Chapter 5: Moe Jail & the Tsundere Trap

  (A certified pervert god story — written under waifu surveilnce)

  Yukito-sama was chilling on the royal couch of Simp Pace? when suddenly…

  BAM!

  A heart-shaped prison cell dropped from the sky.

  Inside it?

  A twin-tailed tsundere waifu with a magical colr and a death gre sharper than a katana.

  “Baka! Let me out or I’ll report you to the Enchanted Waifu Association!”

  she yelled, blush intensifying.

  Yukito-sama adjusted his divine pervert crown.

  “Only if you say ‘Nyaa~’ like a proper tsundere,” he smirked.

  The entire realm went silent.

  The other waifus peeked in from behind anime curtains.

  She finally gave in.

  “N-Nyaa~... you thieving god!”

  And just like that —

  Achievement Unlocked: Moe Jailmaster

  Waifu #5 joined the roster: Kagura Tsunfre,

  Css: Fire-Tsundere / Skill: “Blush Explosion” / Weakness: Headpats and spicy ramen.

  ---

  But the peace didn’t st.

  A scroll appeared out of nowhere:

  Boss Fight Proposal Detected

  Arena: Hot Springs of Judgement

  Opponent: Waifu #6 - Mystery Dommy Elf Lady

  Yukito-sama whispered,

  “I accept… but can I bring my towel?”

  TO BE CONTINUED… in

  Chapter 6: