So how does Yv fix a wandering forest?

  “Do I look like a rabbit? Ask her!” I didn't like that answer so I dropped the rebellious goddess. “Hey! Wait! I apologize!”

  “You’re such a goddess tamer, Deca. How about you tame me tonight?”

  Whoa…

  “Go get her, Agnis!”

  Really Yv?

  “Hey! I said that... I apologize!” I went back to pick up the rebellious goddess… “Ugh, my new clothes are… not dirty? Interesting. But… I can only aid the rabbits when they do what they do.”

  So what do you do Yv?

  “I don’t know. I never did my role before, nor learned how to do it. I was hoping Bellia knew…”

  You see, Yv has a good excuse for not knowing. What is your excuse?

  “I…uhmm… am a goddess?”

  The 3 of us nodded as that was a good excuse.

  “You guys are so rude…”

  “Bellia, where is the forest now, then? It must not be where Agnis thinks it is if it’s moving.”

  “It’s getting close to Xet.” Bellia said as she pointed into a direction far from Xet.

  That stinky city? Good let the forest take it!

  “Have you been there before Agnis?”

  I had noticed this before, but Yv’s ears move funnily when she’s talking to me. Is she trying to make sure I don’t do something risky in the background?

  Uhh it’s where I bought the blue Scoville Nightmares and bought some elf friends from getting sold into slavery. It was a very expensive day.

  “They’re what?! They’re selling my cute elves as slaves! Agnis speed up! A city needs to be destroyed!”

  Ooh! We finally agree! But let's first buy up all the Scoville Nightmares!

  “Don’t bother, I’m the goddess of nature remember? I can grow them for you.”

  Quickly getting into my top 3 favorite goddesses!

  “Yes praise me more!” Bellia said, as she grew an enormous amount of Blue Scoville Nightmares and dumped them in the portal I made to my dimensional pocket.

  Such a brat…

  “I heard that!”

  “Now now, calm down Bellia. Now I’m interested, what are your top 3 of goddesses?!” Giana asked with an expression I couldnt place.

  I might have talked myself into a corner. This might not have been a great idea to bring this up in front of my partner.

  Uhm. first is Giana, the goddess of sexy bodies, then there is Nilah, my goddess of victory and then there is Bellia, the goddess of brats.

  Divine energy spiked in my tail, so I dropped the source. “Hey stop dropping me!”

  “Oh, you really think that, Deca? I’m honored.” Charm magic spiked in another tail so I dropped the source.

  I looked at Yv who looked at the 2 that just had been dropped.

  Wanna get dropped too?

  She shook her head and I retrieved the protesting troublemakers.

  “Deca, you’re so toxic.”

  The charm didn’t disappear completely, but that was fine for now. Might need that when Zack appears. She can charm him and then it's 3 tailed beasts and 2 gods against tomato bitch hahaha that will be the day she will be made into tomato paste!

  I sped up, as I couldn’t wait to destroy a city and to put tomato goddess in the ground.

  “Hey, Deca, where is Nilah by the way?”

  I pointed at the 9 swords following me.

  “Huh, why didn’t I notice them?”

  They’re a part me… just like Nilah so they can do what I can, some things even better.

  Bellia gulped and rubbed her neck.

  “Has she accepted me now?” Giana said as she poked a floating sword.

  Yeah, you were too distressed to notice, but she helped me to soothe you.

  “That’s good to know.”

  Stinky city came in sight and the edge had already been overgrown by the forest.

  So you two fix the forest and Giana and I destroy the city?

  “It was my idea to destroy the city!” Belia said as she jumped out of my tail.

  But you’re the goddess of nature… you should go do nature things…

  “Yes! That means that I can do things like this!” Vines bound us and abducted Yv. “I will take the rabbit to help me! I have left a present for you, vixen.”

  Giana was acting strange and holding her abdomen. “Deca, I feel strange… yet good.” She dropped to the ground, her charm magic reacted and reached new heights.

  Bellia! You brat! What did you do!

  “Haha! I’m also the goddess of fertility! Although you’re annoying, we need more of you! Have fun!” She said as she waved and disappeared with Yv.

  “The warm swirling feeling won’t stop!” countless sensual voices said, slowly drawing me in.

  Ok listen Deca, I deeply care for you, but now is not the time!

  “I…can hold it back.”

  Bellia had created a monster. It’s a good thing this monster is on my side. Giana crouched down and calmed herself.

  Are you alright?

  “Yes…although I appreciate the boost in charm magic… shall we prank that goddess?”

  But how? She is doing work so we don’t have to do anything.

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  “She doesn’t like being seen as a kid right? How about…”

  Bellia was coaching Yv and they were slowly getting the forest to move back. Giana was carefully watching for a moment where we could strike, but my thoughts were somewhere else.

  She is working hard to become strong, yes but… most of it comes from outside. It is similar to that shitty novel but less shitty. Everything in the world seems to move to make her stronger, and she doesn’t have to do much for it. As if… she is the protagonist of the world. She even has a tragic backstory.

  Giana just came out of a situation where her charm magic was inadequate, and here it is; a free boost to her charm magic. I need to find a less shitty novel to get some advice.

