What do those freaks want? Should I stall for some time?
Let’s do this!
I walked on the streets, browsing some goods and eating some food from the stalls.
It seems that they really are stalking me. Creepy! I should find out what they want.
Walking like I didn’t sense them I turned to the nearest dark alley. Then I jumped to the roof and waited in ambush. And it didn’t take long for them to show up.
“Shit! Where did he go?!” (stalker #1)
“He walked to this alley didn’t he?” (stalker #2)
“….” (stalker #3)
So they really are stalking me.
“Boss will kill us if he’s gonna find out that we lost him!” (stalker #2)
Boss eh? Let’s interrogate them.
With that thought I jumped from the roof right on the stalker #3.
“GHA…” (stalker #3)
“WHAT?!” (stalker #2)
“From whe….” (stalker # 1)
He didn’t finish his sentence as I knocked him out.
“W-Wait!” (stalker #2)
“Shut up.”
I told him as I sliced his head off.
Now to bring them home.
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“Where tha fuck are those bastards?!” (???)
“They went missing boss. It’s possible that he discovered them.” (random thug)
“Fuck! those useless sons of a bitch!” (boss)
“Didn’t you say that those three are best if it comes to stalking brother?” (soon to be dead)
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It seems that those three were from a gang called ‘Green Fish’….
I don’t know that…. But I know that I even I have a better naming sense than the one who named that gang.
It’s unfortunate but those weakling did not last enough for me to acquire information about their base…But enough to gain some levels!
So add 30 to agility 40 to endurance and 20 to strength.
Hmm… Upgrade necromancy one time and buy me the darkness magic.
Show me the spell list.
Good. Now it’s pretty late, so let’s go to bed.
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Now today is some thing different!
Oh? You want to know? You really want to know?
Fine, fine! If you insist.
Today I will enchant a skeleton!
Eh? Meaning?
Heh that’s it? then it is easy!
Who said anything about breaking the rules? I will just bypass them!
Just watch.
As I said that I get down to business! First you need a skeleton! Not undead one but normal skeleton. Then you just enchant it! But be careful! Because if enchantment is too strong then you will not be able to reanimate it! And also you can’t enchant every bone.
And done.
And now to reanimate it!
“Rise undead!”
As I cast a spell the skeleton slowly rose on his legs.
Now to verify if enchantments are working.
“Can you understand me?”
“*nod*” (skeleton)
“How much is 1+1?”
He rose his bony hand with a V sign. Success!
“IT’S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!”
Well I AM a genius! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What?
“HOLY SHIT!!!”
That’s too overpowered for ability!
I should level up some more.
“Titania Tamamo I’m going out to hunt some monsters. You both should stay at home, it seems that the racist bastard have sent some thugs to kill me. So just to be safe please stay home.”
“Will you be okay?” (Titania)
“Yes don’t worry with every killed thug I become stronger so you shouldn’t worry.”
“If you say so dear.” (Titania)
“Yes master.”
And so I headed out of the city…With some free levels tailing me.
Are they only tailing me? It’s been two hours and they didn’t do anything!
If you are wondering why she said that, it’s because those idiots surrounded me.
“So you are that Oberon bastard. You look like weakling!” (thug #1)
“Let’s just kill him and go back.” (thug #2)
“If it isn’t the green fish gang! How may I help you?”
Manners manners you always should mind your manners.
“Shut it! Were here to kill you beast!” (thug #3)
“OK. Time to kill! ELEMENTAL BULLET! ELEMENTAL BULLET!”
*bang**bang* Two down one to go!
Just one level? Well it doesn’t matter.
Seeing that his comrades have already fallen last thug started to run away.
“You ain’t going anywhere!”
*swish*
“GYAAAAAAA! My leg!” (thug #3)
“Eh? Sorry I didn’t intend to pierce your leg with a kunai.”
“So you have two choices first is that you shall tell me about your hideout, second I shall torture you and then you will tell me about your hideout.”
