fifty-six EXP, but with the hydra heads keep coming back the EXP kept coming.

  In Layman’s terms: this cheat was the fastest way to reach max level–level 100 in just eighteen minutes.

  I released my grip on the makeshift wooden but surprisingly sturdy spear keeping to the side of the hydra. Opening my stat screen I found 400 unused stat points in them. I just relinquished 100 to raise my Strength and Luck to the max level. Afterwards, I used the remaining 213 points to raise Agility, Mentality and Equipment Load to 80. With that done I cocked my hands, pulled it back and just punched the hydra as hard as I could.

  I did a lot of damage but unarmed I couldn’t oneshot it. I picked up a twig and slashed it into the hydra finishing it off. If I met a few NPC’s before coming here a cutscene would happen and I be taken into a town where people would thank me for taking down the big boss on the East side of the continent and then I’d see how my father was discovering about this; his reaction varying depending on how many times I taken out the boss. But all I got was a body I used Storage to keep.

  And now–I was going right to the castle to confront my father. I approached a knight cladded in black armor holding a spear. He held it out defensively when he noticed my approach. If I completed more missions he’d be gone–though I needed him to be here.

  “Your not allowed–”

  Using my close to max Agility stat I approached him like lightning raining down delivering a strong punch to his gut. He went down and I immediately stripped him of his armor and weapon. This wasn’t to disguise myself–you have to be doing a mission before doing any espionage stuff–just simply needed some equipment and weapon before facing my father.

  He wasn’t the only guard standing between me and him, but like a good speedrunner I dashed past them only thinking about the main boss.

  There he was ensconced in his throne like the demon king he was at heart. He had smooth white hair that resembled a ball, Indigo colored eyes, black armor with jutting spikes near the calf area, and a pendant of a lion surrounded in an aura bubble with a few clouds of dark etched in surrounded by female lions bowing to him.

  I looked him right in the eyes, his expression stolid as stone staring back at me.

  “Helo father. I’m the son you and mom didn’t want so you dropped me off at an orphanage thinking I wouldn’t find out. Guess what; I did.”

  Following the story missions in this Dream World he would yell at me about how my journeys have impacted his once thriving business before I was given the option to tell him I was his son–the last conversation I’d have with this character pretending I wasn’t Toby Sampson.

  He stood up and faced me. “You should’ve stayed in that unruly place living to follow the plebians around you. I’ve nearly forgotten you live you couldn’t remember me until now. Knowing you–an earth aptitude son in a dark and light aptitude family–are now aware of your bloodline…” A long sword forged in black iron appeared in hand. He held it in my direction. “You must be culled immediately.”

  Like that the boss fight started with him leaping in the air arcing his blade down like a katana samurai in a Chinse action movie–like Gantz if you’ve watched it. Speaking of media, whenever someone isekais they know how to fight after only a little bit of training. Not this guy. When I was alive I got into altercations leading to punching and kicking when I was younger but after a stern lecture from my father about actions having more severe consequences when you're no longer a minor, I learned to just walk/powerwalk away from anyone with a problem with me.

  So yeah, I can’t outmatch him in punching but fighting him over five times in my previous life and high agility helped me raise my arms together to make an X shielding me from his attack. I blocked one strike but he continued slashing his blade at me while I backed away blocking with my armored vambrace. If I deal damage lowering him to ? his health he starts to use teleportation ability and if I deal damage to him at ? his max he fires black holes that stick to me and deal damage to me.

  The key to any boss fight is to lead them, making them think they're leading you and time your blows so they deal the most damage. I was leading him towards the wall when my back was pressed against the wall; I slammed my metal hand against it!

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  With my Strength and Luck plus knowing from experience where the weakest spot on the wall was I caused the ceiling to shower dirt down–soon the whole roof collapsed burying my in-game bastard of a father below it. No boss could survive a roof collapsing. Besides; the two skills cards appeared before my eyes indicating he was defeated.

  The first card was the unique skill Teleport. It had an EX on the left side short for Expert which in this game was the highest rarity of skill, a 5 stars out of 5 in enhancement. It had a dark bald guy with noodle arms all over the four corners of the card and a few speckles showing he used to be standing in the middle. Next to it was Dark Magic Eptitude 4–pretty much skilling 1 through 3.

  With two cards now in my possession I walked through a blue dark with a trippy blue light showing it was a traversing gate. Walking through I awaited to see what a night after making five girls climax without really using my penis and letting one stick it in would give me.

  Knight’s Pov

  Never before had any kid gotten the punch on the gate guard even when he was that boy’s age. He managed to recover feeling an earthquake followed by a sound like many female lions mourning the loss of their mate.

  Making his way back to the kings’ throne room he found the door blockade with rubble where it should be. He was about to run around calling for the king when a gauntlet clutched his shoulder.

  “As the king I’m furious with the one who destroyed my throne room and my roof over it, but as his father he’s made me so proud.”

  The knight swerved around facing the king. With the dilapidation in his favorite room he assumed the worst. He in a moment of panic also forgot he could teleport. His face was covered in dirt and he had rocks on his shoulder pads and hair but he seemed fine…in fact he was smiling a little. His eyes glistened with his lips pursed enough to make a small hole. Whatever reprieve he was going through soon ended replacing that look with his usual ecclesiastes.

  “Gather my high mages. We are going to recreate that portal he went through and find him by any means necessary!”

  Cooro’s Pov

  I awake with the strange feeling what happens in the game wasn’t what will happen this morning. It all started when I heard everyone yelling in different rooms; all males yet some were screaming like they got their prom dress ruined on the night of the prom. It was hard to know what happened to them since they weren’t supposed to even be in this world, but from how it sounds they were likely robbed.

  Shit, if they were robbed what if I’ve also been robbed. My eyes flitted to the desk where I left my clothes–everything else put in storage–and found a note lying on it. If someone writes you a not you should read it; unlike random text messages from people on your phone that are basically fraudsters trying to access your bank statements.

  The note was from one of the maids–very good cursive handwriting where I struggle with basic writing.

  Dear Master…Sorry I Never Learned Your name

  The night spent with you all six of us can admit was the best of our lives. You have reached our max curiosity and to learn more first we have to be as strong as you. So we are removing our maid clothes and using money from the careless, sexually inept to buy proper gear to be adventurers.

  Till we meet again with your hands around our wait–your voice whispering in our ears,

  Lucita and the rest of the girls.

  This wasn’t supposed to be what they do after satisfying all of them in a night of passion. I was supposed to be crowded by them in the breakfast room being served by all of them a multitude of different dishes.

  I put on my clothes and leaned against the door frame to my room.

  “Hey guys!” I called. “Those sneaky bitches stole my money. Im’ going to go out and look for them.”

  That’s what I said, but really I used my Teleport skill to go back to the world of Rainbow Ashes. I arrived right in front of the wall concealing downward stars to the Dexterity seed. It used to cost 40 MP just to use the skill, but since my Rank/Eptitude for the magic is 4 the cost was divided by 4 making me only have to use 10 MP out of the 21 my first level self had–that means I can use it once more before nearly depleting my MP in the game I could only teleport in the front of the dungeon.

  The skill has many different elements to it left as a trap for opponents. Water leaves a slippery puddle, fire a big ball burns whoever is near it, earth a lingering boulder and wind a gust that takes them back. Dark teleport is not very useful in combat but it can be used to go anywhere no matter where you are. That being the case, why not use it to keep resetting the door that leads to the Dexterity seed and then return where you were before.

  After entering the code, taking the seed and walking back up to close the door…I teleported myself back to the entrance to the weapon shop I got my coins and shield. It was the place I knew closest to the school. I can’t remember if school started on the 1st or 4th of September–either way I was going to practice my Teleport skill. Before doing that I decided to sell my shield back since I had a golem card and could go back to the Synthesizer whenever I want–arrive a block away from his shop and knock so I didn’t give the old man a heart attack.

  “Welcome.” The cashier greeted when I opened the door. She blinked in confusion when she saw my face; not because my hair was disheveled and my eyes had bags under them. “Back so soon? Have you decided to buy a weapon?”

  “No.” I simply replied dragging out my explanation as I marched to the front of the counter. To her surprise and probably astonishment I pulled out a shield from my storage space. “I’d like to sell this back to you for seventy percent of what I paid for it.”

  She probably had something in her throat stopping her from making a comment about it. In the end she just clicked on her cash register and took out the golden slabs that equal seventy percent of the shields’ value. She picked it up and examined it carefully.

  “You washed it.”

  “Didn’t want the staff here to have to do it instead.”

  She passed a button–a coin opening up the cash register. She took out a gold coin with a red circle taking up most of its radius.

  “Take it. Is that everything?”

  “Yes, thank you.”

  She used her merchant skill to scan/appraise me finding only the coin bags I bought yesterday. Since she didn’t find any new equipment she didn’t have a reason not to let me have the coin. With the coin safely in my pocket I walked out the store; immediately tossed it into my storage space along with the second coin.

  And now–I was making my way to school.

  From the big crowd of students it was safe to say the 1st of September was the day classes started. There were over a thousand NPC’s outside above mingling or murmuring like they were talking about important stuff when really they were just giving the entrance an ambience for the cutscene where where the protagonist meets his first love interest, Hajidere Sakura.

