EXTERIOR- The beach, deep into the wilds, far west of Triangle Valley. A short way north of the oceanic port where adventurous sailors drop their spoils, to be shipped to Saustis.
The beach is poputed exclusively by muscur, tall, well-fed, well-sculpted and well-armed men and women, wearing either barely-not-indecent-exposure-type swimsuits or full sets of glistening armor, and nothing between those two things. Save for maybe a small handful wearing robes or something.
In the middle of it all stands a tall, tanned figure (who refers to himself only as a "Beach Wizard"), in tan robes with a tan wizard's hat, standing atop a pilr of sand. His facial hair is also tan. The beach-goers stare up at him with a mixture of shock and fear. And delight, because he looks pretty silly.
FINALLY PRESENT - THE GIRL (Wearing a grey VERY waterlogged sweater, and her also VERY wet maroon ball cap. No armor. YES shorts, because beach. Her shorts are also SUPER wet. From seawater, not anything weird.) Currently, her deadly-sharp icicle is out, and she's got it stabbed through the chest of the Beach Wizard.
STILL NOT PRESENT- THE BOY (Shirtless and very wet, with flip-flops and incredibly short trunks that the girl had ying around, for whatever reason. They're also wet. Because he is doing something akin to swimming in them.)
TIME - Well into the afternoon, nearing early evening. The sun is starting to set upon the beach-goers and the so-called "Beach Wizard"
"SH-CRAP!" The girl's face contorted angrily as the man continued standing despite having an icicle rger and sharper than any spear she'd ever seen driven straight through his mid-torso. "HE'S STILL ALIVE! HE SURVIVED ONE OF MY TOP-5 SPECIAL MOVES!"
The adventurers below began to murmur about the strange girl that had shot out of the ocean like a bat out of the abyss, bent on driving that strange pale spear through the enigmatic wizard's chest. Some were in awe- some were amused, and some were upset that she had taken the spotlight away from them. Others still said "hey, it's that creepy perverted girl from that one time! A few minutes ago!"
"HAK-" The wizard's face was also contorted fiercely and angrilly. Lotta angry face-scrunching going on here. "Y-YOUR STRENGTH AND SPEED ARE IMPRESSIVE, GIRL. BUT I WILL NOT BE FELLED BY SOME-"
The man was interrupted by the girl's very sudden still-midair headbutt (not one of her special moves - just a regur headbutt), straight to the noggin. Still, the man had not learned that today just was not the day for non-narrator monologues.
"ACK- DAMN YOU!" He loved saying that. He raised a finger, and extended it towards the girl's center of mass-
-The girl grit her teeth and cackled madly, as she dodged the bolt through the use of extreme, grotesque contortionism.
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"Ew." Said the wizard who has stripped well over a dozen people of their skin, blood, and organs within the past couple minutes alone.
"AHA!" She ughed, un-contorting right back. "YOU SUCK!" She sang, tilting her nose up and looking down at him mockingly. "YOU'RE BAD! YOU MISSED, AND YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT THINGS, EITHER!"
The Wizard scoffed.
"YEAH! YOU'RE UGLY! AND YOU'RE BAD, TOO!"
Wizard sneered. He didn't say 'DAMN YOU!' but it was implied. Instead, he fired more bsts at the girl. None of which she dodged with grace, ALL of which she dodged horrifically.
The errant beams flew uselessly into the air, making all the "oohing" and "aaah-ing" adventurers on the ground very gd that there didn't exist any magic that enabled the user to *fly* and get caught in the crossfire. Yes, it's a good idea that the notion that magic could do something like that is utterly ridiculous. And teleportation. That's twice as ridiculous.
((... What? Who even..? Whatever..))
"HMPH. I SEE THAT YOUR AGILITY SURPASSES EVEN YOUR STRENGTH, GIRL..." The wizard mused, deciding that 'agility' was a perfectly fine word, in the pce of the terrors. "'TIS A SHAME THAT MY FIRST WORTHY FOE IN THIS AGE TURNED OUT TO BE SOME... UNCLEAN GIRL."
The girl stuck out her tongue, and called him obscene things.
"HMPH." The man lowered his voice as he grunted, so the onlookers knew it was serious. "ENOUGH OF THESE GAMES."
He raised not just the finger, this time, but his whole, slightly clenched hand as he shouted out an incantation. And as he did, the Beach came to his aid.
The sand itself began to stir and coalesce, rising swiftly out of the ground and taking the form of a giant, all-consuming hand- Which CLASPED around the girl, entrapping her within its overwhelming grasp.
"AHK! CRAP!" The girl shouted, her voice lowering and her eyes going wide. "AH, FFFECK! SHCRAP!"
"YOUR POWER WAS IMPRESSIVE, G-" This guy just does NOT learn his lesson-
"FFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!! AAHH, CRAP! NOOO! DARN! GAAAAAAAAAHD! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHK!" The girl squirmed, writhing within its grasp shouting incessantly. "AAHH, NO! NAAAH!! FAAAUUUUUUUHH..."
The Beach Wizard... Sighed. He groaned, staring at the girl with not a shred of amusement in his eyes. The passion for battle, the zest for life he'd been clinging to so desperately the entire time, the one thing he really had to live for...
Those damned adventurers, and this extra-damned girl... They were just too much for the old man.
His spark's all now. There's just a hollow darkness behind his eyes.
Blue energy danced at his fingertips, his aim locked on right at the girl's head...