“It’s at the biggest building at the north side of the slums! Please don’t kill me!”
“Don’t worry I won’t kill you…But I WILL torture you!”
So from now on I will not just simply kill but I will play with my prey! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Evo-chan please add 20 points to strength, 50 to intellect and 25 to agility and endurance, as for skill points leave them for now I want to save them for later.
Well I do need to hunt some monsters.
It’s not for levels but for materials! Especially I have plans for those monster cores.
Don’t know jet.
(Next morning)
Time for some raid!
“Girl’s, I don’t know how long I will be absent today. So don’t drink too much without me.”
“Sure dear.” (Titania)
“Yes master!” (Tamamo)
Should I buy some alcohol on my way back? Yes let’s do it!
Making my way to the slums I didn’t even know what kind encounter is waiting for me later.
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??? POV
So he finally left. Hmm…He looks like someone I know? Must be my imagination. If it was really that guy then he would already be bringing destruction to this town.
You don’t even have any idea of our plans back on Earth.
Spec-chan you are right it’s unlikely that he is here.
But this guy something else to so casually sell such expensive ores and then buy a house at his first stay at unknown city.
You’re right if it comes to a fight I don’t stand a chance. For a thief to beat a magic swordsman is just unbelievable.
Hmm I should probably head back to his house as he will be pretty occupied right now.
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Hmm? Did he leave? Strange, I thought that the guy who was stalking me right now was one of the green fish guys. But well the feeling from him was indeed different. I didn’t feel any hostility or killing intent.
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Probably.
Well it isn’t a time for this as I am right in the front of those thugs base. And it seems there are some guards standing at the main entrance.
(From this point onward till the end of this POV I will mark only mc’s speech as there will be too many random thugs and I am pretty lazy.)
Is that something new?
(You want me to make you a slave to some perverted gay?)
Sorry!!!
(Onward with the story!)
“Halt! Who goes there?!”
“Just a future demonlord.” (Oberon)
“What are you blabbering about?”
Those ignorant fools…
“Just die.” (Oberon)
*slash* *slash*
Aaaand they’re dead. I wonder why those fish guys are so weak?
Just a soldier huh? Well it seems I have still a long way to go to become a real demonlord.
With those thoughts I entered their base. And what welcomed me was a group of armed men.
“What are those guys doing to let someone inside?”
“Oh don’t blame them they are dead.” (Oberon)
“What?! Did guards finally decided to take action and eliminate us?”
“No. It’s just you guys started to stalk me that I decided to kill you. Well I would kill you all anyway.” (Oberon)
“Kill this bastard!”
“Me kill you good!”
“Let’s hang his head near the fireplace!”
Wow one of them is really stupid.
“DARK ARROW! DARK ARROW! DARK ARROW! DARK ARROW! DARK ARROW!” (Oberon)
Great! Add all points to strength and buy me THE MOTHERFUCKING UNHOLY MAGIC!
*slash*
“GHAAA”
*stab*
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Show me!
*slash* *slash* *stab* *slash*
“AAAAAAAAA!”
“MY LEG!”
“GHA! Y-You bastard!”
What’s unholy devourer?
Wow this spell is fucking overpowered! But this restriction…
Well yeah true. Oh its looks like everybody is dead but the boss and the soon to be dead human.
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??? POV
Well that was easy. Is he stupid not to invest in house security?
What do you mean?
Yes?
It’s just some dark fairy isn’t it?
Albright quiet now I need to concentrate.
Walking down from attic (as I entered this house from the roof) I ended up in the bedroom.
Wow is that a king sized bead? I want one too!!!
But for now let’s check if there anything valuable!
……………………………
Nothing? Seriously?
Oh shit! He have a skeleton in the house! Is this guy a necromancer?
As I was getting ready to flee, the skeleton grabbed a candle and……Started to eat it?
What the fuck?!
INTELLIGENT? He’s eating a fucking candle!
Wait that’s means that this is undead den?
Then what’s it doing here?