  I had finished the other one. In the end, the hero defeated the demon king, but the demon king had a daughter. He fell in love with the daughter of the demon king, married her and ditched everyone in his harem. A shitty ending to a shitty novel.

  Bellia was ready to destroy the stinky city. She sent some enormous carnivorous plants at the city, but we turned them into big pacifiers.

  She ignored it and had nature take over the city. She wanted Yv to push the forest back so she could have her jungle take over? What a weirdo. Her jungle changed into toddler toys.

  “Where are they!?” Her voice got carried on divine energy and she seemed pissed.

  “Deca, she’s coming for us, are you ready?”

  Yeah!

  Bellia flew at us, nailed a headshot with my [Illusionary Dagger] and turned her into an infant after which Giana picked her up.

  “Aww, look Deca, we have a baby!”

  Let’s raise her to be a bit better behaved.

  The baby was giving a lot of divine energy and the illusion started cracking.

  Deca I think I’m not overpowered enough to do this on gods.

  I grabbed Giana and dove away as the illusion shattered and a more mature Bellia appeared. She did that when she fought tomato goddess years ago, surely she won’t kill us, right?

  Look how fast they grow up, Deca! It feels like she was a baby just a minute ago!

  “I’m such a proud mother!”

  “Alright… I’ve had enough of you pranksters, so you can choose. The male gets immobilized due to my sending the vixen’s fertility through the roof, or you spend a month in a special cage.

  Can we choose option C, where you listen to your parents and behave?

  “It seems the vixen gets some fun. I hope you aren’t tired from running because you might have to run some more.”

  An explosion went off next to me; a pink explosion.

  Hey… Bellia, you’re not trying to turn her into a goddess of charm magic, right? She has a double charm affinity…

  “Oh… well get to running then!”

  Giana crouched down to control the charm magic. Here I was thinking I was in deep shit.

  Heh, don’t underestimate Deca! Nilah lets help her out!

  Nilah and I siphoned charm magic off Giana. She sure went through a lot in a short time.

  I’m here for you, Deca.

  The charm instantly disappeared, and pink eyes locked on to me.

  “I know. Thank you.” I got grabbed and she gave me a normal hug.

  “Ugh, you guys are so boring. A god can’t have some fun…” Bellia said and flew off.

  Are you sure you’re, ok?

  “I feel amazing.”

  You know that you just got a bullshit power up like in games and series, right?

  “Only my fertility and charm magic got boosted.”

  And what makes vixens get what they want?

  “You’re overthinking it. Let’s see if Yv needs help.”

  Giana didn’t notice that she had an immense pull on me. I just realized that it doesn’t matter anymore if she controls it.

  I held my hands in front of me and thought about what just happened. Why is charm magic so important to my race? Our race interacts so much different with it than other races that it could almost be seen as something different.

  “Deca, are you coming?”

  Yeh.

  We took our time as there was no need to hurry. It was difficult to avert my eyes from Giana’s rhythmic walking and hip sway. She also has more pink highlights. Is she changing due to all this?

  We found Yv talking to a tree moments later.

  So, you’ve gone insane?

  “Maybe, the trees are a bit rebellious, but they will return to their rightful spot. They were running away from a mana-less patch, but they still need water so they had to follow the river. We just have to ask Raishin and Gregory to pour energy in that spot.”

  Did I go insane too, or… does that actually make a lot of sense?

  “So all you have to do is talk to trees?”

  “No, I also had to beat up some of them.” Yv said as she pointed at piles of junk.

  Looks like junk. Do they fight back?

  “The corrupt ones turn into strange monsters who turn into that after they get defeated. I might need some help the next time. They’re strong…”

  Is our role devolving into comedy now?

  “Deca, that’s not funny…yet.”

  Yv looked from me to Giana. “You two seem to have gotten closer in that short time.”

  The midget boosted Giana’s fertility through the roof, causing her charm magic to reach god levels…

  “That’s good right? Giana always told us that fertility is an issue for mythical races.”

  Giana locked arms with me and poured charm mana. “Yeah, only the Mikazuki were blessed with that, that’s why there were so many.”

  Hmm, Hifan background, with the fertility of a Mikazuki and getting tutored by an Oures. Yup I knew it, you’re the most overpowered vixen in history!

  “I don’t feel like I am…”

  The world doesn’t care what you think!

  “So where is Bellia? I want to thank her for helping me talk to trees.” Yv looked around and moved her ears.

  “She ran off after we turned her into an infant.”

  “I see…”

  But! She forgot to destroy the city! So want to see my new skill [Foxfire: Meteor Shower]?!”

  “Ooh yes!” Giana said and prompted me to take a seat in my tails so she could do so too.

  “Is that a good idea?”

  They sell elves to slavery and I don’t know if you’ve been inside but… the air is garbage tier, it might be even easier to breathe in their sewers.

  “Slavery… polluted air?” Yv gave a thumbs down. “Bring it down!”

  That’s more like it! Hasta la vista shitty city!

  I snapped my finger and pointed at the sky. House sized blue fireballs fell down moments later with the Stinky City as target. There was one problem, though.

  Bellia had returned and got hit in the crossfire. “Foxes!”

  “Deca, I think we should run.”

  Good plan.

  I grabbed Giana and Yv with my tails, used [Fade] and ran off.

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