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A Jimmithey Christmas 2024 – Part Four.

  This takes pce after the end of S1, however I’m publishing it before S1 is over. A little bit of spoilers for S1 but you can enjoy it without much knowledge of the rest of the story. Now, I hope you enjoy and happy holidays!Please read all of the other parts before this! This is the finale. Also, merry Christmas! Meanwhile, Krampus was holding Santa down with his feet, crushing his old man spine. He held his massive fists up and began smashing his fists into him.

  “AAAAH!!” Santa shrieked as he spat out blood, Krampus’ thunderous strikes causing him immense pain. It rang throughout his entire body, every part of him feeling horrible throbbing pain.

  “Santa… While Ms. Cus moaned out my name… I made her wish for my strikes to cause the greatest pain to my greatest enemy… What a fantastic bitch. You may be a worthless fuck, but you knew how to choose a great piece of ass.” Krampus chuckled as he held his fists over Santa, a disgusting grin creeping onto his face.

  “D-don’t… HOHO!! Don’t even bring up her name!!!” Santa coughed out as he pulled his hand out of Krampus’ grip, smming his weak hand into the beasts’ foot.

  Krampus moved his foot away, looking down at Santa’s bloody and beaten body. He chuckled, licking his furry lips.

  “I can do what I want, little cuck. After all, I have the Christmas Wish… And my current wish is YOUR death!!!” Krampus roared as he smmed his hand onto Santa’s body, crushing him!

  But before he could kill him fully, Santa caught his massive fist and pulled him down. Krampus was stunned by this and it allowed for Santa to get out of Krampus’ foot. He ran up the dark creature’s arm, kicking Krampus directly in the eye!

  "GRAAHHHH!!! FUCK!!!" Krampus yelled as his eye was cut by the impact. Santa bounced off of his eye and started to crawl away.

  His leg was injured from Krampus smming him into the building. It was mangled and broken, far worse than the rest of his body.

  But, he couldn't get away, for Krampus soon found him and held him down with his devilish tail!

  “Santa…! This has gone on for long enough, don't you think? You and me, fighting over and over for this goddamn holiday... I'm fucking TIRED OF IT!!!" Krampus yelled as he pulled Santa's body under his foot.

  He began pressing his leg down on Santa's head, crushing him! Blood spewed from Santa’s wounds, his mind going bnk from the sheer pain.

  But before he could crush the man's head, a gray energy beam flew straight at him! It was Jimmithey, and he smmed Krampus' massive body off of Santa. The beastly Krampus crashed through the building, shattering the giant wall!

  They crashed through a few apartments, smming into a now empty shopping mall, filled with Christmas decorations.

  Jimmithey and Krampus both stood up from the rubble and destruction, stared at each other.

  “Krampus! Your time is fucking up!” Jimmithey yelled while pointing up at beast. Krampus chuckled, his face tensing up in mocking rage.

  But he then started looking around him, noticing at the Christmas decorations and the Santa signs around him.

  "Jimmithey Johnrey James... You understand how I feel. That bastard Santa, he gets all of the recognition, all of the love. Even in Detroit, the most dangerous city in the nation, they worship him like a god! I am the more skilled one, the smarter one, the more talented one. I’m the one who does the dirty work! I’m the one who gives fuckin coal to the naughty children! Yet I get none of that recognition! I am feared, not loved! The exact opposite of what I DESERVED! Do you see how we are the same? Do you see how Chad did the same to you?! Jimmithey!" Krampus yelled as he pointed straight at Jimmithey, trying to appeal to his insecurities.

  "We aren't the same Krampus. You're a fucking ugly demon!" Jimmithey yelled as he started shooting energy at Krampus, right out of his wrists.

  The beastly Krampus was pushed by from the schizo beams, but stood resilient. He shot out Christmas beams, which Jimmithey dodged. He turned his head, noticing that the beams had melted through multiple stores and decorations.

  But right as the beams shot out, Chad came flying through the walls of the mall. He was in his Giga Chad form, and his muscles were exuding pure energy.

  “TORIYAH!” He raised his fist, punching it into Krampus’ chin. It sent the beast flying back, his body crashing into a nearby closed down seafood store.

  Chad nded on the ground, sliding next to Jimmithey. He turned his head as he gathered more energy in his hands.