“Who are you?” (Tamamo)
When I heard the voice I immediately turned my head to look for its origin. And what I saw was a girl around 16 with white hear and fur. The same species as me.
EH!? Wa-Wait was there someone else in the house?
“M-Mistress!!!” (Tamamo)
Shit! She’s not alone?!
“GUFU!”
Did she just throw a book at me?! What’s with that strength?! And you should be more considerate about damaging books!
“What’s wrong Tamamo?” (Titania)
“Mistress there is a thief in the bedroom!” (Titania)
After that the small dark fairy flew in the room.
Wait! What’s with those cruel words?!
SERIOUSLY!!!!!!?????? Just who tha fuck is that lizardman?!
“Capture him!” (Titania)
“Yes!” (Tamamo)
With those words she threw a table at me!
As I barely dodged it I yelled…
“Are you trying to kill me not capture me?”
And I receive cold stares….SCARRY! SCARY! Fuck this shit I’m out!
I ran to the stairs. Then when I was approaching doors to escape this madhouse…..The fox girl threw a couch blocking it!
Is this for real!?
Then the fairy…..The small fairy threw a kitchen knife at me! Barely dodging it I dive in the basement. Worst decision ever in my two lives’!
Wha-What the hell!!!??? is this a basement or a torturer chamber?!
“Is that a fucking Iron Maiden?!”
*step* *step* *step*
Breaking a cold sweat I looked back and what I saw was fox girl with a chair in the arms…
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In the last room were two humans, the green fish boss and soon to be dead.
I hope that their boss is stronger as I stopped receiving levels for those weaklings.
“So here I am. Were you looking for me?”
“It’s him! Brother it’s him! The one that ruined my career!” (soon to be dead)
“No, you were fired mostly because you were a racist bastard. But not that I care as you will die from my hand.”
“Heh you say some funny stuff beastman!” {boss)
“Again with a beastman! I am EVOS!”
“Eevos what is that some kind a lizardman sub race?” (boss)
“Nope. And die already! DARK ARROW! DARK ARROW! DARK ARROW! DARK ARROW! DARK ARROW! DARK ARROW!”
Eh? Already?
Kind of. Let’s just go home and drink till the night.
Wait no level?
As I arrived home what was waiting for me was a door blocked by the couch.
What the hell happened here?
“Titania?! Tamamo?!”
“We are here darling!” (Titania)
Basement eh?
And then when I descended to the basement what I saw was beastman furry fox male…Tied to a chair with a turtle shell pattern.
There are many questions. But the first one to escape my mouth was….
“Do I know you?”
You don’t mean?
“So you are reincarnated?”
“You know about reincarnation?!” (???)
“Yes. I am one myself.”
“So that’s why you are so strong?” (???)
“Probably. But the question here is why you are here?”
“I am a thief so that’s why. And if I knew that this house belongs to reincarnated then I wouldn’t even try to get in here” (???)
“I see. Then another question do you happen to know a names ***** and *****?”
“Yes I do and the name ***** was my name back on Earth.” (???)
“So you are from Earth… Next question. Do you know ***** surname.”
“Yes it was mine…Wait! How do you know me?” (???)
“I might know you….But that we will know only after some more questions. So from what country are you from?”
“I am from the most shittiest of countries called Latvia!” (???)
“Nothing special, this is Latvia!”
“Heh. True. True. Shitty life in shitty country!” (???)
“True. In the previous world what would you say if apocalypse begun?”
“At last something interesting is happening!” (???)
I know who he is!
“Untie him.”
“Wait what? Why? He broke in our house! And what were those questions?” (Titania)
“He’s an old friend of mine.”
“EH!?” X2
“So you wanna say that you are ****** *****? So that’s why your face is so familiar to me.” (???)
“H-He’s your friend master?” (Tamamo)
“Yes Tamamo. And my name in this world is Oberon”
“Oh! So it’s Oberon eh? That’s right I haven’t told you my current name. It’s Acino” (Acino)
