hip·ster1

  /?hipst?r/

  noun informal

  noun: hipster; plural noun: hipsters

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  circa 199x–2060 CE

  

  
1. a person who follows the latest trends and fashions, especially those regarded as being outside the cultural mainstream.


  
2. a person who only enjoys products, music, and art that nobody else thinks is cool anymore. (i.e., “I liked Oasis before they were cool.”)


  

  circa 2060–2070 CE

  

  
1. a trouble-maker, nuisance, and probably a terrorist.


  

  circa 2070 CE–present (3100 CE / 810 DE)

  

  
1. a member of a bicycle gang that lives among junk heaps on abandoned planets.