  “Hey Chad, where’s Rudolf?” Jimmithey asked as he turned his head, raising his eyebrow.

  “He’s with his daddy. But forget them. We have to deal with this hairy fuck.” Chad turned as he saw Krampus pulling himself out of the

  "Ahhh... CHAD! The two of you, both with my Christmas gift boxes... Now that we’re all together… I'll give you my final proposition..." Krampus said as he snapped his fingers.

  This caused the gift boxes that Chad and Jimmithey had to fly out of their pockets! They floated in front of both of them.

  “Y-you had one too?!” Jimmithey asked as he turned his head to Chad.

  “That’s my question, dickwad!” Chad replied as his nose twitched, his mouth gritting in rage.

  Krampus began ughing and held his arms up, dust and debree falling off from his body.

  "I’ll give you the Christmas wish… I give you permision to use your wishes for the ultimate power... The Christmas spirit will flow through you… You can use it to kill your piece of shit rival... But…" Krampus chuckled as he put his hands together over his head.

  Suddenly, the boxes ran into one another, fusing into one, massive glowing box!!

  "Only one can have it... If you don't take it, then there will be no way you could beat me, eh? KAKAAAAHHH!!! CHOOSE, BASTARDS!!!"

  “Fuck!” Chad yelled as both him and Jimmithey turned their heads at the box.

  Jimmithey turned back to look at Chad. He didn't want to take the gift, but he didn't trust Chad in the slightest. He had promised to kill him all the way back in the Cuck Wars, so who knows if he would take the opportunity to keep his promise.

  Jimmithey didn't see himself as stronger than Chad, so he would completely lose if Chad got the Christmas gift. Just in case Chad wanted to take it, Jimmithey would jump and grab it with his schizo powers before him. That was his pn.

  Chad turned back to look at Jimmithey. He didn't need to take the gift, but he didn't trust Jimmithey. To Chad, Jimmithey was a weak little bitch. But this wasn’t because of his physical strength, but instead because of his mentality.

  If Jimmithey took this chance to become ‘stronger’ than Chad, then who knows if it would be possible to take him down. If Jimmithey wanted to take the gift, Chad would jump and smash Jimmithey's skull before he could even touch it. That was his pn.

  "Jimmithey... Chad... Make your choice.... Boys… Hehehehehe… DO IT!!! NOW!!!" Krampus yelled as he swung his hands down, causing the gifts to fall!

  In response to this, Chad and Jimmithey both ran forward, jumping straight towards the gift. They both tried going as fast as they could, both aiming to reach the gift before the other!

  Krampus had gotten what he wanted, since they didn’t trust each other in the slightest!

  Chad reached his hand out for the present. Jimmithey did the same. They both reached out and grabbed for the gift.

  As they did, they caught a look at each other. Quickly, they realized the look in each other’s face wasn’t desire, instead a fear of the other. After this realization, they both closed their eyes and grinned.

  And so, they both grasped their hands onto the gift, light steaming from the opening gift!

  Krampus began ughing in response to this, his pn had been completed. Or, it had seemed that was.

  Jimmithey and Chad had held the gift, holding it together in their hands as they floated in the air!

  They flew straight down, both holding the Christmas spirit within themselves. It was a surging, reddish green aura that had small snowfkes and candy canes floating around.

  Krampus started to put his hands down in shock. He began realizing that they did not betray each other!

  Despite hating each other's guts, they didn’t use the gift to kill each other. Instead, they held it together, holding it with both of their hands!

  "W-WHY? Why the fuck...?! Why didn't you fight each other? It… I-it MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!!!" Krampus roared as he fell on his beastly knees, his face scrunched up in rage.

  Jimmithey and Chad both began ughing while they held the gift in their hands.

  "We didn’t because we fucking hate you! We came here to save Christmas, not to kill each other!! So we’re doing that right here and now!" Jimmithey yelled as the Christmas spirit flowed through him.

  “Yeah, dickhead! Guess how we’re gonna use the Christmas Spirit wish you gave to us, fuckhead?” Chad chuckled as he nodded his head in agreement.

  They both began walking up to Krampus' defeated body. He began to tremble back, realizing the power of the gift he gave them!

  "F-FUCK! D-don't come close to me! I-I'M THE FUCKING KRAMPUS!! YOU CANNOT BEAT ME!!” Krampus roared as he began shooting Christmas energy at them.