  Since the school uniforms–teal green with gold badge above everyone’s right breast–could hide equipment except after when the sun reflects their shadows, she would be wearing it with a white-black checkered skirt constantly being lifted up because she’s the tsudere of the love interests–and miraculously no matter how much wind buffets the battle field or how high she jumps her panties never show during combat.

  I didn’t try to find her. I just marched through the flurry of students trekking everywhere to reach the classroom door. Only when I finally reach the door will I be able to teleport there. So far no one stood out and they weren’t making it easy standing around everywhere. Despite all this I made it to the classroom.

  To my surprise, I walked inside seeing a boy already waiting inside. A tall boy with sheep wool looking blue hair, one fringe covering his left eye while the other shinned a thin spectrum of amber in my eye with how intensely he was staring at me. I didn’t recognize him and that made me nervous about talking to him.

  I turned around to leave but he spoke to me. “Cooro Rippel.”

  That made me flinch. Being someone whose played this game dozens of times with three perfect achievements on the first day there shouldn’t be much to make me flinch. I turned around to give the guy my attention.

  “Do I know you?”

  He shook his head. Next thing I knew he was reaching his hand over a chair and turning it around. The chair was now facing the chair behind it with a chair behind it.

  “Sit down. We have much to discuss.”

  My stranger danger tingling in the back of my skull was warning me to just turn around and run–not to teleport because I only had 7 out of 10 MP for that. Like a stripper who had sex with a man she didn’t like but needed the money I sat down on the chair.

  Only thing I could think of was to say “How are you doing?”, but that generic response you’d see in the text of a dating site conversation was stuck in my throat. Something about the golden hue in his amber eyes just made me keep quiet.

  “Do you know anyone named Lucita Perkman?” I shook my head. “You should–she’s pregnant with your child.”

  It felt like hot tea water was poured in my ears and down my throat. “I haven’t really put my penis in anyone’s womb long enough for them to get pregnant, and the only Lucita I know pegged me instead of doing any missionary.”

  “She told me you’d say something like that. And she said–”

  Before he finished he slashed a vertical swing with a scythe materialized from his own Storage. It took me completely by surprise–I wish I synthesized the golem card like I said I would and now I was most likely dead.

  I saw rectangular screens showing black-and-white pictures of some moments I had before ending up this way; me arriving at school, the night I got pegged by Lucita, turning O-Ha from a wolf into a fox and many more.

  All it ended with a vision of darkness…shortly followed to my eyes adjusted to the mirror seeing Cooro’s reflection looking back at me.

  Short Breather

  The blue haired stranger stared into the vacant eyes of Cooro Rippel. Right now he was experiencing a new game slot–a place for games with daily log in rewards and players constantly getting on them to fix mistakes and earn points or in Fire Emblem awakening protect a merchant on a map for a skill you–you can also it it in cam sites that give points for a few minutes online sex with a pretty girl.

  While the Toby Sampson had left the vessel of Cooro Rippel, he could be possessed by another soul….i.e me; the writer.

  That’s right I’m possessing this NPC’s body to speak my own thoughts instead of letting the MC speak it for me. Toby might’ve been written to break the fourth wall, but he wasn’t the one writing the crazy stuff happening–and for only one person to be doing it a break was needed.

  I stared at my own character, Nautilus O Shawn, and let him question his role.

  “Do I tell him now he’s my father? What about the mission I’m trying to coerce him to do defeating the remaining six deadly sins before the end of September? I though they couldn’t really die unless killed by the true protagionists.”

  Speaking about them, they were making their way to the school right now. They assembled the main characters in Fire Emblem Engage with their fiery hair one reaching down his head like spider webs and the other long with a large mold covering her forehead. The made had gray eyes while the female had violet. Their attire was the usual school uniform but the male had a shadow of a cape while the female had a scarf.

  They were just sauntering into school to start their lives as main characters when a student ran right towards them followed by a two-headed hyena.

  “Someone help! My pet has turned feral from my experiment!”

  To explain better–there are ways to practically raise a tamed monsters rank by feeding it a magic stone. However, making one with cheap stones and dilutions can corrupt the stone making the animal become feral.

  As the hyena corrupted by the stone chased the screaming naive tamer towards the two MC’s, they got in to their fighting stance. Together, they karate chopped the hyena right between its eyebrows! After impact, it collapsed on the floor.

  The male checked its breathing while the female gave a stern lecture to the boy who almost caused an accident to happen on a poor student. The hyena just knocked out and the boy shamelessly admitting his mistake was enough to get them moving again.

  The side creating a tunnel gap for them of teens murmuring what they saw soon followed to the god of this world–the writer–this was a chance for him to try something different with the background protagonists.