  These powerful all hit, causing rge explosions to ring out in the hall. But despite these attacks ramming into the two young men, they didn’t affect them in the slightest!

  Jimmithey and Chad finally got close enough to Krampus, standing over the quickly shrinking creature. His strength was being absorbed by the wish’s aura, making him lose his beastly appearance!

  “D-DON’T FUCKING DO IT!!” Krampus shrieked as he held his hands up to his face, his mouth trembling in fear!

  Jimmithey and Chad ignored his begging and held up their fists, which were filled with Christmas energy!

  "GIVE US CHRISTMAS BACK!!!" They both yelled as they smmed their combined fists into Krampus’ face!

  BAM!!

  The single powerful impact dug deep into Krampus' face, pushing his head down to the ground from sheer pressure! Bolts of lightning and sparks flew out from this csh, melting the nearby rubble and ground!

  "F-FFFFFFUCKKK!!!" Krampus yelled as he was smmed straight through the ground! The shopping mall around them began to fall apart from the massive impact!

  As this happened, Krampus' body flew down and through the mall’s floors, causing a massive explosion to go off!

  His body flew down and nded in the Detroit sewers, the sunlight from above shining down onto his dying body.

  "D-damn... Damn it… Fuck!" Krampus muttered with all of the strength he had left. He looked up, seeing Jimmithey and Chad’s aura still floating above!

  “Fuck! I-I can’t die!” Krampus coughed out as he gathered the remaining Christmas energy in his body. Despite the intense beatdown and the Wish’s aborbing power, he had a bit of energy left in his body.

  He started to gather it and used it to move his body. If he could get out of that spot, before Jimmithey and Chad could get down, then his pns to take over Christmas wouldn't be over for good!

  He could come back, and cuck Santa again. He would make his life a living hell, make him and Jimmithey and Chad pay for everything they did to him. He would make them his sves, chaning them up for eternal servitude. He would force them and their loved ones to eat coal, under his north pole mansion!

  “Perfect… It’ll be perfect…! I’ll return… My enemies will die…And I’ll be loved by the goddman world…” Krampus thought to himself, dragging his weakened body across the dark sewerway.

  But as he was thinking, he heard a familiar chuckle coming from the depths of the sewers.

  "Hoho... Krampus... Your time has come!" Santa chuckled as he began limping to Krampus' body, his body slowly being revealed by the light from above.

  Krampus turned his head around and began freaking out. The one voice he hated the most was chuckling behind him, as if the chuckling bastard had won!

  He saw Santa D Cus, dimly lit by the light from the sky, limping on a shotgun cane towards him. He was looming over Krampus, his muscur body overlooking the hunched beast.

  Krampus’ face scrunched up, his anger becoming more visible than ever. He gritted his teeth and prepared to roar at the bastard in front of him.

  Before he could respond, a shotgun muzzle was pced on his head, right between his yellow eyes..

  "Merry Christmas, Krampus." Santa said as he pulled down the trigger.

  …

  Jimmithey, Chad, Rudolf, an unconscious Ms. Cuse, some gingerbread men, and Santa were waiting on the rooftop of a Detroit skyscraper. In their vision was Krampus’ destroyed tower, which was now a pile of bricks.

  They were waiting for Santa's Elves to come on a new sled to pick them up. As they did, Santa sat down and looked at the city, seeing the sun begin to set.

  He sighed and pulled out a massive cigar, lighting it with his fingers. He then pulled out his emergency eggnog and drank it, with both cigar and bottle in his mouth.

  As he did this, Jimmithey, Rudolf and Chad sat next to him.

  “Jimmithey and Chad. Thank you guys so much. You truly helped us out. You saved Christmas!” Rudolf ughed out as he both of shook their hands.

  Santa then began ughing hard, puffing cigar smoke out from his mouth.

  "Gentlemen. We did damn good. I can feel my Christmas powers coming back... We saved Christmas." Santa said as he put he gave a cigar to Chad, a special Christmas brand.

  Chad began ughing and shook Santa's hand, taking the cigar out from his hand. He lit it from snapping his fingers, using sheer force to create a fire.

  "I'm happy I came. This was fun as fuck, besides the sad shit. That fuck Krampus is dead for good now, right?" Chad asked as he looked off to the cityscape, puffing out from the cigar.

  “Yeah. I saw him die with my own goddamn eyes. That bastard ain’t coming back. Things could’ve been different you know. He was like a brother to me back in the day. The role of giving coal to naughty children can fuck with your brain if I’m bein’ honest… It made him jealous, and I didn’t help him out or show him love… Krampus ain’t just an enemy. He’s a lesson boys. A lesson for all of us…” Santa expined, sharing his old man wisdom.

  Jimmithey looked at Chad from afar, sitting next to Rudolf at the edge. He could both understand what Santa and Krampus did wrong, having felt both of their perspectives in the past.

  Rudolf looked up and saw the sled coming down to pick them up. It had rockets instead of the usual reindeer, causing Rudolf to sigh.

  “Santa, we ought to give the deer a burial… It’s the least we can do.” Rudolf sighed as both him and Santa stood up, the sled getting closer to the edge of the building.

  “Damn right… But, we got work once we get back. We’ve got gifts to deliver. But forget about that for now. That’s all for now, boys. Thanks for the help! HOHO!” Santa chuckled as he turned his head to Jimmithey and Chad, who both began standing up.

  “Of course Santa! Have a safe flight home guys.” Jimmithey replied, fist/hoof bumping Rudolf and Santa, who both began boarding on the ship.

  “Call us for anything, alright?! Just don’t do that nearly naked crap next time, okay Rudolf!” Chad yelled as wind pushed onto them from the rocket’s fire. He pointed up at Rudolf, who chuckled and nodded his head.

  "Hoho… Fels, expect some nice presents under your chimneys in the future, alright? Merry Christmas, Jimmithey and Chad! MERRY CHRISTMAS INDEED!! HOHO!!!" Santa yelled as he stood on the sled.

  “Fuck yeah!” Chad roared as he held his fist upwards, watching Ms. Cus and the gingerbread men get on the back of the sled.

  It began to fly upwards, boosting itself up to super sonic speeds! The sled bsted off, leaving the city of Detroit behind in a few seconds!

  Chad and Jimmithey nearly fell onto their backs from the incredible speed, but were able to stand upright. They both stared up at the parted clouds in the sky, noticing snowfkes being to fall from the sky.

  As they both looked up silently, Jimmithey noticed Chad turn his head at him. He sighed and crossed his arms, turning his head back at the town.

  "Hey. Jimmithey?" Chad asked as he looked down at the city.

  Jimmithey turned around, shocked Chad would address him by his name.

  "I don't need any stupid gifts to beat you. And I know you wouldn't need that shit either. If I'm going to kick your ass, I'm doing it legitimately. I just want you to know that." Chad said as he looked directly at Jimmiethy.

  This caused Jimmithey to smile and shake his head.

  "Right… Of course… But, wait Chad. We need a ride back to Master Bater's pce. It’s like far as hell from here!" Jimmithey yelled, pointing out how they were both not given a ride by Santa.

  Chad began ughing in response, spping his hard knee.

  "HAHA! Heh, I'll just get Mysuel to ride me back home. Not Master Bater's fuckin’ hut. Tell that old fuck I'm taking a day long break!” Chad expined as he flexed his chest, causing the entire building to shutter.

  “Tch. Sure. But what the hell am I gonna tell him you’re doing then?!” Jimmithey asked, his eyes twitching in confusion.

  He then saw Chad pull out his brand new Iphone 6s! He tapped on it, sending a quick message. He then put it back in his boxers, stepping on the edge of the building.

  “HAHA! Tell him I’m obviously gonna fuck Myusel for a day straight! I miss that tight pussy! Seeya Jimmithey. Merry Christmas, you asshole." Chad yelled as he suddenly jumped off of the building!

  Jimmithey went to see where he went, but saw a beam of pink magical girl energy pick him up and fly off into the sky!

  "H-how the fuck...? You know what, I don't even care anymore… Merry Christmas, Chad." Jimmithey mutterd as he sat back on the rooftop and began ying down.

  It began snowing, a normally rare thing for a Christmas Eve. Jimmithey looked up in the sky and sighed, accepting that he would have to find someway to get back before tomorrow. If he couldn’t, then Master Bater would kick his ass!

  And so, Jimmithey's insane Christmas Eve came to a peaceful end.

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